Wocky Day Special

Wacky for Wocky Day
by ellienib

The Wocky is the best of Neopets
Anyone will say they're a safe bet
Do you want a companion on the couch?
The Wocky next to you will gladly slouch
But if adventure is more what you crave
The Wocky once again the day will save
Equipped for the coldest of all weather
Beneath thick layers of soft and warm fur
The Wocky's little nose will soon sniff out
Whatever hidden objects lie about
Ideal to sneak in on the Snowager
And come out with a pile of treasure
Without risking a horrid icy blast
(Thank goodness as the Wocky is not fast)
And then returning home in full glory
While telling all their friends the bold story
And then the Wocky will happily rest
Both brave and calm- aren't Wockies just the best?
To cuddle with a Wocky is divine
You want one for yourself? Then get in line!

A Day for Wocky
by tickleh

Big fluffy tails,
And cute pointy ears,
Wocky is beloved,
By all of its peers!

They used to chase Chias
And now they're so sweet
You'll love having a Wocky
It is such a treat!

From Magax the Destroyer
To the Auction Genie
You'll find them all over
Especially if you're a Tyrannian Concert Hall attendee!

When you see new Wocky toys and treats
Get ready to play
It's time to smile big and cheer,
Because today is Wocky Day!

Everybody Wants to be a Wocky
by secant

Brush, brush, purr, purr
I love to brush my Wocky’s fur.
Pink and Yellow, Blue and Red,
Or try a Plushie Wocky instead!
A Wocky meows, a Wocky growls
And when she’s mad my Wocky scowls.
Popular by day, popular by night
A Wocky Neopet always puts up a fight.
Her favourite foods are Neggs and candy,
But gourmet foods are just as dandy.
Everybody wants to be a Wocky, you see,
Because a Wocky is better than you and me!

Scratchcard Kiosk - Wocky Edition
by 1_doglefox

A scratchcard from the kiosk,
I loyally buy every day.
A prize I think I'll win,
With empty pockets, I walk away.

"Better luck next time!" 
The Wocky says with a frown.
After 6 hours, I'll return,
Once again thinking of treasures abound!

Day after day I try again,
Scratching with the intent to win.
"Just match 3, and the prize is yours!"
Says the Wocky with a grin.

He watches as I choose,
Each spot to scratch carefully.
Suddenly he says:
"Wow finally!"

"Three of a kind,
you lucky so-and-so!"
I'm so happy I won,
I almost fell into the snow!

Now I can say I've finally won,
And Terror Mountain isn't that far.
But hey now look at me!
I have a new avatar!

Magax, the Greatest Protagonist
by steve_km

Magax, once Neopia’s greatest threat,
Soon to become one of its greatest protagonists. 
We will forever be within his debt,
Never again will he be an antagonist.

Once a villain without equal,
Discovered that Nox was the true evil.
This led to his sequel,
Bringing us up to a great upheaval. 

Feeling guilt about his past deeds,
Swore to remove Nox to make amends.
Fighting within his graveyard at unbreakable speeds,
Giving us the power that he extends.

There will be no monster in sight,
For he continues to use his energy beams.
None will ever withstand his might,
Until he accomplishes all that he dreams.

A safe and quiet place for all,
Where all can be safe again.
No horrid plans to ever befall,
Keeping all-around healthy and humane.

Wocky Socks
by draik_bianca

I bought a pair of Wocky socks,
I hoped to keep me toasty.
But what arrived in the posted box,
Was nothing but a Wocky.

She yowled at me to prepare some food,
Hot chocolate on the double!
I didn't know what to do with myself,
Except save her from the trouble.

I ran around all day,
Every command I'd meet.
I catered so much for the little Wocky,
I forgot about my feet!

No need for Wocky socks anymore,
For what I have now found:
I'm running around so much for my new Wocky,
My feet never cool down!

Alakazam!!!
by 9kas

Alakazam!!! I’m the Auction Genie,
The one, the only, the price-savvy Wocky. 
Neopians entrust us with their treasures
To sell for the highest price - no pressure!

Each day there are countless curious wares
That go for sale under our meticulous care. 
Petpets, paint brushes, or stamps? No fear!
I’ll help you find one at the Auction House here.

But sometimes there can be some oddities,
Especially with some items of low rarities. 
A humble Warf priced at 50 million NP?
For that price you can get a Seasonal Attack Pea!

Then other times rare items are priced so low,
Neopians fight to bid - and aggressively so!
5000 for they, then 6000 for them,
Oh, it can be complete and utter mayhem!

So be patient, this job does not come easily,
With thousands of lots going on simultaneously.
I’ll admit it can sometimes be a bit of a struggle,
All those lots can be quite difficult to juggle!

But at the end of the day I’m proud to say,
I will help you find any lot, a-okay!
Trust in me: I’m an auctioneer genie,
A whiz at my job, the Auction House Wocky!

The Disco Wocky: A Vibrant, Kool Kitten
by _brainchild_

The Disco Wocky will delight!
No finer creature is in sight.
This groovy kitty will enthrall---
She really is the best of all.

A flower crown adorns her head,
Made of blue blooms and silky thread.
Her ruff, the hue of bubblegum,
Is vibrant, anything but glum.

Her patterns are amazing. Why,
They are the finest prints I spy!
From blooms to paisleys, they enchant
In many hues. Such joyful plants!

So, if you seek a lively pet,
The Disco Wocky, your best bet,
Will keep you company all night
Amidst the dance and flashing lights.

Auction Genie Assistance
by dennykins

When trying to track down a stamp,
I came upon this Wocky scamp,
Who vowed to help me out, the champ.

The Auction Genie was his name,
Locating items brought him fame,
“I’ll find it quickly,” was his claim.

So, the stamp’s name I did utter,
When from among the auction clutter,
He drew it forth, my heart a-flutter. 

“Wow,” I thought, that sure was fast,
Less than a second barely passed, 
Between results and when I’d asked. 

We worked like this, we worked with pace,
Until an errant extra space,
Meant this Wocky could find no trace. 

“Sorry, nothing matched that description,”
Well, I came quite close to conniption,
‘til I corrected my transcription.

And then we were right back on track,
Bid after bid, I placed a stack.
Auction Genie: He’s got your back.

Battling Lanie and Lillie
by maddie_bangz

Lanie and Lillie are unsettling Wocky twins
They are quite the Battledome opponent to face
When you’re fighting for your team in the Obelisk
You may face these twins wearing dresses and lace

They might seem so innocent at first glance
But there’s something sinister about these two
Their eyes are blank and their posture is stiff
With an eerie aura you know something’s askew

Don’t be fooled by their calm demeanour
These twins pack a powerful punch
Make sure your training is up to date
Or these two will win, you can call it a hunch

They joined the battle for the Awakened faction
And at first people laughed at these delicate twins
Who wanted to battle and join the fray
And add to the number of their team’s wins

But because they were underestimated
These two dominated every fight they had
They never broke a sweat winning across the board
So their teammates strive to never make them mad

Be wary of Lanie and Lillie as you fight
And try not to show them any fear
Because if you want to win in the Battledome
Keep your mind focused and the victory is clear

The Farm Cats of Meri Acres
by neoaggie99999

In the lovely town of Meri Acres Farm, 
Residents tend to their land with such care 
Of them, three feline farmers exude charm 
As their rural neighbours would also share 
 
Among the expanse of sprawling vine fields 
A proud Wocky hosts a daily contest 
Based on his most recent prized harvest yield 
To guess the weight of the marrow, old Bess! 
 
And as for fellow marrow farmer Tom 
An expert protector of his dear crops 
He'll wrangle pesky Turmacs with no qualms 
And Slorgerise hungry Slorgs to a stop! 
 
Then, there's Mister Edgar Percival Clarke 
Better known as the punk rad creator 
Of Extreme Potato Counter's game arc 
Flinging fast spuds to drive you crazier! 
 
So should you visit Meridell's outskirts 
Find these fun-loving furry feline friends 
And with them, spend a delightful day's worth 
Of leisurely carefree play to no end.

Orange Wocky Orange Juice
by therainbowsheep

I woke up yearning for juice,
No compromise, settling, truce!
In the spirit of Wocky Day,
For a themed item, I payed.

Orange Wocky Orange Juice - so cute,
Featuring my favourite citrus fruit!
Fresh and delightfully refreshing,
A wonderful morning blessing.

The packaging too has charm,
Featuring chubby Wocky arms -
A little orange figurine,
Creating a thematic scene.

Spherical packaging so round,
It could roll on the ground.
Shaped like the orange fruit,
With a green leaf to boot!

As I quenched my thirst,
I experienced a new first,
Orange Wockies were on my mind,
Naturally, I was so inclined! 

I would recommend this drink,
Cheers to Wockies - clink, clink!
My favourite Wocky thing,
Such joy it always brings!

An Extreme Potato Wocky
by sportyangel3338

Edgar Percival Clarke takes gaming to the extreme
Counting potatoes all day is his life’s dream
This Wocky’s life is totally tuber-ler
Is there any way he could get any cooler

His life is definitely not a dud
Who wouldn’t want to be counting some spuds?
One Potato Two Potato Three Potato Four
Don’t stop counting there are even more

Other vegetables try to get him off his game
But there’s a reason EPC is his name
He ignores all the haters and focuses on taters
Even the Phantom Orange Shirt Guy, the game’s creator

With his shades and Mohawk, he’s ready to rock
Everyone is always rooting for this Wock
He makes playing this game so appealing
So play this game to understand this feeling

Lanie & Lillie: The Awakened
by shenkuun

Do you want to play a game of hide and seek? 
You can hide and we will find you. 
Come out, come out, don't be so meek. 
All of the walls are see through. 

Come out, come out...

Lanie and Lillie are our names.
We were just little Wockys don't you see? 
Haunting the living is our aim. 
Our birthday was a catastrophe. 

Wherever you are... 

Some say that day was a tragedy. 
Perhaps it was all meant to be.
Even our brother Death, a little Ixi, 
Disappeared suddenly. 

We can hear you...

Chaos and havoc run through our veins. 
Filling in each other's words like a game.
Raising the dead from their graves. 
The Awakened force shall reclaim! 

We can see you...

We and Death are at all odds. 
Little brothers can be so annoying. 
Attempting to stop our spectral mobs. 
For our woke plans he's destroying.

Wock Til You Drop
by togepwi

Every month on the third
There's a band you might have heard
They are such a bop!
It's Wock Til You Drop!

We'll have to get tickets at the stall
To enter the Tyrannian Concert Hall
It's definitely worth the wait
And we don't want to be late

They take the stage by storm
Every time they perform!
These Wockies rock out
While everyone in the crowd shouts

Wock Til You Drop are the champs
I heard they even have their own stamp
They're such a cool band
I hope they can sign my hand!