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A Bad Experience

The dark swamp would scare most Neopians, but not Sophie. She had never feared the dark...

by a_greenparrot
To Play a Clarinet

Ducky put it together to reveal that the jumble of pieces was actually a clarinet. She put on a reed, and began to play.

by duckyaisha
Memoirs of a Neglected Wocky

Ever since I was born, I've been in my sister's shadow.

by amily70
MAGAX: Destroyer

I would never ordinarily have ventured so deep into the Haunted Woods, but I needed some clawmatoe to make Mrs. Nelson's potion before the next day...

by jokerhahaazzz
Click, Click, Click...

A monotonous afternoon in Tyrannia doesn't have to be so boring!

by sunshine_nine9
The Misfit

"I thought it would add some color to your room." I knew my explanation would be futile. Poison kept her bedroom in varying shades of grey and black.

by smiles8887
My Life As A Magaral

A lone blue Bruce came strolling in, took one meaningful look at us all lined up neatly on the display bench, then promptly walked out of the shop without a single purchase.

by rainbow2skittle
Starry-Eyed

A starry Blumaroo wins the trip of her dreams... or is it really?

by mint_green_
Please Leave Money in Jar

You find an old tape recorder with a grainy voice telling of exploration. Why is it left here...

by sunshine_nine9
A Painted World

I told them someday I'd get them all painted up nice and beautiful, and as the years passed... less and less of me wanted to do just that.

by mintsp
Misery at the Pound

"Hmmm... you must have been made for an avatar," mused Dr. Death. The Techo hated when owners did that.

by chubycheeks16
Petpet Talk: The Party

Arnold yawned, bored out of his mind. It seemed Karl was having some kind of party.

by christmas_ice
 
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"A Bad Experience" by a_greenparrot
The dark swamp would scare most Neopians, but not Sophie. She had never feared the dark, and she did not mind the old, dead trees. She had long gotten used to seeing and hearing the spooky petpets who wandered by her home. Sophie approached her home and entered. The shack was not much, but...




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