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Uma's Ummagines

Umamarie the Usul is looking to bring back something special from her trip to the Lost Desert...

by pigeons707
The Plushie Tycoon Taxman’s Feelings

Have you ever considered how the Plushie Tycoon Taxman feels?

by illusique
Fyora's Gown

Authors Note: Thank you so much to all of my wonderful friends who edited this short story! I truly appreciate the neo-love.

by butter_bar12
What Do You Mean There’s No School Today?

It was just like any other day when Lisha set off to school...

by crazaybabie
 
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"The Plushie Tycoon Taxman’s Feelings" by illusique
“Please state your name for the record…” “I am the Plushie Tycoon Taxman” “...and how are you feeling today?” “Not too bad.” I say as I rest my head on the Luxurious Sofa as I prop my legs up. “Wow..” I thought to myself. “For 1,400np this is really comfortable!” The leather is cooling on my skin, the soft cushions blended in the right positions with my body. I feel an imminent slumber creeping towards me as my eyes grow heavy. “Would you like to tell me about your week?” I snap back into reality and my eyes widen. “It’s the same as last week.” I blurt. “People were avoiding me like a plague, nobody made eye contact with me, and I could always hear people whispering about me on the NeoBoards.”




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