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Issue: 370 | 5th day of Celebrating, Y10

Comics

	The Horrors of Neoquest, part four Meow? by kalvaja
	The Hero Society - #12 ...In which we finally get to see some indoor scenery! by bearcatt
	Learning the AEIOU Say "A" Script by tirilia by gaby_marques
	Insanity - Battledome Oh yeah, I'm bad, I'm bad... by flameblanket
	ZAP! Why the lab ray may not be the best idea for pets with phobias... by butterflygirl113
	Faerie Questing Where did I put my comb? Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	Where Do Chias Come From? You create them, you adopt them, but where do they really come from? by stephanieabc119
	Toilet Paper Scraps:: Poor Hasee... :( by friedcheekin
	The Secret Lives of Petpets -yawn- by randomsilliness
	Neon - #1 Babies?! by _p_e_t_l_o_v_e_r_
	Always Want the Best For Our Pets! The difficulty is to make the right choice. ;) by sassofrasso
	BEAUTYFOOL Or just the price of beauty? Also by littlesnowwhite by blaumann
	Spam Dump No. 1- Soup Kitchen Mishaps Who knew that a trip to the Soup Faerie could be so confusing? by artisyalex5773
	Pan's House Rover Vs Number Five by poesidious
	Strange Antics #2 The Faerie Queen has her reasons. by thestr4ngeone
	Scorchy Slots: Part 2 At least we got her off. by jackjack1234
	The Sum of Utility #1 Or why your pets might not enjoy the new background you got them. by trafalgarsq
	Why You REALLY Got RS Banned Watch out, restockers! by toffeedatepudding
	The Mischievous Chocolate Factory What happens when a Chocolate Neopet walks into the Chocolate Factory... by liloutbomber
	No Nose Knows Best! Great makeover! Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai by cyniska
	The Renegade Comic - Glitched?! It seems that glitches and confusion go hand-in-hand. :P by renegade_kitty
	What? Antwerphs don't make good checker boards... by pump
	Oblivious Smack! by kevinlin1216
	Shut Up, Techo! Shh. Also by caroyumihh27 by laiomaia
	The New and Improved... Hasee Bounce So this is why TNT made a new Hasee Bounce game... by treelover825
	Test Your Strength "Pssssh, it's not RIGGED..." by jaded_kasumi
	That's Weird... Is it 'toe-may-toe'? by __cuti3patooti3__
	Strawberry Adventures 3 Do you know if Terror Mountain is nearby? Also by lightningryu by seel24
	Festive Tiny But Tough! (Part one) Define "taste". by crazy_kathy
	I Like Usuls 4 What a muddy day... by janebellefontaine
	New Home, part 1 They're already starting with that Christmas chaos. by ssjelitegirl
	Crumbeard Christmas Special: Part 1 The adventures of a Yurble who is biscuit by color, pirate by profession. by rarehunter41
	Pint-Sized: Holiday Glums Part 1 It seems that Quoxwood's having trouble sleeping... by lachtaube
	Light house X-mas prt.1 I know how to solve your problem. by louishooper

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When the game starts, direct it to the hoop the Bruce needs to go to. As soon as the Bruce enters the correct hoop, again quickly position your mouse pointer to the center. This method works towards not losing your mouse pointer, and those precious lives. If you need to make time, because the hoops are on the move, try to center your Bruce or make him rest against some sort of obstacle. Be careful, the stage is constantly moving...

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