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	Space Faerie: Just an Ordinary Neopian? Is there more to this inhabitant of Neopia than what meets the eye? by unknown_xx
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	Breaking into the Hidden Tower What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung. by springsteen0991

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Breaking In

What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung. Yes, we would all just love to snatch just one of these rare items up for ourselves, but how?...

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