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	As You Were - Part 08 Look what we have here! by crainwater
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 5) This could get ugly. by prismfire
	The Perfect Halloween 1/4 Good, very good point! by djudju22_8
	Story of my Life ~ Geraptiku Part 2 Some pun-y traps! by aquaventusterra
	Blah Blah IT'S OVER 9000!!! Idea by thatsextraheretical by highwind20
	"Latest" Fashion Er... At least her brothers and sisters didn't gemmify for nothing! by everyway
	Magic Managment FIRE!!! Also by destinationxunknown by beekles
	Safety Deposit Box #1 What item do we have today? by almond_moose
	Tough: BOOM Oh, Bem. by greekamerica
	Speak No More Fiddlesticks can't begin to explain my frustrations... by laehlani
	...Wut? BFFs plop by tingtingwu
	The Floating Islanders - Sekrat the Thief pt 2 hits a button That was easy. by yankeesrule244444456
	Fabled It's no fun being slimy. by dylan_the_ninja
	It's Harder Than It Looks... Not everyone can pick up that tree. Story by barir644 by tohkano
	Improper Use 3 -part 1 of 2- If Dr_Death left, would Rose be happier? by solitarybird
	Let's Go Fishing!... ...and greetings, Your Majesty! by matsuda__hekino
	Dandilion Tails in 'Avatar Asylum!' He's trying to get the Typing Terror avatar. by dandilion_crucifix
	This Should be Easy (resubmitted) Once I got a model submarine, thinking it would be easy to make, but it had something like 100 parts! by grimagog1971
	Ventures #4 Repercussions Part 1. Where true character comes out... by neo_coaster363
	Just Another Day You asked. by miacirclegirl
	Hard Times When you need to save up some NP. by sixpows
	Amikarashui #18 Closet Calamities Part 2 by bluecloud300
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP I didn't think Mo needed an imaginary friend. o3o by shamaela
	Treasure Keeping The practitioner of The Scruffy Kougra welcomes you to his fantabulous store of fantabulousness! by lil_jen_aside
	Muckla and the Best Use of Neopoints There are many alternative ways, but I reckon this is the best one. by lovisa966
	Shades and Hues 32 Meanwhile, at the Virtupets Space Station? by mstr_dark
	Rainbow Trouble Our problem is solved! by white_tiger0226
	To Be Determined - King Hagan I've always said... by beastofmanytails
	So Says the Slorg! "A Shocking Occurrence in the Battledome" or "Moltara Hath Frozen Over" by supercheezee
	Terrific Odorific! Just follow your nose and maybe find a new friend! by tweakley
	In the Background There is always something following you... by rikarie
	Daily Dailies And just when you thought you were getting the hang of things.... by _gerbil_little_6
	Silence Is Golden Or would that be a dullish grey? by blackfriar
	Usuki Insanity It's why we can't have nice things. by aquacadet
	Peppered Reality: Eating Habits The right hemisphere is considered a delicacy. by rivliex
	comic name 4 Anyone else find uncoverted pets' inability to frown unsettling? by white_draigon
	The (Stupid) Owner and her Aisha Hurray! by i_luv_aishas13
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 Trick-or-treating is scary! by ghostkomorichu
	Talk About Random Blayne has sticky fin-- Er, wing thingies. by buizelmaniac
	The Goofers - Baby Problem, part 6 Was she selling something??? by lintsuf

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As she crossed the threshold, she turned back to give her first mate a steely glare. "Don't ye be botherin' me unless it's a REAL emergency next time!" With that, she slammed the door and returned to her chair. Shaking a bit of the rain off, she turned back to her pile of gold and precious gems. With a deep breath of satisfaction at the sight, she reached out and plucked the long-awaited pearl out of the pile. Before she had a chance...

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Vacation On Mystery Island: Part Two
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