There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 233 | 31st day of Running, Y8

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	Think Less... You know how they always talk about Sloth and the Meepits... by ssjelitegirl
	The Average Eyrie?: Chocolate!? Uh oh. by goatsrus
	Rico and Rolo Strike Again! But the recipe said... by k_aren_z
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore Confessions of maligned petpets... Written by anjie by chivo
	Illusen and April Fools You only have 16 minutes and 0 seconds left. by citadell
	Lord of the Sludge bored by azellica
	XuuPuu! Wah! I'm ITCHY!! by thepinkpixel
	Isca and Garin That's great, Isca! by syas82301
	Trouble with Adoption Trouble comes when neopets find out they're adopted. by voodoo_girl_of_doom
	Cheeser the Spardel I have a special present for you... by frayedknot
	Wocky Tales There's guillible written on the ceiling... by miacirclegirl
	Uni4 Hates Banks Awww... by j_ja_l_2003
	Emergency Situation It goes around and around... by kleptie
	Triple Negative Ugh. This head weighs a ton! by sillygirl_543
	Prankster Everyone has a friend like this. :) by zenwe
	Grundo Super Powers SUPER ZAP!!!!!!!! by harris9
	Rojero's Tale Vegetablesaurus? by heart_toes
	SNAPS? Oh man, that hurts? by dyne_aria
	Strawberry Fields... Forever? Warning: Strawberry Paintbrushes may include side effects of: being eaten. by cousins_4ever93
	Random Stuff Ooh... It's a Golden Mage Robe! by p0king
	Lollypop Got Your Tongue? Didn't see that coming... Also by highlyevolved by hardlyevolved
	Reality Chex I can't believe I got such a good bargain on this neohome! by thessprincess
	Teachers: Smart or... Not Smart? snickers by veronicaw999
	Made With Real Fruit The legacy of a Mootix... by starry_shine13
	Moo... They're just as evil... I mean cute! CUTE! by boohbah098
	The (Mis)Adventures of a Rock Petpet! ATAAAAACK!!1!!11 by pacmanite
	The Neopals slurp by roxanne_vergara99
	Been There, Done That! throws Art by mara_s by dittomania
	The Neo397s KABOOM. by isaiahdjkim
	Annoying! - Battle Muffin! Meuka throws a radioactive muffin at you! by 900duckling
	The Discovery of Altador Another peaceful day in Altador... by mrs_mia_wallace
	Flapdoodle Just a small change... by obviousfakename
	N is for Nonsense Now you see me, now you... by hotchick859
	Me and Them This can't be good. by hamtaro6969
	Slorg and a Half You said you wouldn't tell... by warrior20012
	The truth About the Symol Hole - Revealed!!! Bring something nice! by zebruzebru
	Something Has Happened! Xarkac found some broken ice... by ravenatore
	Zeh Cute One: April Fools! Hey look! by glowing_banana
	Valin: Prankmaster Extraordinaire Nice doing business with you. by soggy_cardboard
	C.H.A.O.S. - April Fool's Special oof Also by precious_katuch14 by doughnut215
	Weird Things Happen CLICK IT PICK ME READ ME! by latonya254
	The Happiest Quiggle I guess I must be sick... by nut862

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The label Gross Foods may be misleading. Many of these foods will not gross out many Neopians. There are other foods that are on the same level or worse than many Gross Foods. Parts on a Pizza, for example, is much grosser than a Chocolate Duck Rump but perhaps on the same level as a Brain Kebab, and that is a Spooky Food. Here is my take on Gross Foods...

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Return of the Double Agent: Part One
The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it...

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