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Clocks

His favorite spot in the shop was in the far back, a place where most customers never bothered to go, where tiny spyders lived in the corners and spun silken designs in their webs.

by vanessa1357924680
The Revenge of the Pant Devil

I opened the front door expecting to see the happy Christmas figure of a Bruce. Instead, Montu had tears streaming down her face.

by absdafabs
Bedtime Reading

Then he looked up at his older sister. "Quijj, read to me." 

"That's nice," the Pteri replied absently, turning the page.

by moriwen

A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe

Mr. Grundo put on the hat and ambled over to the mirror. It was a very jaunty hat. He liked it.

Also by esperonza14

by crazy_holly_ii

A Play About Nobody and Nothing

If Somebody comes by, they could always take a nap upstairs, I guess, while Nobody is sleeping in that chair.

by mamasimios
The Meaning of Family

"Are we there yet?"

I groaned. That was the twenty-fourth time Maya had asked. Honest, I was keeping track.

by uberdancingdolphin

Tale of... Whoa, that was unexpected!

Most of Neovia has become rather bland, but there are rumors of things that go bump in the night. Whenever someone is suspicious of their neighbor, they send me to investigate.

by smudgeoffudge
Snowager's Shadow

Everyone knows that he has a pile of treasure in that cave and that he guards it day and night. But has anybody ever seen him leave that cave?

by annuuna
The Legend of the Brain Tree

Twilight had set over the Haunted Woods.

by jace_on_the_flip
 
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"A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe" by crazy_holly_ii and esperonza14
And now... now Mr. Coconut was popular. Because of a silly caption contest. All Mr. Coconut ever did was say "GOOD NIGHT!" and now... he had stolen Mr. Pumpkin's fame. Mr. Pumpkin had one friend. Mr. Lupe was a blue Lupe, and he was a very good friend to Mr. Pumpkin. Mr. Pumpkin thought about his Lupe friend, and how he was grateful that he was not a Chia, on his way home...




Other Stories


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Hunger Relief
Find out why your Neopet will never become famished.

by mypetsandi

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Toys and Teeth
The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08

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The Mysterious Affair At Virtupets: Part Three
We were all silent, waiting for Syod to speak again. We all had the same three questions in mind.

by yoyti

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Empire: Part One
Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy

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Gigabytes
Going to watch the Yooyuball match?

by invader_chloemew

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Kass Basher Strikeout
Lord Kass is in for a shock.

by gatedne



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