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Dice-A-Roo # 6 - Honest Mistake

King Roo has to deal with this once in a while.

by toffeedatepudding
Recipe for Disaster 26

How Nataliana ALWAYS keeps her cool.

by prismfire
Lucky Eights

Well, that was unexpected!

by olivebird
Techopalooza: Efficiency

Missed a spot.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Sassi Comics: Hired?

Part 1/2

by seiya_from_ashes
Melange

Things you should know about Usuls.

by fressed
Blumaroo Steak?

That's just not right...

by nicole1251
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P!

Wait, that's not-

by shamaela
Muckla and the 8-bit Power-up Potion

Power up or power down?

by lovisa966
The Mummy

Don't you say anything else?!

by xxautumnxx
Be Careful What You Wish For

What is this doing in the desert?!

by _miisamaisa_
Bloom: Coloring Pages

Bloume takes her artwork pretty seriously.

by floret
Weather Forecast

Yum! It's raining chilli!

by hawkpaw098
The Goofers

It's a lie, but everybody will be so much happier...

by lintsuf
Something Has Happened!

People really shouldn't litter like that.

by dusty
Intro: Nigel's Arrival - Part Two

Well, I guess we have no choice...

by celtic_fiddler
Neopian Greetings 101

Those might still count as waves from the Scorchio.

by thegreenspark
Rye So Intense?

She kneads to calm down.

by leetmango
The Cybunny Intelligence

Yoink!

by soderham
Onigiri

Please don't eat me!

by minerva198
The Youngest #8

I said after dinner!

by fariy287
Scary Soup

Sometimes food needs a warning label.

by raykitty
Maybe Boochi Isn't So Bad!

*STOMP STOMP*

by flowersprincess
Owner Optional #2: Tonu Day

In a large family, not everyone has something in common.

by shusu_chan
Just Cake #12

Let's not be picky, shall we?

by flameshard
 
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"Infinity" by blueys45
Nestled away in an isolated cave in a far corner of Moltara was the aptly-named City of Lights. Lamps and lanterns of all shapes, sizes, and colors adorned the walls of the cave. By far the brightest place in all of Moltara, one would not be criticized for wondering if darkness even existed in the city. But while the artificial lights made it the envy of the other tribes and cities, it was the citizens themselves that earned the city its name. Everyone in that city was a Glowing Buzz. They were the Fireflies...




Other Stories


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All Because of the Omelette
It was just an accident, but now I'm the one to blame.

by magicice

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Mirror Opposites
Laizabel grumbled, slouching down in her chair and crossing her arms as she began glaring at the desk again. The new girl, Brittney, shot her one last look...

by warriorcats

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Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest
As you might wander around Neopia on a fine day such as the 3rd of March, watching the Beekadoodles fly about in the skies or having a giggle with the little Neopets playing games in the field, you might come across the thought "What special day does the Neopian calendar hold for me today?"

Also written by mikh26

by skyerandom301


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A Look Back On Neopia's Most Famous Unis
Uni Day is upon us once again, Neopia! Your Uni has probably been reminding you since January 1st, because we all know that Unis love the attention and gifts showered upon them on their special day.

by sychologist

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Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part One
Mischief is always best done when nobody else can witness it.

by cloudpuffpuff

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Time: A Gelert's Tale - Part Two
"Just what do you think you're doing?" the Gelert snarled at him. He had no time to deal with petty thieves right now.

by nova_pulser



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