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You Creative Neopians!

Wondering what other ingenious user-made events exist on this website, I decided to canvass the Neoboards and ask the users themselves!

by indulgences
Five Easy to Feed Neopets

These pets' eating habits really make them stand out!

by doomdesire5
Petpets for Busy Owners

But some petpets need more attention than others, and some need almost none at all!

Also by iluvmeezerkatz

by _white_spirit_

Top 8 Best Vacation Spots in Neopia

We have taken the liberty of compiling a list of the best vacation spots Neopia has to offer!

Also by drobit

by bha288

10 Tips For Being Nicer

1. Help the Soup Kitchen by donating at the Money Tree.

by kitstar1
Soup for a Grey Day

Put on your "I Heart Soup Apron" on this grey day to keep the grey at bay...

by marzipan
Putting on Your Grey Face

For Grey Day we must aim for a bit of the miserable, some pessimism, and a little despondency.

Also by larkspurlane

by _razcalz_

Ways to Keep Your Spirits Up On Grey Day

Wanting to perk your Neopet up on Grey Day? Try some of these suggestions to keep their spirits up high...

Co-written by venused

by laulaukins

Random Events Machine - Surprise Community Challenge

The random events machine building project caused previously worthless daily junk items to suddenly skyrocket in price...

by emokidd0
Top Thirteen Grey Items

Aww, feeling blue, my friend? Well, then you're doing it wrong, today is all about being grey!

by happytimewithmilk
The Day Junk Became Worth More Than Gold

To put this into perspective, the Gelert in the Box went up to 150,000 neopoints from 1 neopoint, a 15,000,000% increase in little under two days...

by rider_galbatorix
Is This All Just a Coincidence?

Just being given something isn't earning it!

by ukbasketball
 
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"An Unexpected Customer" by kadface
The chairs were still upturned upon most of the tables. Approaching each in turn Stana righted them, placing them carefully under. They were red, like the tables, with peeling paint and were comfortably worn in the seat. They really ought to think about getting cushions for them someday. Presently, there was a tinkle of a bell, followed by a sudden rush of cold air as the door to the café opened...




Other Stories


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An Unexpected Customer
Every day is much the same at The Snowdrift Café. Isn't it?

by kadface

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Jhudora's Bluff
Looking back on it all, the whole of Brightvale could safely and unanimously concur that it was all the fault of that no good Aisha, Bill.

by cursedpens

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Ballad of the Faerie's Champion: Stagnation - Part Three
Gary was relieved to see the towering spires of Brightvale castle rising up over the horizon. He had been born in Brightvale City, and seldom left it for most of his childhood. For him, the city was home.

by shinkoryu14

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The Merchant's Mayhem: Part One
"Someone cast the anchor!"

"Wait a second. Did I hear that right? Cast the anchor? We just left port!"

by crazy_4_sushi


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Cappuccino Hearts
Dailies are a danger to your whole family.

by mikomon

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Pteri Wings: You are Rotten to the Core!
Come on!

by _torchic__



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