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GAMES ROOM- Hello, and welcome to another fun filled, action packed, exciting,
and educational episode of LOTAAI (a project of my favorite guild, NTAG, the Neopian
Times Appreciation Guild) with your somewhat exaggerating host, Monarch! I'm standing
outside Barry's house right now, waiting for him to open the door. Any moment
now. Just a few minutes longer. Maybe he's trying to open the door and needs a
CrokabekbarTM or something. Oh forget it! BAM! Whoops, wrong house. Sorry, Mr.
Nasty Looking Darigan Techo! Hehe, let me just prop this door back up! There!
With a dab of Slorg SlimeTM it will be as good as new, right? Hey, put that mace
down!
I'm now in the Neopian Hospital, but that's not stopping me from interviewing!
I've brought Barry into the room with me! Hi there, Barry.
Barry: *sucks on pacifier *
Monarch: So, Barry, what's it like being a Baby
Shoyru and all?
Barry: *sucks harder on pacifier *
Monarch: Why don't you say anything? Wait, I know!
You want to eat some Mouldy GruncheeseTM, the favorite breakfast of Shoyrus
everywhere since 10 BN, of course! Just a moment, I'll call the nurse in and
ask her to bring in some.
Barry: *starts to frantically wave his wings and
sucks really hard on pacifier *
Monarch: What? Why didn't you say so? *pulls pacifier
out of Barry's mouth *
Barry (very annoyed): Thank you.
Monarch: You're welcome. Now it's my job to interview
you. Even though I can't write since both my arms are in casts, I'll use my
mouth to hold my pencil. *various sighs of sympathy and admiration from adoring
fans* Where did that come from? Anyway, first question, Tell me about the Marblemen.
How did they come to be?
Barry: The Marblemen? It all started when I brought
home a Snowball Fight Usuki Doll and placed it into the Toybox. I forgot to
put the Marbles in and they turned into ravenous beasts. That's about it.
Monarch: Ooh, juicy stuff! *takes another bite of
Orange * Yummy!
Barry: Are you even paying any attention to me at
all?
Monarch: Whoops, I forgot you even existed for a
moment there. It was my happiest moment today. Don't worry, I've got that memorized.
Next question: Would you consider yourself an evil mastermind for what you've
done?
Barry: Yup.
Monarch: Cool! *continues to fiddle with Ice Cube
*
Barry (exasperated): Would you stop that?
Monarch: Sorry, Mr. Grouchy! *rolls eyes * Third
question: What do you think about Boochi?
Barry: Boochi? Boochi's a pitiful excuse for a super
villain! I mean, look at this Caption Contest he's in! *holds up Caption Contest
213 * Since when does turning Neopets into babies make world domination? Not
that I'm planning world domination or anything. *seemingly innocent cough *
Now me, that's another story. Look at this beautiful Caption Contest with me
in it! *holds up Caption Contest 236 * Look at the wimpy Neopets running in
fear of my powerful army! What dorks! Why I could waste Kass any day!
Monarch: I agree 100 percent! *puts down Kickin'
Kikos * Oops, did you say something?
Barry: You are the worst reporter I've ever seen.
Monarch: Thanks. *smiled * Now next question, what's
next for the Marblemen?
Barry: We were thinking about becoming a band in
Tyrannia like Chomby and the Fungus Balls, but the Marblemen couldn't find small
enough afros. Anyway, after we conquer all Neopia, we're planning on opening
a plumbing service.
Monarch: Sounds like a good idea. *scribbles ideas
for comics in his notebook * So, Barry, tell me about your experiences on BTY.
Barry: It was fun, I got to humiliate half of the Neopian population.
Oh and that 400 points thing? That's not my real high score. My actual high score
was 3567482, but that Kyrii decided it was too obscure a number. Stupid Kyrii.
Monarch: Whoa, that is high up there! *looks at
Bubble Gum stuck to ceiling * Anyway, tell me why there are bombs in your room.
Barry: To keep people out. What did you think they were for,
giant paperweights?
Monarch: I could use a paperweight right now, seeing
how you've mentioned it.
Barry: Why did I agree to have this interview done?
Monarch: You didn't.
Barry: Good, then I'm leaving! *stormed out of room
*
Monarch: WAIT! YOU DIDN"T TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVORITE
FOOD IS!
Barry (pokes head into room): It's Sloth Surprise,
no wait *coughs innocently * I mean Blurfs! That's it! I mean who doesn't love
a fresh Blurf? *slams door causing the ceiling to shake, releasing the strap
holding up my casted foot, which plummets onto my broken arm*
Monarch: Ow. That was rather painful. Oh well. *gets
back to reading Kickin' Kikos *
Now, I hope that you've been enlightened on the subject of Barry the Baby
Shoyru. I know I was! Until next time, this is monarchistknight trying to think
up a witty ending that will make Quote of the Week, but to no avail.
Note from Tdyans:
Excellent interview, but I felt like more questions should have been covered
and could've been longer. Need to work on attentiveness. Also try to keep tense
the same throughout. Oh and spiffy colors!
87% B+
YES! I PASSED! *does happy dance* Thanks tdyans!
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