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Trading with Dignity

At the end of the day, we can all trade whichever way we want (as long as we abide by the rules set out by Neopets), even if the way you trade makes me want to go zeenanas!

by kspare2
The Chocolate Ball: How Tos and Need to Knows

I have heard this year is going to be the best one yet; maybe a chocolate waterfall is in store? *drifts off into daydream*

by emmagine15
Conveniently Placed Shops of Neopia Central

Those who created Neopia Central paid very careful attention to detail, and a few of their choices have paid off quite well.

by _chopin
Twelve Must Have NP Wearables

Whether you're new to customization, or you've been at it for years, these are twenty wearables you'll use every time you dress your pets.

by 7splat52
Tips of a Gamer - MAGAX Destroyer II

There's a strange smell in the air tonight, as you walk through the mist covered town of the Haunted Woods.

by 9r_waka_tip
Advanced Survival Skills: The Perfect Survival Pet

Today, I'm going to explain to you the top 11 pets for survival situations.

Also by uhhhhheather

by lil_princess_of_evil

Mallow Grundos – Do Not Eat!

On behalf of all Mallow Grundos, I thought it would be a good idea to give Mallow owners some tips on how to care for such a special type of Neopet.

Also by silly_mistake

by fallingfaries

Poogle Puissance

Nearly always sunny and effervescent, most Poogles go through life singing and dancing.

by blackwater444
Palatable Pets and Petpets of Neopia

The Month of Gathering is host to easily the most delicious festival in all of Neopia—the Chocolate Ball!

by katiecoo802
Anyone Can Do It

It all started years ago when her owner became a Neopian and saw the adorable dog-like creature that was a Poogle.

by assionpay
10 Things Your Poogle Will Appreciate

A special Poogle Day edition!

by girlpower836
How to Customise Edible Pets

In this article I am going to make your apple Chia (and other tasty pets) go from dull to delightful!

by babygirl122187
 
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Customising Edible Pets



Over the years, there have been several new paint brush colors released. While each proves more fascinating than the last, one cannot deny that the lab-ray color only pets are the most interesting colors of all. Why would you want a boring old starry Gelert when you could be the proud new owner of a pea Chia? The edible pets are some of the most fun, interesting, and downright silly pets of Neopia. There is only one problem when it comes to edible pets: how to customise them. People always have trouble finding the perfect customisation...



Other Stories


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Saccharine
Some pets are like truffles - a surprise inside a sweet shell. A story of half friends, big waves and being yourself...

Art by saro_the_legendaerie

by saro_the_legendaerie


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Cocoaj Gets a Little Brother
He rolled his eyes, but kept walking. "I don't get you humans. So dim-witted."

by oakfeather

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Thyla's Tale: Part Six
A large red flame was dancing in my paw. I gasped.

by chestnuttiger787

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I'm NOT Losing The Bet!: Part Three
When Brynn and Hanso arrived at Brightvale Glaziers, the situation was worse than they thought.

by chimp_chicken_fish

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Tomato Omelettes: Manly
Test is MANLY.

by skyward_rush

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Xweetok Family - Wings
Llois tries out Day's sugar cookie wings.

by 5966001



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