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A Guide To Adoptables

"Adoptables on Neopets are unique drawings that are meant to be shared all across Neopia."

by coolkaius
A New Faerieland

"A few weeks ago, Faerielanders started to notice a rock floating in the clouds."

by black_skull725
What Weewoo Colour are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

"Have you ever sat around and wondered what Weewoo colour would represent your zodiac sign the best? Well, look no further."

by madiwoo
97.5 Signs That Neopets Players Might Be Insane!!!

"We must be truly insane to play hundreds, sometimes thousands of games, without being sure whether our efforts are even worth it. Only a Neopets player would be this crazy!"

by indulgences
9 Items Under 75 Neopoints for your Y25 Resolutions

"The chaos of the holidays has been and gone and it’s now the time to take well deserved advantage of the Month of Sleeping."

by amylotti
A Neopian Traveler’s Guide to Affordable Backgrounds

"What if I told you that you can afford a vacation?"

by dairykateri
Y24 Economic Report: A Year of Change

"As Y24 drew to a close and celebrations were held across Neopia, many were reflecting, and some reeling, upon the surprise events that shook the economy in the past months"

by relationshipper
A Plea For The Weewoo

"While White Weewoos are admired for their beautiful, pure feathers and the fact they’re utilized as mail carriers for the Neopian Times, other Weewoos are seen as little more than pests in many cases. This is an absolute shame, because all Weewoos are beautiful."

by kunabee_tiger
Does Your Weewoo Love You?

"With this 10 question long quiz you can quickly figure out if your warm and fuzzy feelings for your Weewoo are reciprocated or not"

by iwonder
975 Mysteries of Neopia: The Chia Edition

"The world of Neopia, vast and diverse with its rich and vibrant history, is home to Neopians and Neopets alike."

by redpirate21
What Keeps Us Neopians? 975-word Anniversary Tribute

"Most of us, hooked from childhood. As time has progressed, friends have been lost to the external world. Yet thousands of us return; some intermittently, some every day without fail. What is it that keeps us coming back to our favourite game?"

by horp
What Does It Take for Weewoos to Be the NT Mascots?

"Every fortnight, on Friday morning, millions of copies of the Neopian Times (NT) will be delivered to homes, offices and other institutions all across Neopia."

by rurirawr
The House at 975 Nerkmid Way

Do you count yourself lucky if you experience a rare occurence? Now, what if it happened on Friday the 13th?

by mickey_a94_a39
A Pet’s Best Friend

"Therefore, for this special edition, I will be highlighting the best diamond-encrusted (or just outright diamond) items in all of Neopia!"

by omam12am
Celebrating the 10th Neopies Anniversary: Top Awards

"The Neopies is an annual event that takes place during the Month of Sleeping or Awakening, where Neopians get to vote for the best (and sometimes worst) events of the year prior."

by darkobsession
 
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"975 Ways to Say I’m Sorry" by smart100000
“Good deed number 974,” Fyora wrote in her journal. “Making sure that she’s not alone on Christmas.” Fyora looked down at the sparkling neon-pink quill in her hand, uncertain. “Is this truly something that I can consider a good deed?” she wondered to herself. “It’s not really an act of selflessness if I’m just doing this to make myself feel less guilty, is it?” She gently stroked the soft tufts of her quill as she contemplatively stared out the window. Truth be told, she didn’t particularly like the look of the glimmering, obnoxiously shiny quill she was writing with. The flashy style was more suited for a young child than for a mature and regal Faerie Queen, which was fitting, for it was a wide-eyed young girl who had gifted this quill to Fyora. The Faerie Queen remembered the bright smile of the little Speckled Xweetok who had presented it to her, green eyes glimmering with excitement behind her thick spectacles. “Happy holidays, your majesty!” the girl had exclaimed, many years ago.




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Miracles may......
Every story has an end. But dreams never ends.

by daveandbaltoro

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Panacea
"Velm let out a contented sigh as he finished the last sentence of his newest work..."

by parody_ham

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A 975th Celebration Story: Who Want to be a Questor?
"Gleaming through pristine velvet curtains, Petrov felt the familiar quiver of adrenaline course through him..." Collab with superkathiee

by honorrolle

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A Brithday Carol (for Christmas)
A meta tale that is an adaptation of Dickens' classic.

by rielcz

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It's in the Bag!
...975th time's the charm?

by darkonek

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A List Too Long
Good Luck, Pal...Collab with beanlein

by imcatcrazy11



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