The Future is with Virtupets

     A transmogrification potion is another way to alter your appearance, besides using magical paint brushes, different morphing potions, or other magical items. Transmogrification potions are based on the experiments of Dr. Sloth to create brainless and obedient pets who would form an army for Dr. Sloth’s plans. Since the defeat of Dr. Sloth, his docile followers have taken over the creation of transmogrification potions. With Dr. Sloth’s absence, the transmogrification potions fail to serve their main purpose of mind control, making them a desirable item for many neopians who have set their hearts on obtaining mutant appearance.

     Since the Month of Hunting, the price increase has been observed for 22 transmogrification potions. On average the increase is more than 410’000 NPs, the biggest difference growing by 2’400’000 NPs. Although the decreasing price is registered for 24 transmogrification potions, the average reduction is only 130’000 NPs. As the supply of transmogrification potions is remarkably lower than the current demand, the situation is favourable for private shopkeepers to raise the price for these potions.

     The financial market is inseparable from the stock market. Years ago the first Virtupets stocks were released for a relatively low price. At first, the situation was unfavourable for the company because of the history of Dr. Sloth’s nefarious schemes. As time went by the new generation that had not experienced events involving attempts of Neopia’s conquest, evolved an interest not only in the Virtupets Space Station but also in company.

     Nigel, the Commodity Broker Chia, invites everyone to invest in different companies, except in Virtupets: “Stocks are the best way to earn NPs. You buy low and sell high. I highly recommend considering an investment in SWNC or TAG, or other fast-growing companies. You won’t regret it.”

     What about VPTS?

     “If I were in your shoes I would weigh out this company. They say that VPTS is just a cover for Dr. Sloth’s evil schemes. Over the years the price for VPTS has grown remarkably. Those who invested in the company years ago, now have earned a great profit. Regarding this company the question must be asked - is it worth it? Any connection with Dr. Sloth is an enormous risk for individual safety. At NEODAQ we value client safety highly.”

     The theory of investments in the stock market states that you commit a certain amount of money to a company with the expectation that the company will grow and perform well. This doesn’t mean that you own the company. In a simplified version, it’s like lending someone money with the difference that you decide when you sell your shares and get back your money with a chance of risking getting back less money.

     Guildeford, the ex-host of the Style Showdown, is a living example of how one can make fortune with wise investments on the stock market: “My wealth is a result of thoughtful decisions and a bit of luck. Lately, I haven’t dedicated my time to stocks, however, I still like to follow current events.”

     What do you predict for Virtupets?

     ”As time went on since the defeat of Dr. Sloth, the appeal of Virtupets Space station and transmogrification potions only rose. Neopians found these things safe and exciting, so it’s only logical that demand is high. Nowadays no one has any reason to be afraid of making investments in Virtupets. I foresee growth for this company. Especially in years when team Virtupets are doing well in the Altador Cup. Right now the pattern shows high final standings every 2 years. I encourage everyone to determine the situation, the price, and pave the way to prosperity.”

     Through the years not only Virtupets Space Station became an interesting destination while travelling around Neopia but also the items and activities which are only experienced on this land.

     Gargarox Isafuhlarg, the head chef of Grundo’s Cafe, affirms that neopians enjoy spending time on Virtupets Space Station: “Every day I see different customers stopping by my cafe to appreciate the taste of Virtupets goods. They motivate me to develop new recipes.”

     Are neopians interested in transmogrification potions?

     ”I have talked to several folks who look for transmogrification potions. Let me tell you - they are a bit nuts. They constantly are looking for neocola tokens to try their luck at Neocola Machine. I guess the mutant look is trendy these days. When I first opened the cafe, I had a hard time attracting customers. Fellow Grundos said it had something to do with my looks. At that time changing your appearance was a challenge. Now when I finally have saved NPs, it seems that my appearance is voguish.”

     Gilroy, the staff member of Grundo Warehouse, claimed to have no connection of storing transmogrification potions: “In the warehouse, we have more than 1’000 items, nevertheless not a single transmogrification potion. Actually, I don’t remember if we ever did. Considering the demand I think it would be beneficial to provide these potions. Albeit I hear rumours that manufacturers are low on staff.”

     With Dr. Sloth being sealed in the Space Faerie’s Token, his loyal followers proceed with their duties. Some of them have retrained to meet demand. Or at least they try. In any case, the group of Dr. Sloth followers that is most likely a part of Virtupets company is recruiting candidates for jobs related to creating transmogrification potions.

     About the opportunity:

     Dr.Sloth followers seek new members to the ever-growing Dr. Sloth army. Due to constant interest in Dr. Sloth's ingenious work and the high demand for his brilliant invention - transmogrification potions - we are looking for additional hands to help us carry out the tasks our master has left. What greater opportunity you could have than to spend your life supporting the most amazing mastermind the Neopia has ever seen! Immediate starts available, no experience needed.

     Responsibilities:

     – collect ingredients for transmogrification potions

     – mix ingredients for transmogrification potions

     – fill the flasks with liquid

     – decorate the flasks according to the instructions

     – pack orders for dispatch

     Qualifications:

     – be physically fit with great stamina

     – a hard-working attitude

     – willingness to work in cold rooms

     – able to work long hours

     – able to work under pressure

     – obedience, selflessness, group-orientated

     Bonuses:

     – you are Grundo or Mutant

     – comprehension of Dr. Sloth’s philosophy

     – faith in Dr. Sloth’s work

     – a desire to dedicate your life to Dr. Sloth

     Benefits:

     – important tasks in a growing group - you will be part of Dr. Sloth’s army

     – the most famous and genius employer - you will dedicate your life to Dr. Sloth’s brilliant plan and you will help Dr. Sloth to conquer Neopia

     Apply for a position to any of Dr. Sloth’s top subordinates who most likely hide somewhere on Virtupets Space Station or Kreludor, or elsewhere. Who knows.