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Issue: 367 | 7th day of Storing, Y10

Comics

	Life of Kai #6 Jealous much...? by katopia12
	Why Grarrls Are Bald DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? by larkspurlane
	Why Can't I... I can't, because... by sue_sa
	Ear Plugged Taping over the beak also helps! Script by patjade by bannai
	Thornberry Madness Are we ready to order? Art by serebii251 by instructing
	Silly Old Bird II Lilshowron is celebrating 66,666 hours old! :o) by jadentearz
	Infinite Laughs (Volume 2) When baking meets creativity... by _x_bjork_x_
	Drawing? Just... no. Idea by x__polar__x by minuko
	Neohome Decoration It looks much better now! by emaciate
	Petpet Days Petpets... sigh by marionickno95
	Blah Blah Mean old Snowy... by highwind20
	The Art Centre So the Art Centre Studio decided to hire a new Grarrl Artist. by exspesho
	The Horrors of Neoquest, part one Mmmmm, lunch break! by kalvaja
	Doglefox Duets Two doglefoxes just can't stay out of trouble. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Extreme Herder Tips What about.. Petpet Neoschool? by silver_taurus
	Yamisai 2 Sparkles by yoru_yamisai
	The Story of a Wig -- Part 1 So THAT'S why you don't brush that wig... by mythical_book
	Hot Banana Soup: One Person's Trash ... Collaboration with kosui by marymao
	Or Something Like It... Flat Rock my World Ouch. Art by kittie_orion by kreepyjess
	Meaning to Events Oops, my mistake! Too late... somebody seems to have taken that item while you were pondering. by pookeynaut
	Slorg Seek Slorgs are a little easier to find... for one reason or another. Concept by happyhaz by taz_241590
	Useless Scouts These scouts are useless... by mldywong
	Proles That's ONE way to cope... by cables
	Fuzzeh Logic No Kyriis were ever harmed. xD by jackjack1234
	Arbitrary Ever hate it when someone asks you to tell them something, then they change their mind? by risen_hope11
	The "Cool" Life One of the downsides of ice pets. by hotsid123
	Random Tails The real Sabre-X! by vicky1145269141347
	Buddings the Knightess AWKWARD. by sappire_charizard
	Going Out For Breakfast What's for breakfast? by maryfairy_2
	Grumpy Old Kings I always wondered where Skarl and Hagan get to during their breaks. by yampuff
	The Hero Society - #9 ...In which Delilah makes toast (sort of). by bearcatt
	Aggro Azzle Danger! Azzle inside, enter at your own risk! Also by herrin_der_katzen by azzletaker
	Randomosity; Part 2 Random events are not for babies! by tyler_vanvleet2
	Attack? Uh-oh... O.o by sandythejinglebell
	Mutant Halloween ...is over! ...yes? Idea by raichu__ by cevierakasky
	Scribbles WHEEEEE! by mhchristine

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Successful Royalty

Let me explain: If you had a Shoyru and decided to paint him Maraquan, you wouldn't not teach him how to swim, because he'd look stupid in front of all the other Maraquan neopets. So what I did was come up with a list of things your neopet should know before they get painted royal. 1) The wave. This isn't just any old wave; this is THE WAVE. Not too fast, not too slow, and nice and high in the air. Accompany this with a snooty smile and when walking while doing The Wave, take small steps but not so small it looks like you are shuffling...

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