| There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots |
Circulation: 194,421,304 |
Issue: 766 | 27th day of Sleeping, Y19 |
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Short Stories
 | Terry’s Terrible Mood and The Awesome Incredible Day Yes, everything in Neopia was absolutely perfect, from the bright blue sky above to the deep green grass below. You would be hard pressed to find anything wrong today, and that was exactly the problem with it! Because everything was just ridiculously perfect…. except for Terry’s mood.
by kahlen369 |  | A Witty Draik A Draik faces a huge problem when Jhudora steals her necklace.
by keruza |  | Of Silence: the Two Arts “Uhm... well, I play it, sometimes,” he eventually decides to admit, seeming overwhelmingly embarrassed to do so, his voice hushed to a whisper. Honestly, him saying that he plays it "sometimes" is a gross understatement, but he would never admit that to Kanrik. Yet, at least. “I’ve, uh... Playing the violin is something I’ve done since I was a child.”
by theschizophrenicpunk |  | The Dark Adventure Mena nervously looked at the window - she would have to jump...it was her only option. She looked at her wings, torn from the earlier battle against the dark faerie. There was no way she'd be able to fly her way out but it was her only option. That was her escape.
Also by admonisher and thesecretiveonetwo
by sanamm |
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"The Dark Adventure" by sanamm
She heard blasts in the far distance; cries and shrieks from just outside the room. There was no escape from the Dark Faerie and the slightest possibility of victory was erased when her beasts began to attack. Mena frantically looked around the bedroom, she needed to find a way out and time was not on her side. Suddenly, everything grew quiet. The screams of her friends still echoed in her ears but now all she could hear was the growling from outside the bedroom door. The beasts had arrived and it was only a matter of time before they got inside.
*thump* The bookcase wedged against the door shook in terror.
*thump* Books began to fall to the ground, books that she cherished and loved to read were now sprawled across the floor. Mena knew the bookcase wouldn't hold - she had to get out.
*thump* Mena nervously looked at the window - she would have to jump...it was her only option. She looked at her wings, torn from the earlier battle against the Dark Faerie. There was no way she'd be able to fly her way out but it was her only option. That was her escape.
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 Questing Through Neoquest I Step By Step
What if you really want that trophy on your user lookup or you really want those Neoquest I and II avatars, but either just haven’t gotten around to it or are simply overwhelmed by the task? Well, for those of you who find yourselves in this position, don’t worry; this addicted Neopian is here to provide some tips and tricks to make Neoquest not only doable, but even enjoyable.
by eleventh_muse |
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 The Perils of Chocolate Pet Ownership
To many Neopians, that sounds like a deliciously decadent sweet treat. To chocolate pet owners, the thought brings horrified tears. With Valentine’s day fast approaching, it’s time to discuss the perils of Chocolate pet ownership.
Also by blackroseofwisdom
by djleclair |
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 One Way Out: Part Six
Chosek stared at the hand of the compass, which was enthusiastically pointing off towards the window. After a long day of traveling, he was tired and couldn’t possibly follow the advice of such a perplexing device. It was clear by now that it’s only purpose was to lead them to certain doom.
by the_wingless_unknown |
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 Love & War: Part Two
"Uh I can explain?" She replied with an anxious smile on her face. I then eyed the book in her hands. Rage filled my bones even more so.
"What are you doing with that? THAT'S ONE OF MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS!" I snatched it from her, neglecting the pink Kacheek and my assistant.
by gleerebel |
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