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 Neopia Survival Guide 
 Neopia is not the land of merely Faerie Cakes and Rainbow Lollipops. Welcome to my guide to surviving the evils in this land of ours. I, for one, believe in vigilance at all times. So how does one combat evil? Well, it all starts with your Neohome. Yes, those pretty little Neohomes you made in Faerieland with Uni Wallpaper. What you need is fortification. Make it your New Years Resolution. It will be easier and far more rewarding to keep to as opposed to trying to avoid the Chocolate Factory... 
 
 
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  Reminiscing Freedom's Memories While you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...
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