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"The Plushie Tycoon Taxman’s Feelings" by illusique
“Please state your name for the record…” “I am the Plushie Tycoon Taxman” “...and how are you feeling today?” “Not too bad.” I say as I rest my head on the Luxurious Sofa as I prop my legs up. “Wow..” I thought to myself. “For 1,400np this is really comfortable!” The leather is cooling on my skin, the soft cushions blended in the right positions with my body. I feel an imminent slumber creeping towards me as my eyes grow heavy. “Would you like to tell me about your week?” I snap back into reality and my eyes widen. “It’s the same as last week.” I blurt. “People were avoiding me like a plague, nobody made eye contact with me, and I could always hear people whispering about me on the NeoBoards.”

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