Which Pumpkin Are You?

          Well, it is that time of year again! A crisp cool wind rustles the trees around your neighbourhood. The dark nights creep closer and closer. The leaves on the trees turn into a miasma of red, orange, brown and yellow. You find yourself scouring the house for tissues, hats, gloves and scarves. Scarecrows have risen in the fields. Autumn is upon us all and that can mean only one thing. Halloween has come once again!

     I can almost hear the groans and cheers from here. It is a time of ghouls and goblins, monsters and witches but whether Halloween is your cup of tea or not, we can all appreciate a pumpkin. Everybody loves pumpkins! For many of us pumpkins are synonymous with Halloween and Neopia has plenty. They are the most useful Halloween item, you can decorate them, cook them and well ... you get the idea.

          This exploration of pumpkins led me to think, is there a pumpkin that matches me? In this article, we will explore the pumpkins of Neopia and discern if there truly is a pumpkin for each person.

          So, grab your beverage of choice, settle down and let's begin to ask ourselves the big questions in life. Which pumpkin am I? With that in mind, I present to you all the pumpkin personalities!

          Hilarious Pumpkin

           "It seems someone thought a happier pumpkin was needed."

          Do you put the 'treat' in 'trick or trick'? Do you have the sweet (get it?) disposition others lack? The Hilarious Pumpkin is outgoing and friendly. They are relentlessly social, engaging with friends new and old and working collaboratively to make things happen. You pride yourself on your spontaneity, adaptability and realism and work to brighten up every day. Not only do you add your winning smile to the room, but you turn every other frown upside down!

          Jolly Pumpkin

          "The perfect pumpkin for the faint hearted."

          Let's face it, Halloween isn't for everyone. Do you prefer Valentine's Day, Illusen and Fyora? Then maybe this pumpkin represents you! The jolly pumpkin is quiet, friendly, unassuming and responsible. They'll celebrate Halloween in a sensible and fun-loving way, but they'll be counting the days to the other holidays. You are a loyal and considerate person who goes out of their way to make everyone feel welcome and included.

     Tall Pumpkin

          "A seasonal decoration that also doubles as a light."

          You're sensible, reliable, functional and well ... tall! If you are the one everyone relies on, then maybe this is you. You pride yourself on your serious nature, you are quiet and successful. Your practical, matter-of-fact, realistic, and responsible nature is a credit to you. You logically seek solutions and are not easily distracted. Organised, taking in every detail, you are the cornerstone of every project! You can also get things from the top shelf!

          Angry Pumpkin

     "This sulky looking pumpkin will glow all year round."

     Did someone get your coffee order wrong? Been stuck in a queue? Is traffic bad on the way to work? You'll be beginning to emphasise with the Angry Pumpkin. You are decisive and can take the lead when needed. You aren't afraid to voice your opinion, share your knowledge or pass it on to others. You often cast your keen eye over policies and procedures and can quickly see the defects. You won't shy away from disagreements either, in fact, you embrace them!

     Very Angry Pumpkin

          "Ooh just looking at this pumpkin sends shivers down your spine!"

          Been stuck in two queues? Things not going your way? Did someone eat the last Halloween treat? Well then, needless to say, the Very Angry Pumpkin is your 'spirit pumpkin'. You are a resourceful person, quick to get involved with new problems and challenges. You can think strategically, especially under pressure. You are alert and responsive. You are sometimes bored by the same old routines and can easily find ways to improve or enhance your tasks or make others improve theirs!

     Silly Pumpkin

          "Perfect for Neopets who are too afraid of the really scary looking pumpkins."

          Are you the joker? The life and soul of the party? Halloween is made for you and so is this pumpkin! You have a warm heart, a conscientious nature and are endlessly cooperative. You can read the mood of a room in seconds and understand how to ensure harmony or produce a jovial atmosphere. You work well with others and follow through on what you say. All the while providing hilarious jokes! You are quick to improvise and sort tasks by putting your keen wit to the test. You are a friend to the end, the type of friend all people need!

          Glaring Pumpkin

     "Wipe your feet on the mat, not the holes."

          You are flexible, pragmatic and not one to procrastinate. Your flexibility means you are able to adapt to any situation and deliver results. You use your boundless energy to get the job done. Your guiding nature ensures you can help others, provide advice when needed and ensure your friends and family get the direction they need. You are a font of knowledge and easily able to keep others on track. Either all that or you are someone who has spent all day cleaning the house and their family members have walked in with muddy shoes.

     Stack O Pumpkins

     “This adorable little pumpkin stack is here to accompany your hallow decor perfectly.”

     Halloween is not just a time for cobwebs and spooky decorations, there are also ample opportunities for glitz and glamour! You are the essence of style; your fine tastes are the envy of your peers. Customisation is at your core, and you happily provide advice on the latest trends. People think it is easy to look this great all the time, but it is a lot of work!

     Tyrannian Flaming Pumpkin

          "The pumpkin floated. Now it must burn."

     I'll admit, I don't have much to go on with this pumpkin. However, if you have an original mind, a great work ethic and will work tirelessly to implement your ideas and achieve your goals then this pumpkin will match you. It not only willed itself to float, but it even burns! This pumpkin is immensely independent, has high standards and will not ever give up. Incredibly talented, this pumpkin dazzles all who it meets.

          Cannibalistic Pumpkin

          "Pumpkins BEWARE!"

          I think I am going to skip this one, for obvious reasons.

          Honourable mentions:

          These spirit pumpkins are for those who aspire to true greatness.

          "What better addition to your garden than a pumpkin straight out of the gallery of evil?"

     Dr Sloth Pumpkin

          For those who want to topple the Space Faerie from her lofty perch.

     Lord Kass Pumpkin

          Want to overthrow your boss this Halloween? Lord Kass is for you!

     Meuka Pumpkin

          For those with a Halloween cold! It is 'snot' for everyone!

     Pant Devil Pumpkin

          For those who'll steal the last candy from the bag.

          Whatever you are up to this Halloween, have a great time! I know I'll be having a great time, painstakingly trying to carve all these pumpkins!