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Issue: 470 | 19th day of Storing, Y12

Comics

	Techopalooza: Cheeseroller Ke goes Cheeserolling... by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Say What?! [NC Mall Edition] Looks like the NC Mall is a good thing after all! Idea by brynnestar by x_drey
	A Simple Equation Yum! Colored by dragonwhelpy by evilone712_27
	Fruit Fails 1: The Symol Hole Today's the day! Idea by xx_pink_one_xx by xlilcamby
	Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 1 The more you know... by leedom111
	The Life of an Avatar Pet Poor avatar pets. When they get transferred to your account, you want them to enjoy their stay, no? by hellehond
	Something Has Happened!: The Lantern Why did he just give that lantern away I wonder? by poposandr
	Camouflage Isn't For Everyone Some pets are better at hide and seek than others. by blue_moon44
	What if...? ...the lab ray was malfunctioning? by dyd_666_81
	Misty- Lazers Believe it or not, this was an actual conversation between Kaddy and Wheelie. by mist222
	Just Plain Crazy The wig! by saiyukii
	Too Hot For Snow Yup. Not cold enough enough for snow. by strawberry_honey
	Don't Judge By Appearance Baby pets can surprise you. ;D by hiorou_yin_yimai
	Gigabytes Going to watch the Yooyuball match? by invader_chloemew
	Drama Queens Exercise: Some motivation required. by noobspeak
	You Better Leave, Quick! ...Or not. by freshphilosophy
	Healing Spring Healing spring? Hot spring? by mystery__misery
	The Misfits When you wish upon a star... by macabrekitten
	Random Oddness #24 Rigged? Not at all. by mistyqee
	NeoPhobia Bless you. by vivinovember
	Awkward Situations As inconspicuous as possible. by kcoli
	Meteor Crash Site Adventures The Potted Tentacles needs some love. by citrusrain
	Kass Basher Strikeout Lord Kass is in for a shock. by gatedne
	Shade's Realm (Sadly) based on a true story! by mucka33
	NeoQuest: Everything went better than expected You are attacked! by joel_hudson
	Problems The Money Tree can be tricky... by magicalgirl42
	Gourmet! Gourmet foods? (It's not what you think it is!) by tia11220
	Recipe for Disaster #9 Mixed reactions to Miziry's new look... by prismfire
	Just Cake #5 Now.. all you need are the sprinkles. by flameshard
	To the Tune: Bobbing for Apples Do you think he'll get one? Also by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	Don't Save the Pie Part 2 The Skeith does not want the pie to be "saved." by bedbugz
	Wraith Love Awww. by iamblahp
	Insert Title Here Give me another bottle. by z0v0z
	Celebrating Solo Congrats on another great year! by winters_footsteps
	The Invasion of Meepits: Birthday Who says Meepits can't cook up a plan of pure evil? Mwahaha! meep by cynthia_fire

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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...

Other Stories

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Tale of... Whoa, that was unexpected!
Most of Neovia has become rather bland, but there are rumors of things that go bump in the night. Whenever someone is suspicious of their neighbor, they send me to investigate.

by smudgeoffudge

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A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe
Mr. Grundo put on the hat and ambled over to the mirror. It was a very jaunty hat. He liked it.

Also by esperonza14

by crazy_holly_ii

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Guilding: Starting & Maintaining a Successful Guild
This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years.

by kaylaftw

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Toys and Teeth
The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08

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Ties That Bind: Part Five
Today wasn't as promising as it seemed.

by merlynia

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Occupational Hazard: Part One
Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft

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