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Aatuzo

Her teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.

by jarm9
Bazaar of Wonders

As dry and unforgiving as sand. The Desert Scarabs have a strict policy on who they will accept...

by kadface
The Invisible Lupe

It was as though he didn't exist anymore.

by fantasyeyesuk
Swamped

Most carefully plan their pet's dip in those magical waters centered in Neopia Central. Well, my girl may have slipped. That is the current hypothesis, anyway.

by riverpond
I Am Beautiful

"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11

The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday

"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix
The Eyes in the Window

She never saw herself as pretty, Constance, because she was never told.

by veritaserim
 
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Dressing for Mutants



Mutant Day is upon us once, a day to commemorate those who shy away from the light of Neopia. As the tireless Dr. Sloth augments his army through his careful allocation of the rare transmogrification potions, mutant pets are becoming more and more pervasive. Unfortunately, these pets are often ignored in the field of customization. True, mutant pets resist the normal attire given to their fellow Neopians; however...



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10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts
With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just make you wish you had six ears.

by biscuitqueen

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Neopian Fashions Part 2: Kreludor
If you want to successfully explore Kreludor, you have got to look the part.

by petpet_master_

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Six
He'd joined the zombie rights movement in the city, and by effective consensus had become their spokesperson to the media.

And now they were under threat.

by herdygerdy


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Dissonance: Part Two
"You've ruined so many lives, and I don't think that you care."

by lithoxide

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Oh, Well: Mutant Day Edition
Unhappy mutants cast their wishes to the Wishing Well on Mutant Day!

by toffeedatepudding

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Peppered Reality: Mutant Day Special
In which having binocular vision is much appreciated.

by rivliex



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