Week - 432 Phosphofructokinase Diaries by parody_ham

Description: Ever get the feeling you are missing something?

Week - 468 A Neopian's Guide to Destruct-o-Match III by parody_ham

Description: Are those pesky blocks starting to drive you crazy? This guide can help!

Week - 474 Phosphofructokinase Diaries: Faeriely Ironic by parody_ham

Description: What would have happened if the bottled faeries had turned to stone? Idea by black_skull725

Week - 476 An Essential Guide to Owning Darigan Petpets by parody_ham

Description: "The absolute most important thing you must remember when working with Darigan petpets is..."

Week - 490 Five Years Later by futuremrsharrypotter

Description: Who knew? Idea by parody_ham

Week - 516 Sharing The Quill by black_skull725

Description: Quoth the White Weewoo, "One Quill. Two Neopians. Three C's to consider! Also by parody_ham

Week - 531 Being Stylishly Evil: Customizing Darigan Pets by parody_ham

Description: Whoever knew customizing Darigan pets could be so easy?

Week - 556 Reflections from a Neopian Times Author by parody_ham

Description: Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer!

Week - 565 The ENVI's Guide to Better Quality Villains by parody_ham

Description: The Evil Neopian Villain's Institute is now offering free evil genius lessons!

Week - 567 Dare to Scare: A Neopian Fashion Guide by parody_ham

Description: A guide to looking your finest during the spookiest time of year! Also by dr_tomoe

Week - 590 The Star of Paradise by parody_ham

Description: "Some call me a thief—and I am—but those who know me best call me 'The Star of Paradise'..."

Week - 607 Of Pirates and Pranks: Part One by parody_ham

Description: Sometimes, even the funniest pranks can go a bit too far...

Week - 608 Of Pirates and Pranks: Part Two by parody_ham

Description: By the time the duo made it to their cushioned seats, the game was already 1-0, Krawk Island in the lead. Vickles picked out the VIP section when he spotted many finely dressed Neopians...

Week - 609 Of Pirates and Pranks: Part Three by parody_ham

Description: "Well, guys, it looks like we'll be facing our greatest rivals today." The Gelert's ears flopped to the side, his face worn.

Week - 610 Of Pirates and Pranks: Part Four by parody_ham

Description: The second the whistle blew, both left forwards, Vickles and Hawkshanks, darted for the Yooyu. They both tried to scoop up the Petpet, but Hawkshanks made it first.

Week - 608 Chadley's Challenge by parody_ham

Description: He's so dreamy! *swoons*

Week - 614 Lisha's Lament by parody_ham

Description: Sometimes sacrifices are more than worth it to save the ones you love...

Week - 618 Enhancing Your Halloween with Super-SCIENCE! by parody_ham

Description: For SCIENCE! Co-written by my twin brother, homsar_eggplant

Week - 623 Plight of the Fallen by parody_ham

Description: On a day when two fortresses still claimed the Neopian skies, there came time for an urgent meeting. While mechanized gears chugged their solemn songs within the Citadel's boiler room, a council of twenty sat in a shuttered room near Darigan's private chambers.

Week - 625 A Shopper's Guide to Malevolent Merriment by parody_ham

Description: Brought to you by the Evil Neopian Villain's Institute: bringing holiday fear since year 14.

Week - 630 The Editor's Quill by parody_ham

Description: Editing is a difficult skill to master, but an important skill to have. Co-written and thumbnail by cosmicfire918

Week - 631 The Price of Premium by nativsis

Description: SPLAT! Also by parody_ham

Week - 634 Neopians Claim Oracle is Evil by parody_ham

Description: This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing "something suspicious." Also by homsar_eggplant

Week - 643 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part One by parody_ham

Description: The longest war ever known in the citadel's history had finished three years prior. Since then, apparent peace had been made between the warring factions, Darigan Citadel and the far away kingdom of Meridell.

Week - 644 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Two by parody_ham

Description: "Ugh," he muttered in a high, squeaky voice that resembled the incessant meowing of "Scruffles," a Darigan Angelpuss that frequented the Lord's chambers.

Week - 645 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Three by parody_ham

Description: For the slightest inkling of a moment, Setarian almost felt sorry for those Meridellians. The rumbling of his stomach seemed to agree with his pity; now, he also suffered.

Week - 646 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Four by parody_ham

Description: Hours of non-stop traveling took quite a toll on Setarian. Still, rest no longer seemed like a priority, only survival.

Week - 647 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Five by parody_ham

Description: "No, I'm not," the child called Setarian shouted, "and you'll see. One day, I'll be in the army. Then we'll see who's trash."

Week - 648 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Six by parody_ham

Description: "Jeran told me that no Meridellian would claim you as their kid and... it made me sad. No one should be alone, Serian..."

Week - 649 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Seven by parody_ham

Description: Setarian spun away at the last second and held the sword as he normally would have: "Too high." With all the force he could muster, the former Darigan swatted away Jeran's sword.

Week - 650 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Eight by parody_ham

Description: "Of all the situations I've trained for, nothing could prepare me for this." The knight's voice quivered. "And yet..."

Week - 652 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Nine by parody_ham

Description: Skarl bared his teeth, but Setarian continued to shout. "He was right all along. You are nothing but a hateful tyrant!"

Week - 653 Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Ten by parody_ham

Description: "Don't change topics on me, Setarian. I know what you are doing." Hearing his real name seemed almost unnatural. It took a few seconds to regain his composure.

Week - 651 Mud Coffee by goron0000

Description: We do this every day. It's getting expensive. Idea by parody_ham

Week - 654 It Takes a Hero by parody_ham

Description: On a quiet, ordinary summer's day, a white Usul sat crossed-legged at the library's circulation desk...