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Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part Six

A portly Tonu snorted. "Surely you jest, Lord Firetamer."

by saphira_27
Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Morphica Begins - Part Seven

"Judge Hog, how good of you to save us the trouble of finding you ourselves. You should have listened to Morphica. Really, I was hoping that you would be a little smarter than this."

by kristykimmy
The Trial of Her Mind: Part Six

"I don't know where they are," I admitted. "But I do know what's happening. The Darkest Faerie is taking over, that's what..."

by sheik_30999
Family Gatherings: Joy, Terror and Chocolate Cake? - Part Three

I was lost but I couldn't stop now. My sister was still out in the woods somewhere and I had to find her.

by miriel
The Thief's Hostage: Part Five

"The coins were enchanted," her father continued. "In a few hours they'll turn back into carved wooden pellets. And by the time the thieves realize it..."

by vanessa1357924680
Once More, With Feeling: Part Four

"It won't be the same, without him in the audience," Stark said.

"There are hundreds of thousands of people here, Stark," Marc told him. "Even if he was here, we'd never know."

by herdygerdy

The Teacher's Pet: Part Four

"How did you find the attic?" Georgia's voice was nearly a whisper. "I thought I'd never told you. I KNOW I've never told you."

by thediractor
Cloud Flute: Part Three

Laerya's household had settled at the table to enjoy a wholesome breakfast, prepared by the 'chef' Elora. Unfortunately, plans for a tasty breakfast were now out of the question.

by aquadaika
Visions III: Revealed - Part Three

Jazan turned his head back towards the ceiling and sighed heavily. There was a crazed Wocky somewhere in his city and he was helpless to stop him.

by yotoll
A New Line of Work: Part Two

"The contact's codename is 'West.' He is an Electric-painted Ruki, currently staying at the Setting Sun Inn, and he's supposed to meet you in about an hour in the lobby."

by thatsextraheretical
No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part Four

Get ready to read about the weirdest day of my entire life -- stranger than saving a trapped Faerie... stranger than making friends with a wild, venomous Spyder... stranger even than being a ghost.

by kittylitter251
Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part Two

"Ever since the war, the Citadel has been flying too high, and unless we fall below the clouds soon, we will wind up burning out the engines and then falling from the sky."

by d_morton
The Co-Worker and the Missing Sister: Part Two

At least solving other people's problems was easy, Engtortia thought with a small smile.

by dudeiloled
The Dethronement Cabal: Part Two

"The throne will not be yours, Kaherdin," I vowed quietly.

by patt788
Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Two

"So now what? I bet every bakery in Neopia Central is busy preparing for the Neopian Birthday Bash."

by downrightdude
 
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During this time of year Neopets seems to pull all stops and release a plethora of dark "Halloween" goodies. This article contains a selection of choice gothic items and economic advice to help you make the most of this time of year. Before exploring the different items for each zone, I must point out that during Halloween dark items raise in cost due to increased demand. This includes NC items, which rise in cap value often during this time. So my advice is to plan ahead...



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Fanetti: The Inside Story
In the off-season, in between practice sessions, Fanetti took the time to visit the Crumpetmonger, known to him as his sweet aunt Florence, in order to give her some help with back orders for the many delicious scones, crumpets, biscuits, and other baked goodies on hand.

by alt1981black

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The Crumpetmonger's Nightmare
It was the day before Halloween and Neovians were purchasing last minute decorations and food supplies.

One shop that was open as normal was the Crumpetmonger, and the Crumpetmonger served up all kinds of baked delights.

by chimp_chicken_fish


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The Ten Most Haunted Places in Neopia
Treasure seekers and divers have seen her on numerous occasions, when the sea beneath is deathly calm while a storms brews above the water...

by aisha_enchantress110

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A Scaredy-Cat's Scaring Guide
Do your friends say that you're frightened by your own shadow? Are you frightened by your own shadow?

Well, that's what I'm here to help you with.

by rider_galbatorix


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In the Name of Science
That's what you get for leaving your porch candles lit on Halloween!

by lombre

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Awk Sauce - Halloween Edition!
When a situation or person is beyond awkward... you have awk sauce.

by toffeedatepudding



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