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Issue: 495 | 20th day of Hunting, Y13

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	Just Don't Ask - Hagan's Wisdom Part 3 Who comes up with that??! by raynbow_light
	Saly's Club: Faerie food Yeah, pizza would be better... by djudju22_8
	Shades and Hues 23 Meet the Family pt. 4/11 – Ghosts have feelings too! by mstr_dark
	Ultimate Battle: Who's Better? Fire! Magma! Fire! Magma! Idea by dogcrazy04140 by 1992jk1995
	Like Looking In a Mirror RAWR Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Wishing Woes Replaced. sigh Also by princess_in_pink_77 by inuyashalover37
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s 14 Decorations are mostly for aesthetic purposes, after all. by alagfalaswen
	Mr. Slug's Quest (pt. 2) In memory of all my P3s that have passed on. I PROMISE to feed the next generation. by supercheezee
	DoTS #7: The List Part 3 The last chapter of "The List" by soragin
	The Off Season: Passing Fine dining does not work that way! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	An Average Day for A Chia When a Chia meets a Lupe... by 2cute30836
	TouShoy! You've all been there and done that. Don't deny it. by littlepuffypuff
	3 Royals plus 1 If someone gives you a gift, just say thank you. by white_tiger0226
	Gamesroom Fun Part 1 Hey, guys. by pilicaracer
	Adventures of Wolfy and Sir Meepworth Wolfy to the rescue! by irahath_is_oro
	The Woes of A Chocolate Pet Life is so difficult for a chocolate Kyrii... by knimble
	Blah Blah Playing Ugga Drop by highwind20
	The Plushies: Tell Him Off, Mr Coconut! Don't insult me, bro. by jamba_jukeba
	OTL: Ice Cream A cure to any problem. by kamagirin
	Sparkling Thank you for spinning! by sparklingneptune
	Spotting a Mystery - Part 01 A suspicious note... by lovisa966
	PrePAWSterous All you need is a grappling hook... by pau_meow
	N.F.T.W. - Part 1 - The Introduction Who's that?! by mooglerz
	Random Oddness Nice underpants! by mistyqee
	Fridge Logic One day at the Battledome... by flapdoodles
	Ring of the Deep, part 2 You found the Ring of the Deep! by ssjelitegirl
	Points of View Look at that. by sixpows
	Darigan Deeds: Cheaters Never Win! Nothing like a good game of Cheat! by lasdarkfirewolf
	This&That Whoops.. by heartfulwishes
	Hi and Lo She just had to hide it in there... by razor18
	mr.coconut Time for bed! by virusus
	Not For Everyone - Hairstylin' I wouldn't say shiny and beautiful, but hey - whatever floats your boat. by asyanica
	Me and my Alien ...Roger isn't the most subtle when attempting to evade chores. by karenknismesis
	Pasta & Eyes Let's shake hands! by skapandi
	Adolescents - Facial Troubles strokes moustache wisely by kineclap

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I pause at the arch that marks the entrance to the Colosseum, gazing up at the massive, ancient structure and putting a hand against the age-bleached stone, which is cool to the touch. Here I linger for a hesitant moment, casting around to ensure that I am alone. Colorful memories beckon from the Colosseum’s shadowy depths, and I follow their orders at last, stepping lightly over the threshold...

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