To All The Winners So Far...
by Dr_tomoe

To all the winners
Of the Neopies this year
It's good to know you're the best
And it's a reason to cheer.

Wraith beats water
And Lawyerbot's caption rises
And poor Nox was beaten
by The Faeries' Ruin's prizes.

Winston beat Salty
For Petpet name to see,
And there were many fans
Of the cloak of The Three.

Krawk Island vanishing won
Much to the repairing faeries' surprise
And water came back
When their Kyrii took first prize.

Plushie land was victorious
With twice the votes of the wig
While the Flower Ink Frame
Beat the pumpkins by a margin just as big.

Sea shells beat garage sales
And that's all the winners for now
But the Neopies have a week to go
And who knows what surprises are in tow.

What species has the best wearable?
Will Krawk Island win again?
And, it's true, for all four choices...
Let us never speak of this again.

In Response To The Garden Centre's Makeover
by Shady_starr

My name is Basil Bluebell, 
The proprietor 
Of the new garden centre. 

Our new makeover, you say? 
I don’t know what you’re
Talking about. Please, sir, ma’am... 

It definitely was not
In response to 
Our recent legal dilemma.

Pebeanjay Flowers may 
Sound like a sandwich, 
But you’ll find that they are not. 

(I don’t advise eating them. 
Not another lawsuit, please.)

A lawsuit, you say? Oh my!
There’s a disclaimer 
On the Mashed Volcanos, now. 

Why must all our merchandise 
Have an edible 
Underlying theme to it?

This is such a liability.

Trinkets For Sale
by Kspare2

This weekend I bought 
All the trinkets there were,
Trinket here and trinket there --
It is all a big blur!
Which ones do I use 
And which do a store?
Space in my closet? 
There is no more!

Rolling fog goes well 
With a rainy day cloud, 
And if I add a grim statue 
Then my Neopet will look proud!
I could also go with a sun shower,
And combine it with 
An enchanting glass jar of flowers.

Do I want to stay 
In a Sweet Dreams Crib?
Maybe the desert tent 
Is where I should live.
Do I want a Butterfly Shower 
Or do I want them to dance?
They look the same 
If you just take a quick glance!

A trinket for me and a trinket for you,
So many trinkets I don’t know what to do!
Sprinkle on the faerie dust 
Or throw the confetti?
Just tell me where we are going 
And I will be ready!

A Crack Team Of Lawn Gnomes
by Chocolate_lover67

A crack team of lawn gnomes,
Waiting backstage,
Standing in place for
What seems like an age.
Counting the ballots,
The votes that are cast,
The small slips of paper
Are coming in fast.
Recording each vote,
Without missing any,
A difficult task when
There are so many.
A crack team of lawn gnomes
Work without tire,
The number of votes
Grow higher and higher.
They work without break,
No chance of respite,
But no one else knows
Of the poor lawn gnomes' plight.

Better Luck Next Time
by Peircedchic

He comes but once in a while,
inviting you to his pile,
of lovely treasures galore,
oh, but we want more.

Like that avatar he has in his lair,
that many not dare go there,
but you might get a blast,
so your Neopet's health just might not last.

Don't be afraid to go,
it's just a chance you must take,
if to have this lovely avatar,
the trip you must make.

Creep in real slowly,
try not to make a sound,
because if you awake the Snowager,
it's not a treasure that will be found.

But a ROAR, and an icy blast, 
for this may be your last,
trip to scary beast,
and that's just to say the least.