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	Sunny Side Up The real travesty here is the ruined breakfast. by amarettoball
	Don't Question the King Nothing happens. Maybe you should wait a while before visiting the shrine again.... by carrotbreath
	What A Nice Gesture Giving flowers is wrought with problems when you look like a joker Also by Ukases by _starryeyedsurprise_
	A Real Conundrum Today's new users will never know the joy/struggle by umhiimalexis
	What are the Odds: Natural Flight Sometimes change takes a while to get used to. by malochroma
	The Problem with Magma Pets I never learn... by scarlet_dissenter
	Trudy's Expectation In this world, it's surprise or be surprised. Also by cloudypoogle and rooftopchicken by lennekegirl123
	Out of the Lupe - It's Time... Featuring spiffy sunglasses and cannonball action by memoure
	Price of the Lever of Doom avatar? Let's get real, how much is this gonna cost me? Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Paint Brush Problems #57 It would be fun, they said. Also by waning by sophieauditore
	My Rock That's fine... by cria_sherwood
	How Not To Sneak Into The Magma Pool Maybe not a paper bribe next time. Also by mapthesoul by brooklyn3223
	More Than Meets The Eye - Introduction Do they have to argue upon everything?! Also by Im_Fariha by cutecatty1
	Humourless Aishas #1: The Health Food Shop Some Aishas are quite funny, these ones are not. by beagums
	I'm Sure She Means Well... Again?! Also by Pulc3tta by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	A Dangerous Game So was it as easy as you thought? Also by sanamm by admonisher
	Misinterpretation Not good enough. Also by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

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"Beach, Burglary and Buyer's Remorse" by queen_potema
I don't know why it had sounded like a good idea. Maybe because Neoschool was over, all of my pets were happy, and because I'm missing several key parts of my brain that keep me from making bad decisions. Yeah, that's got to be it. Because there I was, half way into the month of Relaxing, stressing out over the vacation we were all packing for. I had booked us rooms at the beach resort on Mystery Island. I must have forgotten how hard it was to manage ten Neopets at home. Now we were all getting ready to jump on a ferry to start our vacation, and my Neohome was in shambles. Well, it was more shambolic than usual. "Ema! My sunscreen spilt!" Hollered Ritonie, my Lupe, from the top of the stairs. "Scoop it out and share some with your sister!" I cried, bending and picking up Lullabie, my baby Skeith, from her playpen. She'd been chewing on the bars again, and I made a mental note to replace it once we got home. And since I didn't have any hands to write it down, it probably would never get done. Oh well. "Have you seen my flipflops?" "Ahh! There's sunscreen in my eyes!" "Ema said to put some on you." "Are we stopping for lunch?" "No!" I bellowed, adjusting Lullabie on my hip, my other side weighed down by several totes and a duffle bag. "We're eating on the ferry! Let's go!" I looked at the Techo clock on my wall and frowned. We needed to be there in ten minutes, otherwise we were landlocked, and I was out a good chunk of Neopoints. "Five minute warning!" I screamed, ambling towards the door. There was an avalanche of suitcases and Neopets as they all tried to get down the stairs at once, and after a glance over, I deduced all were alive, and therefore still able to travel.

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Fyora's Day Off
All of the faeries in Faerieland look forward to many different events. Things like Fyora Day, Jhudora Day, Illusen Day, and The Faerie Festival are popular days that faeries spend all year looking forward to. However, there is a lesser known day that faeries also spend each year looking forward to, Fyora’s annual day off.

by she_chose_love

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Create Your Own Adventure
I always suspected that my Grundo had a sadistic streak. Years of serving as a commander in Dr. Sloth’s galactic marine corps will probably do that to you. But my hunch was confirmed the day Dark_breed_Hyren brought home an Adventure Generator.

by cosmicfire918

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Who Is This Topsi, and What Ever Happened To Zaira?
On Day 7 of the Y18 Festival of Neggs the festivities took a turn for the intriguing when Topsi was found buying weapons in Shenkuu. Eyewitnesses said he had been "muttering something about needing a new Katana." It reminds us that we know so little about Topsi, and there's a lot of suspicion on all sides.

by kaljinyu

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A Beginner's Guide to Skirmishes
I have looked upon the face of the coming days, and she is beautiful, but the path that leads me toward her is dark with ignorance and distrust. - The Oracle

Also by earthlingdreamz

by marcthegr8est1

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part Five
Jhudora ignored the stares of all of the faeries as she made her way to the Hidden Tower with Vanity and Spite flanking her. Her clothes were soaked with brine and her makeup was completely washed off. She had put her cloak back on to hide her wings, but she was sure almost everyone knew exactly who she was.

by rocksysmom

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Desert Requiem: Part Four
The Red Temple of Qasala was an impressive structure carved into the side of a sandstone cliff, and was one of the few monuments to escape major damage during the sandstorm of two hundred years ago. It was where the coronation of Qasala's rulers traditionally took place and housed the statues of the five founders of the city.

by kalnya

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