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	My Puny Arms Can't Even Hold an Attack Pea! My Beginners Guide to Training on a Budget! by kittykatbt
	A Royal Interview Today we have a rare chance to meet with not one, not two, but three leaders of Neopia! King Hagan, Lord Darigan, and King Skarl! by kaioti
	The 10 Most Challenging Neopets Have you ever wondered what type of pets might be the most challenging in Neopia to own? Whether you are new and looking to conquer the challenge of challenges or an old hand at Neopets who wants to tackle the unique troubles of living with a truly difficult Neopet, this list is sure to provide you some excellent ideas of pets which fit the bill by eleventh_muse
	Month of Celebrating Winter Clothing Guide Price guide to help you pick the best winter clothing for your neopet! by gumgum101230
	Altador Constellations: The Hidden Power Chaos rampaged Neopia during the last few days, as a plethora of Neopian citizens claimed that Altadorian constellations hide a deeper, hidden power. Also by got_milk_adoptions by water_park1993
	The Definitive Guide To Hissi A comprehensive guide to Neopia's favorite serpentine creatures. by alli_draggy
	If I Won... What would you do if you happened to be browsing around Neopia, only to realize you had actually won the Neopian lottery? Scream and shout? Jump up and down, much to the delight of your pets and neighbors? Dash off to the National Neopian Bank and quickly deposit it all? by the_ezzy
	Attack of the Marblemen: a Trophy Guide The purpose of this guide is to give you the strategy and information to get a trophy, specifically a gold trophy, as easily and quickly as possible. This isn't a walkthrough; there's 70 different level designs and that would be way too much. Instead of focusing on individual levels, I'm going to lay out what I did to set myself up to play for the trophy. by sargelw

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"Kindness in the Works" by iswimmings
A Spotted Lupe, flustered and sweaty, bulldozed his study table of loose paper and engineering books hoping to find his blueprints for his mechanical robot. Polarjet let out a small whelp when nothing emerged from the clearing. He dropped to the floor, scanning and overturning each textbook for the possibility that his precious document may surface. He even took off his Brass Gear Goggles for a few seconds just to double check if his eyesight was not playing tricks on him. Dawncrest, his older brother and a Pirate Grundo dressed in his metallic blue Grundo Resistance outfit wrapped in a Space Grundo Belt, knocked thrice on his opened door. He held up an Explorer Backpack with a scroll of blue parchment sticking out of of the corner, but there was no response from the panicking Lupe. Dawncrest knocked once again on the door but the Lupe was too entranced with the search to be bothered. "Is this what you have been looking for?" smirked the Pirate Grundo as he lifted the backpack up towards the lantern lighting. The Lupe's ears pointed upward like an electric jolt from a Tesla coil.

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Christmas Miracles
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Dreaming of Adventure: Part Two
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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 5
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