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Issue: 470 | 19th day of Storing, Y12

Comics

	Techopalooza: Cheeseroller Ke goes Cheeserolling... by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Say What?! [NC Mall Edition] Looks like the NC Mall is a good thing after all! Idea by brynnestar by x_drey
	A Simple Equation Yum! Colored by dragonwhelpy by evilone712_27
	Fruit Fails 1: The Symol Hole Today's the day! Idea by xx_pink_one_xx by xlilcamby
	Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 1 The more you know... by leedom111
	The Life of an Avatar Pet Poor avatar pets. When they get transferred to your account, you want them to enjoy their stay, no? by hellehond
	Something Has Happened!: The Lantern Why did he just give that lantern away I wonder? by poposandr
	Camouflage Isn't For Everyone Some pets are better at hide and seek than others. by blue_moon44
	What if...? ...the lab ray was malfunctioning? by dyd_666_81
	Misty- Lazers Believe it or not, this was an actual conversation between Kaddy and Wheelie. by mist222
	Just Plain Crazy The wig! by saiyukii
	Too Hot For Snow Yup. Not cold enough enough for snow. by strawberry_honey
	Don't Judge By Appearance Baby pets can surprise you. ;D by hiorou_yin_yimai
	Gigabytes Going to watch the Yooyuball match? by invader_chloemew
	Drama Queens Exercise: Some motivation required. by noobspeak
	You Better Leave, Quick! ...Or not. by freshphilosophy
	Healing Spring Healing spring? Hot spring? by mystery__misery
	The Misfits When you wish upon a star... by macabrekitten
	Random Oddness #24 Rigged? Not at all. by mistyqee
	NeoPhobia Bless you. by vivinovember
	Awkward Situations As inconspicuous as possible. by kcoli
	Meteor Crash Site Adventures The Potted Tentacles needs some love. by citrusrain
	Kass Basher Strikeout Lord Kass is in for a shock. by gatedne
	Shade's Realm (Sadly) based on a true story! by mucka33
	NeoQuest: Everything went better than expected You are attacked! by joel_hudson
	Problems The Money Tree can be tricky... by magicalgirl42
	Gourmet! Gourmet foods? (It's not what you think it is!) by tia11220
	Recipe for Disaster #9 Mixed reactions to Miziry's new look... by prismfire
	Just Cake #5 Now.. all you need are the sprinkles. by flameshard
	To the Tune: Bobbing for Apples Do you think he'll get one? Also by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	Don't Save the Pie Part 2 The Skeith does not want the pie to be "saved." by bedbugz
	Wraith Love Awww. by iamblahp
	Insert Title Here Give me another bottle. by z0v0z
	Celebrating Solo Congrats on another great year! by winters_footsteps
	The Invasion of Meepits: Birthday Who says Meepits can't cook up a plan of pure evil? Mwahaha! meep by cynthia_fire

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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...

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The Meaning of Family
"Are we there yet?"

I groaned. That was the twenty-fourth time Maya had asked. Honest, I was keeping track.

by uberdancingdolphin

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Bedtime Reading
Then he looked up at his older sister. "Quijj, read to me."

"That's nice," the Pteri replied absently, turning the page.

by moriwen

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A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia
I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets

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Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame!
Ever wanted a game avatar?

by hamzandrilez

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Illusions of Grandeur: Part Four
"I hope you did not stay up too late, Gianni." Katrina's voice was gently chastising. "Your mother expects you to be presentable and sociable during the ball."

by kittengriffin

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Sophie's Return: Part Four
It turned out that Mr. Slytri's castle was rather well-hidden for a castle, and much closer to Neovia than any of them previously thought, including the one of the three that had actually been to the castle.

by chimaera9

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