There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 204 | 18th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte And you thought MEEPITS were bad news..? by leedom111
	Confuzzled We are here...or there... by white_draigon
	The Furry Chronicles EURGHHH!! by puppylover2830
	Kawaii No, it's perfectly safe, really... by crow213
	Too Much of a Good Thing... What's wrong? by cream_soda920
	Buzzer Ball "Arr... It looks as if ye overshot again, matey..." by darkwolf__untamed
	Split Second Snicker Round and round we go...? by plushie_patches
	Warf Rescue Team I wonder where the kads are going... by wizardmoncita
	Hungry Cobrall Things aren't always what they seem... by fire_fly196
	Pretty Kitty What does YOUR Kougra do with his enormous paws? by halfwayaddict
	Smelly Nelly "Is an artist." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Follow the Leader! We know it's the truth! It has happened to all of us at least once! by _kelizeee_
	Amazingly Insane Just those little problems with painting your petpet plushie or snow. XD by lupe_of_flames
	A Very Stuffed Abode Crossover You'll love my secret ingredient... by marilltachiquin
	Nonsensanity Why did Yiko the Draik Sentinel never get off his post? by verallien
	Not So Sure Any More I want to be a real pet! by goldchocobo21
	Little Known Neopia Nobody likes licking envelopes... by watermellonyfresh
	Mashed Potatoes Dinner is served... by third_potato
	Project Negative Edible project dilemma. by ribbons43
	Floofeh Clear case of Floofeh logic. by jupeboxgal
	Neopian Wackiness Hospital Wackiness Also by aimeilee by cherv1
	Veggie Surprise Welcome to Kelp! by plaquenil
	t0t4lly r4d c0m1c Battledome is dangerous. by mimed
	Fruity Salad Cookbooks are overrated... by pooh_pooh_caca
	Mootix Madness - Feeling Paranoid? That creepy feeling... by leoness
	Soup? Lupes love Chias. by linds4y
	The Cheesy Neos I keep having this nightmare... by justduckygal
	Target Confirmed! Teehee!! by wings_
	Paint Brushes And you're this excited because? by mandy_raz
	What Happens When You Misclick in the Battledome. and one short fight later... by soggy_cardboard
	Unexpected Incidents A ghost that's new on the job... o_O by american_tabby_cat
	Fond Memories: Down For Maintenance I don't see the Red Pteri, though! by prettyprincesslady54
	It Works Every Time! If you are scared of the Pant Devil... by cheesegab
	Short Stuff You must be this tall to ride. Also drawn by sillygirl_543 by unknown_xx
	Earn Your Stripes Fur and water don't mix. by bacon_hawk
	Insanity Inc. I'd hate to see what was done with the floss! Art by huggsy_666. by patjade

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"The Horror That Lurks in Every Kitchen" by neox52492
There is a danger lurking in every unsuspecting Neopian's Neohome. They see them every day, taking them for granted, but soon they will rise and conquer Neopia… yes… then you'll all be sorry. I tried to warn the public but they all laughed. In one desperate attempt to inform you of the peril you are all in, I wrote this...

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"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please."
"Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...? An absolute atrocity; everywhere you look, there's some insipid 'Buy-Me' sign or a tourist trap... This place isn't my evil lair anymore-- It's a tourist attraction!"

by peachifruit

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The Driftwood
"You expect me to catch fish with a bare hook?" Matt replied. "What did you think the worms were for?"

by shadih_temporary

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Leaving Your Mark on the Neoboards
So if you want to dress your posts to impress, all you have to do is follow this simple guide for finding the signature that suits your unique style!

by sum41girl2k

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Mastering Hasee Bounce
You’ve got a time limit! You didn’t think you could just keep those Hasees bouncing forever, did you?

by nut862

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The Return of Celia Synoptics: Part Three
The lights were off, but DeSoni didn't worry. It was standard procedure to preserve the Space Station's limited energy supplies without exhausting its generators...

by appaloosa500

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Echoes||Betrayal: Part Two
He held a large rock in it that I noticed a little too late. It came crashing down between my ears. I could hear the raucous laughter of everyone around me as I blacked out...

by freakogamer91

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