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Issue: 486 | 18th day of Running, Y13

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	Shades and Hues 14 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 10/15 by mstr_dark
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 10 Ooh, real scary... by alagfalaswen
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 8 Walk towards the light! ...Wait. Unless it's torchlight. That could end badly. by lizica166
	The Off Season: Falling Always look on the bright side of life... by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Recipe for Disaster #11 sigh by prismfire
	It's a Bug's Life Thank you, Captain Obvious. by silvergullmon77
	Faerie Quests The next day, the Water Faerie gave me a quest. She wanted a book called Dont Bug Me. by goodsigns
	The Floating Islanders- Snowager's Wrath It'th thtuck!! by yankeesrule244444456
	OOPS! Lucky you! by skutterbotched
	I Mustache This Question... But perhaps I should shave it for later. by astrologists
	The Madness of Faerie Questing You have a new quest! by sakura02271
	(Un)common Sense - Illusen Edition Nonsense! Art by soccergirl101397 by kuroge
	Turmaculus I just want the avatar... by campih400
	Color Scale Not the brightest Grundo chef in the galaxy... by acdcer
	TouShoy! Never leave them alone. EVER. by littlepuffypuff
	Spooky Can't a Korbat get some peace and quiet? by ghostkomorichu
	The Many Wonders of Neopia: The Lever of Doom Did you ever wonder what the Lever of Doom's purpose is? by corynla
	The Kadoatery - Thanks for Doing a Good Deed! An average day at the kadoatery takes an unexpected turn. by sweetangel1927
	DUCKS DUCKS are Draik Unconverted or Krawks. I wish I didn't know :) by cho_bit
	The Garbage in the Correct Place It's important. D= by wally64
	True Tales from Neopia A viable strategy, though less successful over time... by lil_jen_aside
	The Return Of Nox? Nox, you're alive!?! by dachshundlover13
	Any Job Will Do - Part 04 In which Neopoints make the world go round. by crainwater
	Are Meepits Really Evil? Are Meepits really as evil as those pesky Kads? by prototypec
	Ilusen's Revenge Yay flowers! by koshka__65
	3 Royals plus 1 I don't think Illusen is that kind of faerie at all! by white_tiger0226
	Faeries and Their Issues The Happiness Faerie's Drop of Happiness is not a real quest! :P Idea by thecrazyoo by mudiikip
	For Oil and Cakes For your quest #17, please get me... Idea by sfacvr by repulsives
	Finding Illusen Hmm.... by ashley_golf_4ever
	ice dice - "Daily Dare" One more try... by icecradle
	Knowing Illusen An Illusen's Day Special Concept by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	The Life of Aye! - 5 - Fetcher of Desires An Illusen Day Special! Idea by pandora by xwindswept

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"A Most Unlikely Swashbuckler" by kittylitter251
"What were you thinking, Mom?" Tonnie shouted. "Who ever, EVER, gave you the slightest hint I might want to study at Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy on February 21st? That's Tonu Day. I'll simply die if you make me take training on the 19th too!" She turned over on her tummy with an angry bounce. No Tonu Parade for her, oh no! Extra training... that was her lot in life! Her bed creaked and sagged...

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Tate's New Home
I gasped desperately for breath then I quickly scanned my surroundings. I was lying flat on a sandy beach...

by kennaalana

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Books and Expectations
"I don't wanna train, Momma," Illusen whimpered, clasping her tiny hands together.

by kingskid999

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How to Make Illusen Day Something to Remember!
The perfect guide to celebrating Illusen Day, whatever your budget is. Have a great day!

by rachxface

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Ten Tips to Go Green – By Dr. Sloth
Don't make the difference, destroy the difference!

by century_gothic

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The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Two
Clarisse walked rapidly down the halls of Faerie Heights, avoiding the eyes of the faeries who walked around her.

by alex313

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The Remnant: Part Four
The Halloween Kougra was surveying him in a cold, evaluating sort of way. "You're just a little too distinct to go unrecognized... Mr. Lockwood."

by jokerhahaazzz

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