Jetsam Day Special

Spectre
by betti666

If you decide to play some Cheat
There’s a Jetsam you will surely meet
His tactic is to be discreet
Can you really take the heat?

‘The Jetsam Shark’, so sharp and sly
With a calculating gaze and a steely eye
He plays his cards with a smile that’s wry
Until CHEAT! a player will cry

He knows every bluff, each clever ruse
And grins with delight when his foes lose
Watch each move and do not snooze
And think hard about the cards to choose 

It’s more than Neopoints Spectre plays for 
It’s a game of cunning and stealth for sure
He takes a risk and plays Kings, four
Bold, when challenged he does guffaw  

Revealed are all four kings played
Upon the table they are laid 
The game continues, some players dismayed
A mainstay of the games arcade.

The Friendly Faerie Jetsam
by midnightfrost444

Who's that, ahead, in Faerieland?
He's fearsome, but don't be afraid.
It's just a friendly Faerie Jetsam.
Going about his day.

He greets you with a sharp-toothed smile,
But there's no need to fret.
His pearly chompers may look fierce,
But they really are no threat.

With fins, and wings, and flippered feet
He's adept in water, air, and on land.
But there's no need to run away, I swear
Instead, why not lend him a hand?

That friendly Jetsam struggles at times,
With living so far away from the sea.
Because, it's hard to have fins in Faerieland...

Instead of hands, like you and me.

Fearsome Jetsam
by dragonlord812

The fearsome Jetsam like a shark,
stalks his prey in the murky dark.
Swimming in the deep blue sea,
oh please don't come and bother me!

The fearsome Jetsam on the wave, 
has a hunger he does crave.
Is that a fin? Oh is this fear?
Is he really coming here?

The fearsome Jetsam on the tide,
should I run or should I hide?
Is there a chance for me to swim?
Or will that only anger him?

The fearsome Jetsam, could it be?
Wants only to be friends with me!
Is this real? Is this true?
I guess I must have misjudged you!

The fearsome Jetsam now my friend, 
let's me grab onto his fin.
He may look quite big and mean.
But when you know him, he's quite keen!

Spectre's Games
by togepwi

The master of Cheat!
A well known elite
Never at a loss
Spectre is the final boss

It's like he has a sixth sense
Especially when it's getting tense
The Jetsam always keeps his cool
So he's nearly impossible to fool

He won't hesitate to call out a bluff
So a quick lie won't be enough
No matter how many times you try
You can't pull the wool over his eyes

Cards are added to the pile
As Spectre starts to smile
This cannot be a good sign!
He plays a single nine

That was the last card in his hand
It's exactly as he planned!
With this technique
Spectre keeps his winning streak!

Cool Jetsam Ace
by ophiopogon

Cool Jetsam Ace
At the Cosmic Dome,
That's the place
Where you choose to roam

Is your name really
Major Zeg Blackfin?
Or is that merely
The name of your kin?

You drive a ship
that's been modified
so you can make trips
using your fins to guide

My pet really wants 
to battle with you
What's your response?
"I'd love to battle, too!"

Which great weapon
will you choose to wield:
Your Zapatron?
Your Apple Jelly Shield?

Uh oh! Sleep Ray!
Looks like lights out...
But I guess that's okay
You win, there's no doubt!

There's no Jetsam cooler
than Jetsam Ace
He should be ruler
of outer space!

My Jetsam Friend
by fivemilliononly

He is my Jetsam friend
He used to look sad all the time
I was not able to comprehend
even a bit of his sadness every time

I tried to make him smile
by giving toys to play with yesterday
but it might not just be his style
he just looked at it and had nothing to say

I asked him to play together
perhaps a Flash game for fun
he was not interested however
and just stared blankly at the sun

Finally, I brought him to the Rainbow Fountain
to change his colour to Yellow
Now he has no sadness remained
always smiling, no more mellow

Electric Jetsams
by spukl1

The Electric Jetsams come out after dark,
They are scaly creatures, with giant hearts.
As Electric as they look, they don’t really spark.
They’re the brightest critters at the water park.

The bright blue Jetsams are a sight to hold,
In Maraqua’s deep waters they are quite bold.
The Electric Jetsams light up the waves,
& soak up the sun before exploring the caves.

The Electric Jetsams sizzle in shades of blue,
Light and Dark, they are a really cool crew.
You can find them playing out at sea,
Splashing around with the local Soreens

Their Electric colour is visible, day and night
With lots of colour they’re the epitome of light.,
They are sweet yet tough, as you can see,
But a bit shocking, how can that be?

Not an Acara or even a Draik,
Only the Electric Jetsam can take the cake.
Once you see one you can’t help but stare.
Electric Jetsams are rad with lots of flair.

Chomp
by devotedly

I want the Chomp avatar
But which one do I feed?
The one that is the cheapest?
Or the one that others need? 

My Jetsam licks his scaly lips
As we visit the Aquatic Store
He fancies a three course meal
I'll get the avatar for sure 

He hovers near the Marafin
Mouth waters near the Flishy
Eye’s bulging near the Oversized Walein
Which one to put in his dishy 

He’s like a kid in a candy shop
With a treat bag to take home
This is the best restaurant
His heart has ever known! 

Pleased with his purchase
He clutches his bag tight
He’s bought one of everything in the store
All you can eat buffet tonight!

Jetsam v Flotsam
by tylerhuyser

Oh, to be a Flotsam,
To roam the oceans carefree,
To leap out of the water in glee.
Every day is a jubilee.

Instead I am a Jetsam,
I’ve been cast overboard,
Left to travel the depths unexplored,
My presence utterly deplored.

Jetsams and Flotsams,
Our reputations couldn’t be any more different,
However, it’s hard to be ambivalent,
To the feelings of the ignorant.

Even though Jetsam have sharp teeth,
We like to frolic in the shadows,
Have fun in the sun, rather than the shadows,
Explore shimmering cenotes and alcoves.

Alas, I am a Jetsam,
It’s not something I can change,
Though it can sometimes feel strange,
I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Space Ace with the Bruised Face
by 9kas

The most famous Jetsam in all of space,
I’m the magnificent warrior, Jetsam Ace! 
Welcoming in my foes with grandeur,
I protect the Cosmic Dome with valour.

Those Premium users visit me each day
Bearing not gifts but with Sleep Rays. 
They challenge me to a little battle, pronto,
And though I’m tired, I can’t say no.

Attack Peas and Grapes, I’ve seen them all,
Who knew such power comes from things so small?
Before I even have a chance to retaliate
One measly hit knocks me out, how great. 

And one battle’s apparently not enough,
They request rematches cos they’re so tough!
Reluctantly I oblige to facing them in battle,
These Premium users sure are entitled!

Each time they win I’ll drop a few things,
Congratulatory gifts for putting me in a sling. 
Starry Cookies, books, even Bottled Faeries,
Yet only Nerkmids can make them happy!

And only after they receive 15 items,
Do they consider giving me back my freedom. 
My ego is bruised, and so is my face,
So please take pity on me, Jetsam Ace!

The Woodland Jetsam
by i_lovee_icecream

An aquatically-abled friend,
Covered in kelp. 
A Jetsam so camouflaged,
He doesn’t need help. 

The Woodland Jetsam,
Blends in on the sea floor. 
Is that a Neopet or a plant?
He looks like he washed up on the shore. 

Seaweed strewn hair,
And algae riddled skin. 
If you play hide and seek,
He’s sure to win. 

He’s got dulse dorsals,
And slimy fins. 
This verdant Jetsam,
In the sea spins.

The Mighty Jetsam
by eleganza_lights

Pointy teeth and a mighty tail,
In the waters they spin their tales.
Snacking on Petpets is their aim,
But away they’ll stay from a flame.

From Maraqua, they spawn plenty,
In so many colours, over twenty.
Candy, Clay, and Cloud are some,
The Woodland Jetsam has a green thumb.

Let’s go through the famous in Neopia,
But keep away your fearful Chia.
Spectre cheats constantly,
Hiding cards is his policy.

Jetsam Ace zooms across the skies,
An unusual pilot, not meant to fly.
Mr. Irgo, suspicious he is,
Selling wares is his biz.

Poor ol’ Friggle, he has a book,
Being stinky is all it took.
A mighty goalkeeper on Team Darigan,
Blocks every shot again and again.

Take a splash into the sea,
These powerhouses have embraced civility.
Watch them swim and play around,
Happy Jetsam Day to those around!

The NC Mall Neohomes Jetsam Shopkeeper
by alagfalaswen

While browsing round the NC Mall amidst the trinkets’ gleam
You might run ‘cross a corner into which seawater stream,
Should you dare to dive down where soft light bids you explore,
You’ll find yourself having entered the NC Neohome store.

The Jetsam manning this establishment will flick her fin
As she cordially bids you welcome and invites you in,
Decked out in clothes as stylish as they are formal, she will
show you around with happy sounds, her voice a burbly thrill.

“Our current bestsellers are our Krawk Island furniture
which really adds that Krawk pizzazz and pirate-y feature,
Should you prefer different seaters, there’s different sofas here,
it just comes down to your own style for you would prefer!”

There’s no denying this Jetsam’s professionalism, 
which is only topped by her genuine enthusiasm
about her wares (and well-built chairs) that she has up for sale,
She can go on about each piece with nary an exhale!

So, should you need to jazz up your Neohome with Cash to spare,
Consider browsing the corner of the NC Mall here,
The shopkeep will welcome you with a toothful smile in place
And help you purchase things to decorate your living space.

The Halloween Jetsam
by sportyangel3338

It appears we have entered the spooky season
Open your windows and let the autumn breeze in
The Halloween Jetsam begins to lurk
It’s about time he finally gets to work

He ventures each year to the Haunted Woods
Hoping he can collect some valuable goods
The Deserted Fairground is his favourite haunt
Since there are so many little Neopets he can taunt

This Jetsam does not believe in Trick-Or-Treat
He plays his own game of Trick-Or-Defeat
Once he is able to commit his scare
He steals all the candy they collected while there

But his absolute favourite day is Halloween night
There is more to steal when he gives his fright
The Trick-Or-Treat bags contain a lot of valuable stuff
So if you see a Halloween Jetsam that night, make sure you are tough

Cheering on Reshar Collifey
by maddie_bangz

Altador Cup fans from around Neopia
Love cheering for their favourite players
They love competing for the top prize
And proving wrong all the naysayers

Reshar Collifey is a Jetsam
Who competes for the Darigan Citadel
He tries his hardest in every match
To make sure his games have all ended well

He’s always the quickest on his feet
And isn’t afraid to try some risky plays
When he finally has the ball in his hands
He passes his opponents fast as a blaze

His greatest passion is the game
But he loves to support his teammates too
He encourages them through every match
And will always make sure to pass the Yooyu

Fans know the game will be fun to watch
When Reshar storms onto the field
And he’ll try his best to bring the gold trophy home
After his true talents for the game are revealed