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Aatuzo

Her teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.

by jarm9
Bazaar of Wonders

As dry and unforgiving as sand. The Desert Scarabs have a strict policy on who they will accept...

by kadface
The Invisible Lupe

It was as though he didn't exist anymore.

by fantasyeyesuk
Swamped

Most carefully plan their pet's dip in those magical waters centered in Neopia Central. Well, my girl may have slipped. That is the current hypothesis, anyway.

by riverpond
I Am Beautiful

"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11

The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday

"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix
The Eyes in the Window

She never saw herself as pretty, Constance, because she was never told.

by veritaserim
 
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Dressing for Mutants



Mutant Day is upon us once, a day to commemorate those who shy away from the light of Neopia. As the tireless Dr. Sloth augments his army through his careful allocation of the rare transmogrification potions, mutant pets are becoming more and more pervasive. Unfortunately, these pets are often ignored in the field of customization. True, mutant pets resist the normal attire given to their fellow Neopians; however...



Other Stories


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The 228 Seconds I was a Mutant
(At least, Eviamnora *thinks* she'll never be a Mutant again! -Phadalusfish)

by phadalusfish

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Neopian Fashions Part 2: Kreludor
If you want to successfully explore Kreludor, you have got to look the part.

by petpet_master_

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Nightfall: Part Four
Getting back to Neovia from Brightvale at night was treacherous. The lack of light from either world proved to make the trek seem longer than it was.

by havittaa

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Six
He'd joined the zombie rights movement in the city, and by effective consensus had become their spokesperson to the media.

And now they were under threat.

by herdygerdy


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Pteri Terror
Should have got a baby Buzz instead...

by _lozza

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Bearogs for Sale
The only time it helps to be a mutant...

by pinkpaint



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