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Toot Your Own Horn

Hautboit, Osbeo, and Ruisins are all my pets!

by davidfenton1
From Kass' Right Hand: the Dark Days

Change did not come without its challenges... Thumbnail Image made by chantili_doce

by parody_ham
Collecting Cabbages, a JubJub's Gallery

"Currently, in a small area on the outskirts of Brightvale (not far from the Motery), there stands a modest building, a gallery..."

by betti666
The Tale of the Techo Blademaster

"Most Neopians would cower at the sight of King Terask. The Red Draik stood taller than any of his subjects, with eyes like blazing embers..."

by precious_katuch14
A Day for Siblings at the Altador Cup

"The warm morning light shone over the Altador mountains and illuminated the crowds in and outside of the Colosseum..."

by gentle_lil_queen
 
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What Your Altador Cup Team Says About You



It’s that time of year again – Altador Cup time! The games are in full swing, and everyone’s on the edge of their seats waiting to see which team will emerge victor (and waiting to reap all the sweet sweet rewards for all their hard work!) So, which team did you choose? It’s a hard thing, committing to a team! But it’s a known fact that all the different teams have quite different vibes, and as a result, certain people tend to gravitate towards certain teams. Read on to find out if this intrepid journalist can guess what sort of person you are, just based on your team of choice. Altador You’re a bit of a wild card. You’re pretty lazy most of the time, which means you get counted out fairly easily – but you get a kick out of occasionally proving everyone wrong. (But once you’ve made everyone regret underestimating you? It’s back to bed. Eh, you’ll try again next year, right? Maybe. If you can be bothered. So, probably not.) Brightvale Look, you’re a bit too competitive, alright? You need to chill out a bit. You kind of stress everyone out. I’m sorry, but it’s true. (There are also a lot of rumours about you, but I’m not going to address those. Journalists stick to facts, not conjecture.) Darigan Citidel You like doing well, and you’re not afraid of a bit of hard work. Also, you like it when people think you’re edgy and mysterious. (In actual fact, you’re pretty predictable and secretly love stability, but nobody needs to know that, right?)



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