TECHO DAY SPECIAL

Beware of Doctor Death!
By Sparkly_fairy_dust

He holds Neopets in clawed fingers,
Trying to find them a home.
He places Neopets in cold cages,
Stony metal and silver chrome.

Dr. Death patrols the aisles,
Casting a glinting eye.
He pokes the iron bars and grins,
Placing down a food supply.

He wears a stiff white doctor's coat,
And has wispy wiry hair.
He sneers at all the lonely orphans,
And doesn't even seem to care.

So different from his pink colleague,
As he slowly patrols row after row...
So think before you leave your Neopet,
With this scary looking Techo!

Bug Eye McGee
By Schefflera

Once there was a Techo pirate,
Fearsome Gaze McGee,
Whose glare would give the worstest scare
On all the briny sea!
Just to spy that evil eye
Would cause a wobbly knee --
Timbers shivered, sails would furl,
And overboard you'd flee.

Once he plundered, once he roved,
Sailing night and day,
Never was more gleeful
Than a-facing salty spray!
Just to bare his fearsome glare
Would scare his weeping prey --
Glower down the guards and then
He's off to drink their pay.

Once upon a wicked night
There came a wicked blow,
A storm that broke his ship apart
And sank it down below.
McGee, now he survived
By clinging to a piece of bow,
Lashed by wind and rain and wave,
And ne'er a boat to row.

Once a Techo pirate,
Now McGee stays high and dry,
Bloodshot, bulging, now he eyes
A drink and not the sky.
No longer Fearsome Gaze,
Instead McGee is just Bug Eye,
And if you took him out to sea
I do believe he'd cry.

Once he was a pirate
Plundering the ocean blue,
Since the storm he flinches
At the sound of rain -- it's true!
Jumping, heart a-thumping,
And he's sick of it. Hey, you --
This pirate's moving to the desert;
With this isle he's through.

The Techo
By Lukef220

The mist from Mystery Island seeps,
From where the Soup Faerie weeps.
The smell of onions you can't resist,
From Mystery Island's mist.

The wise old Techo trains the weak,
It normally takes a week.
But on Mystery Island it takes a day
And not a lot to pay.

Techos that are big to small are wise,
So don't fall into their demise.
They are usually very tame,
Apart from the fighting game.

The Techo is big and small,
But it is never a fool.
Outsmart it and you are great,
If you do it must be fate.

So that's the story of the Techo,
It's like a never ending echo.
Pass on this story of such greatness,
As the Techo is of such grandness.

The Defender Techo
By Mushypeawarrior

Up in the tops of the treetops he lives,
But down on the ground is the place that he is,
Battling for the right to keep his home land,
He slashes his foe as he kicks up the sand.
Pteris and Shoyrus rain down from the sky
Standing there waiting he watches them fly,
One Shoyru moves closer
To the green reptile to strike,
But quick as lightening he thinks just alike.
Realising quickly that bad Shoyru's plan,
Swiftly he turned, on one foot he span
Whacked that one Shoyru right there in the head,
Feeling of pain as though hit by some lead.
No-one gets this guy without a good fight,
Standing there, Techo lives up to his right.