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	Exceeding Expectations Sometimes people will surprise you! Art by lilyed by winters_footsteps
	A series of comical events: Part 2 Now that you mention it... by michelle_ou123
	Scribbled Influential Keychain... by imp_oster
	Newfangled Tastes like Pteri... by dragon_loyalty
	Avatar Pet Woes: The Pink, The Proud How much popcorn is too much? by speakforme
	Gone Lupey: Feed Florg Are you suggesting any of this makes sense? by lioness_of_slytherin
	Diary of a Mad Neopian: Feline Fysiks Here's another installment in the life of a mad Neopian... and her crazy pets! by strangeperky
	Fun-Sized! Not everyone was made to be tall... Idea by kingdmge by boroyan
	Usually Not Funny -Spoiled I am the very best owner. by girlthehero
	The Goofers If you don't know yet, Xweetoks would just do ANYTHING for jellybeans... by lintsuf
	Ultimate Bulls- What a pretty fire. by kevinlin1216
	Babies Know Best! Whoa, a dubloon! Idea by wolfish_howl by wolfishmeow
	Neopian Neophyte - Tub of Larn I personally think they're kind of cute and chubby! by leedom111
	odds&friends: cybunny dreams your wish is my command. by bartongkillershrimp
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Punched Lines Wasn't that fun? by campih400
	Neopian Antics #7: Reading is a messy ordeal Always keep a broom handy after reading! by ahqua
	Shades of Grey You should listen to your neopet, especially if it's smarter than you. by eloxitoki
	Techopalooza: Sparklers Starting off Year 13 with a bang! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Say Cheese! Dr. Sloth appears! Idea by ikspeelvals by cinnamon_girl
	Neopets Phisics Wonders - Pie Fission Did you know... by hidden_0_o
	Shades and Hues 05 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 1/15 by mstr_dark
	Egg Wars Chronicles Zzz... by miajune
	Sloth's apprentice Sloth is in for some big trouble! by rasgirl
	Gnorbu Shearing Day This comic features Star, Lavi, and Kantheon. by lockednloaded21
	Chance of Rain Maybe some resolutions are best kept to yourself... by mizumew
	Spoofle: Awhh Sweetheart Aw, you shouldn't have! No, really, you shouldn't have-!! by caylista
	Cheesy Jokes - Sloth Appreciation Happy Sloth Appreciation Day! by cheesetwo__ff
	Foiled Again: Something has Happened! So that's what it means... by xxkatiexx_07
	Happy Sloth Appreciation Day? He has fans? by djudju22_8
	A Dr. Sloth Saturday Story Dr. Sloth is best, so I made this comic. Enjoy. by andeee12345
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 7) The answer is obvious! Find a patsy (again.) by hubadawaha
	Results May Vary: Mr. Coconut Doesn't that hurt? by return_of_itsy

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How to be a Hero

A few brave (and not-so-brave) heroes have worked hard to restore peace and happiness to our lands. However, there have been times when those heroes could have saved the world much more quickly and efficiently. Here are a few guidelines to always follow when saving the world from the forces of evil. If a thief ever breaks into your home and tries to steal your artifacts—particularly the glowing ones—and you have the power to stop him, do it...

Other Stories

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The Portrait
"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."

by won_shi_tong

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First Snowfall
"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!"

by randomettee

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Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!
I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.

by zirr

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How to be a Hero--The Right Way!
If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.

Also by rfrchompchomp

by yami_wolfwood

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Unrest: Part Three
She has taken the Forbidden Stair, Mistress...

by linda_reincarnated

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The Page's Promise: Part One
Nothing bothered Trayanne when she was writing; nothing. Not even the fact that she was ownerless and in the Pound.

by thediractor

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