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The Discovery of Altador

"Master Finneus, what is wrong? What has upset you so much that you can not concentrate on Altador's geography?"

by marianne364
Memories of Theme Parks

In the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried dough...

by feerique_chanson
Snowfall

"It's just snow, kid. Now hurry up."

by silent_snow
Diary of a Kadoatie

I was alone in the dark, trapped within a metal prison, with an idiotic, annoying bird-thing for company...

by aerita
Where We Belong

She wasted no time in filling up the glass jar with fresh ocean water, and then she hastened back to the pool. Nat pulled the Peo out the water...

by duster119
Sisters

She is my sister, an Aisha with the fire dancing in her heart. And dance she did. She loved the chime of her tambourine...

by alifa_earth
Eclipse of the Heart: Seeking the Blades

Calabrus traveled everywhere, from the watery depths of Maraqua to the inside of the fiery volcano. No matter how long she looked, she could not find it...

by masked_outlaw14
Nightmare of the Full Moon

Without warning a shadowy figure descended on her. She snarled, her claws flashing. A shaft of moonlight revealed a brown Lupe, laughing...

by ezparanza
Just a Bowl

"I'm sick of these stupid lessons," Aleia grumbled. "So I'll go somewhere where I don't have to learn them. Somewhere where nobody can ever find me."

by dooter101
Meepits Escape

She had grown up and spent her entire life here, and had never once tasted the pink juice, so she could only imagine what it would be like: strawberry... watermelon... cotton candy... bubble gum...

by muffinsnatcher
The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere

Now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was...

by nimras23
The Prankster

Erika was never a master prankster, but maybe this year would be different...

by btcomsa12
 
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"The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere" by nimras23
Entry 1: I adore peace time; now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was. Not that I'll ever admit it. Danner still gives me a hard time about that one that followed me for weeks and called me "Jerry". Really, is Jeran all that hard to say? Lisha says it's just because...




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A Mutant Chia's Uber-Spiffy Guide to Pillow Fighting
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The Secret Princess: Part Two
Rin rode on Sama's back trying to keep warm as they flew up Terror Mountain. It was so cold that Rin thought that she, herself, was frozen solid at one point of their travels...

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Dreams: Part Four
"Remember, I'll be gone for about a day," she said, half shouting because she was already a good distance away...

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Weird Things Happen
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The Neo397s
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