Short Stories

	The Master's Apprentice For the past five months, Titem had been teaching Jasper how to carve wooden totems... by yippo_yippee
	See You Later "All we have to do is to rip open a hole in the space-time fabric, using the machine Dr. Sloth has so helpfully left, and keep a stable enough wormhole for a person to go through. Any questions?" by o_liveandlearn_o
	The Nightmare Wizard "Would you like me to tell you a story, little one?" the skunk Moehog asked her tiny sister. by beholdadaughter
	The Littlest Weewoo "She's my shop's smallest weewoo ever. No one is willing to buy her because of her size," the shopkeeper explained. by superneptune200
	Confessions & Forgiveness "Finally!!" Meghan cried, and taking my hand she led me through a door labeled 'Create-A-Neopet.' by kamcd711
	The Last Petpet Herder After three depressing interviews, Danny had almost lost hope in finding a job and his dream of becoming a superhero. by vulpy37
	Sound of the Ocean "The ocean," I breathed out in a whisper, entranced just by the thought of it. by majikel
	Stowaway Scrap A short tale about Garin meeting a very unlikely character. by _hopelessromantic721
	Valton's Quest All of Fyora's heroes looked brave and dashing, all qualities that Valton was sure he possessed. by bukittyan
	Tooth Quest Tooth finding was way below me. And yet, I was intrigued. This would be a very interesting case... by laura_leigh23444
	Wait For Me The Meridellians had taken him away. For a worthy cause, they said. by talei11
	Nameless Costume? COSTUME? That's what he thought this was? by ayame_23
	Kidnapped Under the Stars "I need a new flower!" Shanika cried, running out of her room... by do_u_luv_me23

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Successful Royalty

Let me explain: If you had a Shoyru and decided to paint him Maraquan, you wouldn't not teach him how to swim, because he'd look stupid in front of all the other Maraquan neopets. So what I did was come up with a list of things your neopet should know before they get painted royal. 1) The wave. This isn't just any old wave; this is THE WAVE. Not too fast, not too slow, and nice and high in the air. Accompany this with a snooty smile and when walking while doing The Wave, take small steps but not so small it looks like you are shuffling...

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Musical Marvels
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Sunlight Sonata: Part Nine
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by kittengriffin

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Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Four
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Why Grarrls Are Bald
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT?

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Or Something Like It... Flat Rock my World
Ouch.

Art by kittie_orion

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