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The Committee of Normalcy in Neovia

"You are cordially invited to attend the next meeting of the Committee of Normalcy in Neovia"

by june_scarlet
What Your Altador Cup Team Says About You

"It’s that time of year again – Altador Cup time!"

by spikegalactic2000
Novas: Why They Should Be Neopia's Next Petpet

In good times and bad, the humble Nova has floated by our side. What better way to reward their loyalty than making them Neopia's next Petpet!

by pikapi20
Faerieland: A Dozen Years After Xandra

"It has been a little over twelve years since Xandra crashed Faerieland into Neopia..."

by black_skull725
Fresh Out of the Oven: New Guild Activity

Do you ever find yourself getting lost in your imagination at The Bakery in The Neopian Bazaar

by amylotti
 
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What Your Altador Cup Team Says About You



It’s that time of year again – Altador Cup time! The games are in full swing, and everyone’s on the edge of their seats waiting to see which team will emerge victor (and waiting to reap all the sweet sweet rewards for all their hard work!) So, which team did you choose? It’s a hard thing, committing to a team! But it’s a known fact that all the different teams have quite different vibes, and as a result, certain people tend to gravitate towards certain teams. Read on to find out if this intrepid journalist can guess what sort of person you are, just based on your team of choice. Altador You’re a bit of a wild card. You’re pretty lazy most of the time, which means you get counted out fairly easily – but you get a kick out of occasionally proving everyone wrong. (But once you’ve made everyone regret underestimating you? It’s back to bed. Eh, you’ll try again next year, right? Maybe. If you can be bothered. So, probably not.) Brightvale Look, you’re a bit too competitive, alright? You need to chill out a bit. You kind of stress everyone out. I’m sorry, but it’s true. (There are also a lot of rumours about you, but I’m not going to address those. Journalists stick to facts, not conjecture.) Darigan Citidel You like doing well, and you’re not afraid of a bit of hard work. Also, you like it when people think you’re edgy and mysterious. (In actual fact, you’re pretty predictable and secretly love stability, but nobody needs to know that, right?)



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