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	Baby Angel: Growing Up "Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly... by shadowcristal
	The Vampire Next Door "You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever. by petlove1995
	You Can't Get Away From Omelettes I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window... by ponypeophin
	A Thief's Promise Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along... by summerlove77
	The WORST Wednesday in My Life If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob. by peterpuffin1
	Tomos: Before the Plot "Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother... by mischa_rox
	The Story of the Magic Doorknob Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two... by lovetheyardstick
	Downhill I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life... by ruff_zette
	LUPE-X9 Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth... by dan4884
	About Sunburn "Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet." by child_dragon
	Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose! Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok... by kool_rachy

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She spends a ton of time preparing brews and she doesn’t even get help from the rest of Neopia. That’s right: this potion-making witch doesn’t hand out quests that ask for unbuyable items and give 5k rewards. How she manages to keep up her stock of ingredients, no one knows, especially considering...

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The main thing for you to remember is this simple fact: it isn’t about the cost of the gift, but the effort you put into it.

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