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Tyrannia versus the World

Message sponsored by the Tyrannian Tourism Board.

by fressed
Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Lupe Snack Pack

& King Altador never gave me one again :c

by shamaela
Tooth Faerie Tales

Why the Tooth Faerie loves Tyrannia.

by arcipello
Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Squid Makes Me Happy

Like my new outfit?

Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__

The Adventures of Mint!

Crosswords are harder than they look...

by flynnscifo
We Can't All Be Good Listeners... (Part 2)

Ouch! Where did that come from...?

by anneburns
Chill Pills

When you thought it was safe to go back to the (apple bobbing) water...

by cremelda
Irony

I don't think that is meant for you.

by elassar
Edible Nonsense ~ Picking on the Weak

All that training effort....

by tic2tac
Psychotic!

Having some lab ray troubles?

by bellepsyche
The Goofers

We are all forced to bow to the horrifying power of cuteness...

by lintsuf
Vexation

A pirate Lutari is a little bit disappointed because few people find the cool skull on his tail.

by phyllismi
LOOK! I FOUND A CODESTONE

Something has happened.

by bleeding_marker
Grey Pets Have a Sense of Humour Too

What's wrong?

Also by deiimos

by ruben160

Humourless

I guess we missed him...

by testrachelamy
The Roleplay Cafe

With thanks to singing_meadows, elegysanft and mike11695. c:

by purrfect_cookie
Royal Flush: Reflection

A nice walk at the beach turns into a horrifying experience for this little Usul.

by tr_avenger
Random Oddness

Apparently, I've been keeping Meuka at bay for years.

by mistyqee
The Nut Farm

It's not wise to brag out loud...

by ramheart
Scary Soup: Carrot Quest

Did you get any gold keys?

by raykitty
 
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"Getting Bankrupt" by melina322
I'm Tiger, a cloud Kougra. But from what's coming up, I won't be my dream color anytime soon. After Mom announced we were bankrupt, Kougra screamed. Nicky screamed, then Prince, then I finally followed along. My mom screamed at us screaming and we all screamed in unison. "What are we gonna do!?" Kougra yelped, falling to his knees. "We gotta find a way to get money!" I said, glaring...




Other Stories


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Memories in a Bottle
His very first memory is of the snow and the numbing cold...

by clovermint209

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Lanya and Lowel
Lanya flipped the sign in the window of the Coffee Cave from "Open" to "Closed". The yellow Shoyru pulled off her apron, grabbed a Tigersquash Iced Bun from her shelves, and stepped outside.

by chestnuttiger787

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The Tyrannian Veterinary Clinic - The Inside Scoop!
Once the petpets are healthy, I bring them to my shop where those seeking petpets come to see if these lovely creatures are just right for them. It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy to see a neopet and a petpet together, as good friends.

by dragonstorm_75

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Want a Magma Blaster trophy? Jump in!
There are rocks falling from the sky! Quick! Run!

by terravermelha

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Hiding the Clockwork Negg: Part Two
"I pride myself on keeping my word," Rutu replied stiffly. "I'm just surprised you seem to think you know us so well."

by seiya_from_ashes

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Things Best Remembered: Part Seven
Celia was the first to arrive. She gave Ria an annoying, self-satisfied smile which Ria tried to ignore and took her seat. It was a while before the other Council members arrived.

by chimie119



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