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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Hats are something really special. They are the cherry on top of your ice cream, the chocolate sprinkles on your toast, the last piece of your 2500 piece puzzle. A good hat makes everything fall into place.


Altador Cup: The Teams



As I'm sure you already know, Altador Cup III is almost here! Yay! We're all excited, we're all getting in our boats and heading off to Altador, but most importantly, we're trying to figure out what is going on with signing, retirements, team arguments, stars on the rise, and teams that are going to disappoint us yet again! Here are some of the top questions leading into this year's Altador Cup...

Fyora Party!



There are many ways to celebrate Fyora Day. You can show off your gallery filled to the brim with Fyora items and perhaps win the Gallery Spotlight. Or you can create a wonderful Fyora lookup! No matter how you contribute to this day, Fyora will thank you for your respect and devotion. As you know, many celebrations will occur on this well-known day. Parties may be thrown at...

Guide: Taking Villains Lightly


It is a brainwashing technique. If you persist in calling him "silly", "cuddly", or "amusing", he may begin to underestimate himself. Or perhaps you could deform his real name. Take Mr_Cuppacakes for example. We call him Cuppy, Cuppacaky, Cuppy-wuppy-puppy-kins, and other cuddly variations. It's demeaning. It really is. And he begins to think of himself as a joke. Perhaps not consciously, but in the back of his mind, he wonders if anyone will ever take him seriously...

Other Stories
"Pet Peeves" by dark_slammer
So you wander around for a bit, curious, and find a little note plastered to the fridge, a note that simply reads: 'You're in for a big surprise.' Now, this has obviously been written by your owner. Your owner that has vanished into thin air. Your owner that has PROMISED you a Darigan Paint Brush for six months...

"The New Kid" by geneames1 and summerschilde
"It's always this way with the new students, isn't it? I guess it must be tough being new and all, so I'll just call you Noob, okay? It's nice to have a nickname people can remember you by. Just go straight down the hall, Noob, and it's the third door on the left; do you think you can..."

"Pride, Prose, and Princes" by dancingpetal
It wasn't at all as intimidating as I'd imagined. Except for the designer clothing and the occasional glitter of a 500 carat diamond watch or necklace, it looked like any old upper-class garden party. Another uniformed attendant, a Yurble this time, noticed me. "Name, Miss?"


A New Era In Gaming


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Great stories!


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Mop And Bucket Blues
He was here every day, every single day, night and day, and no one even knew him by name. At best he was simply titled the Yurble Janitor...

by ayame_23

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Please, Stop Using Babaa Wool
Babaas look sweet... but can be evil too. ;-)

by cindy_girl1987

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Pet Peeves
You'd think exactly the same as what I thought. That the big, tremulous moment that you'd been waiting half a year for was finally going to happen...

by dark_slammer

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The Meepit Show Continues
I guess I just got out of the right side of bed this morning. That's always good – I sleep next to a wall...

by spoonguardonline

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Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 1
A good set of weapons is always costly...

by lawrence_189



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