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From Minion to Sidekick: A Guide to an Evil Career

So you landed your dream job, working for the next big bad, but how do you climb the slippery (and occasionally slimy) career ladder? Frequently to get a toe in the door to working for an evil overlord you will be starting right at the bottom as a humble, low-paid minion. Expect long hours, poor (if any) pay, and have to put up with frequently being a test subject for the inventions that the evil genius has come up with.

by smilingpony
Partner Your Pet Perfectly: An A-Z Guide

If your pet is lucky enough to have a petpet, they will almost certainly have made a great friend for life. Petpets come in all shapes and sizes, each with their own quirks and personalities. Here I will run through a small selection of petpets your pet might meet, and hopefully they will find the perfect sidekick!

by kingfisherblue33
Exquisite Prizes: Lyra and Aurrick’s Favorite Items

---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Walda the ever so bratty Baby Kacheek!---

by _brainchild_
For Justice! A Guide to Heroic Sidekicks -For Collab

Hello there, Neopian Times readership of JUSTICE! Have you come to this article hoping to learn about SIDEKICKS?

You have?

Strap yourself in, young heroes, and bring lots of snacks, because you’re in for a barrage of nonstop action.

by parody_ham

Defenders Wanted: Partners And Sidekicks

When Neopia is in danger who are you going to call? The Defenders of Neopia of course!

by pikachu315111
Myncis to go Bananas over!

Myncis are one of the smartest, most outgoing species in all of Neopia. Originating from Mystery Island, Myncis are known for their large ears and extremely curly tails.

also by masters_united and lookidontcare3

by k3l26

 
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"The Ixi and the Queen" by black_skull725
"Your Majesty, are you sure you wish to retain the services of a thief?" King Hagan said, raising his eyebrows. The Faerie Queen nodded emphatically. "I think Hanso deserves another chance, and he will be able to use his abilities for good now. After all, he did save Neopia from impending doom," Queen Fyora replied. "You are also aware you are asking for one of the best knights in my army." "I am well aware of that, King Hagan. I am willing to compensate in whatever means necessary." King Hagan paused for a moment to think, and rubbed his right paw against his forehead. "Come to think of it, I think we can strike a deal. The university's sorcery department is currently understaffed." "You wish for monetary compensation to hire more researchers?" "No, I am asking for Faerieland's finest scholars to help bolster our university." Now it was Queen Fyora's turn to think deeply for a moment. Parting with some of her scholars would certainly slow down some of Faerieland's research, but research would all be in vain should a dangerous artifact wreak havoc on Faerieland again.




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The Ixi and the Queen
"Your Majesty, are you sure you wish to retain the services of a thief?"

by black_skull725

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Unheard, Unseeing — Creamy's Petpet Spotlight
It all started when Alice was very young. It could have been only a short time ago, as Alice is still quite young.... We'll say it could have been in her first year of Neoschool — first or second.

by dewdropzz

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The Scorned House
A shadow was cast over the Haunted Woods as dark clouds gathered. A thick haze shrouded the forest of leafless trees. Along a narrow, winding dirt path, a lone, spirited young Bori made his way down the trail, lantern held high and close, his eyes wide, glancing back and forth, watching for any sign of movement behind the trees and within the very shadows.

by shadowknight_72

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The Treasure of Smuggler's Cove:Part Three
“You’re lost, Sammy,” Clyf accused.

“No I’m not! I know exactly where I am going!” Sammy said defensively. But he was a terrible liar; you could hear the fear in his voice.

by unfogging


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A Partner's Return
The reunion of two friends...

by krabbox

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Uh, good aim?
The heart wants what it wants.

Also by grimlane.

by dianalovee




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