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Week - 419

Nothing Suspicious...
by downrightdude
Description: *rustle rustle*

Art by sasayaki_chan


Week - 446

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part One
by downrightdude
Description: "This has got to be the most boring Saturday in the history of Saturdays," Chloe sighed.

Week - 447

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "Wait for me!' Chloe called out to her siblings. She tried her very best to catch up, but at the same time tried to keep her dress nice and clean. Chloe hated wearing her dress.

Week - 448

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "According to this, the necklace is actually the Space Faerie's Token!"

Week - 449

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: "Now, darlings, try to stay calm," Miss Van Sparkleton said as she lit her lantern. Her voice sounded very shaky. "I'm sure the crashing sound was just the wind."

Week - 450

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: The music box was still playing its mysterious song. Chloe started to shiver...

Week - 451

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: Even if they weren't going to get caught, the foursome couldn't help but shiver a bit. It seemed that the more they found answers, the more questions started to form.

Week - 452

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: "Say, C.K.," Chloe said in a soft voice, "was your sister, by any chance, a green Grundo?"

Week - 453

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: Everyone gasped as Chloe pointed to Miss Van Sparkleton...

Week - 457

The Usuki Singing Stars #1: The Fan Letter Mishap
by downrightdude
Description: "If only they would write back," Patricia sighed as she opened her eyes.

Week - 471

The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola - Part One
by downrightdude
Description: "I've been hinting about that dress all week," Sparkles whispered to Patricia, who was now joining Sparkles at the Mall window. "I hope I get it for Christmas!"

Week - 472

The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola - Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "I bet Lola's busy finding more cheap junk for Christmas gifts this year," Scary said. "I still can't believe she gave us those cheap sand thing-a-ma-bobs last year."

Week - 473

The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola - Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: Why was Lola, the sweetest Cybunny in Neopia, being pounded? And to add to that, why was she being pounded on Christmas Eve?

Week - 474

The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola - Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: "There is no way I'm going to the Pound with you guys," she assured them. "I am so not going to see Mr. Freaky and actually stay there for you, Lola, just because you can't suck in your girly feelings."

Week - 475

The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola - Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: Patricia just stood there in total shock. It really was Christmas. The day where Lola was supposed to be out of the Pound by now, and celebrating Christmas with her new family. Patricia felt like she failed.

Week - 476

The Usuki Singing Stars #3: Lola Moves In
by downrightdude
Description: "Here's another box," Sparkles said as she brought in a little box from outside. The pink Bruce was huffing and puffing as she spoke. "Where do you want this, Lola?"

Week - 484

The Usuki Singing Stars #4: The Disco Dunces
by downrightdude
Description: "That disco ball is totally groovy!"

Week - 487

The Usuki Singing Stars #5: Patricia Skis Again
by downrightdude
Description: "It sure is high up here," Patricia whimpered as she rode on the chair lift.

Week - 489

The Usuki Singing Stars #6: Cinder-Lola
by downrightdude
Description: "I can't thank you guys enough! It was really nice of you all to help me clean our attic," Patricia said...

Week - 495

The Usuki Singing Stars #7: The Miss-Fortune Teller
by downrightdude
Description: A brown Aisha was hovering her hands over a colourful crystal as she spoke to a nervous pink Bruce. "I see a well... a wishing well..."

Week - 498

The Usuki Singing Stars #8: The True Beauty
by downrightdude
Description: "Here I am," Sparkles gulped as she stared at the building in front of her. The pink Bruce couldn’t believe what she was going to do next; she was actually going to enter the Beauty Contest Hall!

Week - 511

The Fabulous Lifestyle of a Neopian Billionaire!
by downrightdude
Description: I am just moments away from interviewing one of the wealthiest Neopians in existence!

Week - 515

Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class
by downrightdude
Description: "Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."

Week - 517

Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part One
by downrightdude
Description: "Now that Lola has finally arrived," Scary announced quietly, "we can finally continue our plans for creating the best surprise party ever!"

Week - 518

Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "So now what? I bet every bakery in Neopia Central is busy preparing for the Neopian Birthday Bash."

Week - 519

Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "And speaking of Patricia's birthday," Lola continued, "what should we get her as a present?"

Week - 520

Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: "Come on, Sparkles! We still have to find the right outfits for the party."

Week - 521

Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: "Sorry, ladies," said the Grarrl, "but rules are rules. You can only enter the Bash IF you have an invitation. No invitation; no party. It's as simple as that."

Week - 522

Usuki Singing Stars #11: Patricia's Holiday Miracle - Part One
by downrightdude
Description: To celebrate the first day of snow in Neopia Central, the three girls had decided to throw a little snowball fight between them for fun.

Week - 523

Usuki Singing Stars #11: Patricia's Holiday Miracle - Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "But before you could take those papers home, you must help me clean up this old place before the sun starts to set. Only then can I permit you to read my series. Is that fair?"

Patricia nodded. "Yep. I'll go get the duster!"


Week - 524

Usuki Singing Stars #11: Patricia's Holiday Miracle - Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "You pounded your daughter!?!?!" Patricia exclaimed.

Week - 525

Usuki Singing Stars #11: Patricia's Holiday Miracle - Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: "Still, I think we should help this Mr. Ridgewood reunite with his daughter," said Sparkles.

Week - 526

Usuki Singing Stars #11: Patricia's Holiday Miracle - Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: Ms. Winston sighed and shook her head. "It's Christmas Day, Patricia Winston, and I was hoping that we could spend this day as a family."

Week - 528

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One
by downrightdude
Description: "Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

Week - 529

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "Hang the streamers up there, Scary," Sparkles instructed...

Week - 530

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "Take us to Fyora," Sparkles ordered. "We need to see her right away!"

Week - 531

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: "You got the grappling hook, Sparkles?" asked Scary. 

Sparkles nodded. "Check."


Week - 532

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: "This means they couldn't have done it," Sparkles suggested, now glad that her new faerie friends were officially innocent.

Week - 533

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: "Are we here to look at grass?"

Brynn shook her head. "No, we're staring at the Hidden Tower!"


Week - 534

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: "Maybe somebody's trying to re-create the giant cloud that had once held Faerieland in the sky."

Week - 535

Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: Now she could celebrate her birthday with the party she was waiting for.

Right after I expose the criminal, Sparkles decided...


Week - 558

Usuki Singing Stars #12: No Place Like Home
by downrightdude
Description: "Do we even know her REAL name? And what if she's some idiotic glitter lover who doesn't mind salsa dancing in ugly pants? THEN what will we do?"

Week - 595

Usuki Singing Stars #13: A Poem Between Sisters
by downrightdude
Description: "So, what do you think?" Patricia wondered. She, Sparkles and Scary were busy writing up poems for their English class. The assignment was to write a heartfelt poem about a close family member or relative of their choice.

Week - 613

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part One
by downrightdude
Description: "It's so hot outside," Kira sighed, shutting the front door behind her.

Week - 614

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: Illere looked confused. "But why?" she wondered. "Why would you want to keep this a secret from your daughter?"

Week - 615

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "It seems to me that the Light faeries are having problems controlling today's radiant sunlight." Suddenly Illere stopped. "And they've been having problems for a while..."

Week - 616

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: Ardore just scoffed. "You do realize that this is your faerie quest, right?" she wondered.

Kira felt her face grow warm. "I was just hoping for some help, that's all."


Week - 617

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: "What evil? What kind of evil are you talking about?" Illere demanded.

Week - 618

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: Alice sighed and shook her head with dismay. "I'm afraid there is only one type of faerie that can use such powerful spells."

Week - 619

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: "A few months ago, I overhead a group of Dark faeries discussing about how they had wanted to wipe out every single Light faerie in Faerieland..."

Week - 620

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: "Evening, ladies," Hanso said as he got up and smoothed his ruffled hair. Even though he was smiling casually at Rosia, she was still giving him a scowling glare.

Week - 621

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Nine
by downrightdude
Description: Kira formed a fist with her hand as she growled. "There is absolutely NO way that I'm going to surrender my circlet to you, Hanso! And you better tell Rosia that right away!"

Week - 622

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Ten
by downrightdude
Description: "Mom, I got your groceries!" Kira shouted as she entered her house. The eerie silence made the young Air faerie shiver as she walked toward the kitchen's entryway. Something's not right, Kira thought...

Week - 623

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Eleven
by downrightdude
Description: "Welcome, Kira," a voice called out as a puff of dark purple smoke appeared right in front of the tree.

Week - 624

Faerie Wings: The Fate of Kira - Part Twelve
by downrightdude
Description: By the time Kira and Brillare reached Queen Fyora's palace, Rosia and her sisters had already begun bombarding the palace's roof with purple orbs...

Week - 626

Usuki Singing Stars #14: The Vegetarian Plan
by downrightdude
Description: "Oh great, not again!" Scary hissed as she opened up her lunchbox. She pulled out the sandwich and threw it right behind her into a garbage bin.

Week - 628

Usuki Singing Stars #15: I Scream for YBIC!
by downrightdude
Description: "YES BOY ICE CREAM! YES BOY ICE CREAM!" Sparkles exclaimed as she entered Patricia's neohome. "Just three more hours, you guys!"

Week - 629

Usuki Singing Stars #16: Sparkles's Interview
by downrightdude
Description: Who should I interview?

Week - 643

Usuki Singing Stars #17: Know What's Best for Jhoud
by downrightdude
Description: "As long as our sweet little Jhoud is staying with us, I will make sure he won't get hurt by anything or anyone in our neohome!"

Week - 644

Usuki Singing Stars #18: Sparkles' Secret Society
by downrightdude
Description: A pink Kacheek ran over to Sparkles and grabbed her arm. "Sparkles, there you are! Come on, we have to go to the Soup Kitchen or else we won't be able to ladle soup to the elderly pets!"

Week - 646

Usuki Singing Stars #19: The Return of Jelly Welly
by downrightdude
Description: "Here we are!" Sparkles cheered as she approached the Money Tree. The pink Bruce looked at the piles of toys, trinkets and other knickknacks that other Neopians had placed underneath the majestic tree...

Week - 647

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part One
by downrightdude
Description: Kira took a deep breath as she stood beside the door outside of her classroom. She was blessed, and nervous, about attending the Faeriewood Academy for Faeries...

Week - 648

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "It's not just glitter, you ninny," said Rosia. "If we get this spell right, then we can imprison every puny faerie into sealable, glass containers..."

Week - 649

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "This is much more fun than being cooped up in Ms. Aquina's class all day!" said Sirena. "Am I right, girls?"

Week - 650

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: Balthazar smiled widely as he pulled out a bottled Water faerie from the bag. As the four Dark faerie sister watched, the mutant Lupe placed a Water Faerie Charm in front of the blue bottle...

Week - 651

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: "In order for an Earth faerie to create a strong, healthy tree, we must use a certain combination of spells to help the tree grow as steadily and as quickly magic will allow us. Now, who would like to make their first tree right now?"

Week - 652

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: "That's why I despise Balthazar. He took all of my powers and my friends' powers, too. And for that, he shall never be forgiven."

Week - 653

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: As soon as Kira and Illere entered Ardore's boutique, they were both greeted with a puff of lavender scented perfume that swamped the store in a purple daze.

Week - 654

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: Kira waited nervously outside the door of Fyora's office later that afternoon. She looked down the long hallways...

Week - 655

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Nine
by downrightdude
Description: Rosia banged her fist on top of a nearby wooden table. "I want that amulet!" she exclaimed. "And I won't stop until I get it!"

Week - 656

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Ten
by downrightdude
Description: "Brillare? Illere?" Kira cried as she looked around the deserted area. "Where are you guys?"

Week - 657

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Eleven
by downrightdude
Description: Kira could hear her heart beat more quickly as she flew towards the tall stone tower Alice had insisted was Balthazar's hideout.

Week - 658

Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Twelve
by downrightdude
Description: Rosia smirked at Kira. "What's wrong, Air faerie? Are you still awaiting Queen Fyora to save you like last time?"

Week - 661

Usuki Singing Stars #20: G.U.I.L.D.L.E.S.S.
by downrightdude
Description: "Would you two like to join my guild?" a pink Wocky asked from behind a bright yellow booth.

Week - 668

Usuki Singing Stars #21: Sparkles Gets Schooled
by downrightdude
Description: "I can't believe I'm actually here!" Sparkles gasped as she stared up at the tall, brick building in front of her.

Week - 669

Usuki Singing Stars #22: Grade School Rivals
by downrightdude
Description: "My name is Ms. Una, and I will be your first grade teacher. I hope all of you are eager to begin your very first class in the NSOD!"

Week - 677

Usuki Singing Stars #23: The Almost Graduation
by downrightdude
Description: "Well, Scary, here we are at last!" Sparkles announced as she gestured towards the oak door in front of them. The pink Bruce clapped her hands and hugged her sister.

Week - 681

Usuki Singing Stars #24: Two for Tea
by downrightdude
Description: I, Lola, courteously invite you, Patricia, to attend a very special tea party this Saturday at noon...

Week - 685

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland
by downrightdude
Description: She took a step back and accidentally bumped into another faerie, whose breath was as cold as frost.

Week - 686

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: Illere tapped Kira’s shoulders. “I think somebody’s following us,” she whispered.

Week - 687

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: Illere’s eyes widened. She turned to Brillare and asked, “Have you ever heard of a place called ‘Dreamland’ before?”

Week - 688

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: The next morning, Illere and Brillare met Sirena and Ardore, who was the Top Fire faerie, outside the doors of Fyora’s office. The four faeries had agreed to meet each other at the office doors rather than the golden gates of the royal palace.

Week - 689

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: The last memory she had prior to waking up in Dreamland was falling asleep on her bed in the real world. Now she was in a flower-filled meadow in a place she had never heard of before, talking to a Kougra she had never met before! None of this made sense to Kira, who was now puzzling how she had arrived in Dreamland…

Week - 690

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: “I honestly can’t describe it with words,” Brillare confessed, “but the moment I stared into her eyes, I felt my heart pumping widely and my nerves began to suddenly act up. Oddly enough, this has never happened to me before, and I can’t understand why.”

Week - 691

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: The faerie growled and backed away from the unconscious Air faerie, who was still lying on the floor. “Why don’t you three pesky girls leave me alone!” the cloaked faerie commanded as she summoned two large-sized orbs in her hands. Without warning, she threw the dark blue orbs towards Brillare.

Week - 692

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: “Forgotten what?” asked Brillare. “Is it something important?”

“Yes, and it’s our biggest clue yet!” Illere insisted. She took a few deep breaths before she began her explanation.


Week - 693

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Nine
by downrightdude
Description: Kira shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know. Are you even sure Fyora’s still monitoring Dreamland?”

“Well somebody out there is monitoring our every move,” Aiken insisted. “How else do you think that tornado was formed? Some faerie in the real world created it to mess with us!”


Week - 694

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Ten
by downrightdude
Description: “Every five hundred years,” Fyora explained in a storyteller’s voice, “a magical parchment lists the name of the next faerie whose destiny is to inherit the throne of Faerieland. The last faerie princess crowned had been I, and now it is time for a new princess to be recognized as my future successor at a Coronation to be held in precisely three days.”

Week - 695

Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Eleven
by downrightdude
Description: “This place is amazing!” Illere gasped as she gazed at the breathtaking scenery. She looked up at the bright blue sky and the puffy white clouds. The sight of daisies blooming on the vast green meadow made her smile, and yet she couldn’t help feeling a chill go down her spine.

Week - 698

Usuki Singing Stars #25: Publishing Problems
by downrightdude
Description: “At last, I’ve finally finished!!” Sparkles shrieked, waving five sheets of paper above her head triumphantly. The pink Bruce dashed out of her bedroom, clambered down the stairs and stormed into the living room with her finished piece of work gripped firmly in her hands. “Oh Scary, you won’t believe what just happened!” she exclaimed, her voice squeaking excitedly.

Week - 700

Usuki Singing Stars #26: The REAL Style Showdown
by downrightdude
Description: “Oh Patricia, your skirt is so cute!” Sparkles gushed. The pink Bruce gripped her notebook as she admired the skirt her friend was wearing. “Wherever did you get it?”

A pink Uni sighed dreamily. “I bet she bought it from the NC Mall,” she suggested. “I mean, where else could one find such a beautiful lavender skirt?”


Week - 708

Usuki Singing Stars #27: MORE Publishing Problems
by downrightdude
Description: “Hey girlfriends!” Sparkles cheered as she entered the Neoschool cafeteria. The pink Bruce strutted towards her friends, took her seat next to Patricia and placed a copy of the Neopian Times open-faced on their table. “Look, I brought something for us to read while we eat,” she said with a beaming look on her face.

Week - 712

Usuki Singing Stars #28: Scary Volunteers
by downrightdude
Description: “I’m freezing!” Scary fumed, shivering as Patricia approached her. The purple Bruce sighed as she hugged herself and buried her face in her scarf. “Why in Neopia do we have to come here today?? Can’t we just say we did our volunteer scheme?”

Week - 718

Usuki Singing Stars #29: Sparkles Be Not Proud
by downrightdude
Description: “Scary! Look! Look! Look!” Sparkles chanted, rushing into the living room. The pink Bruce eagerly waved an envelope over her head. “Look at what I got in the mail today!!!” she gasped. “Don’t tell me you actually got fan mail,” Scary groaned. The purple Bruce flipped through her fashion magazine, not bothering to look up. “Or is it another NT rejection letter?”

Week - 720

Usuki Singing Stars #30: No Place for Third
by downrightdude
Description: “Oh the travesty! The travesty!” Snaw wailed, flopping onto the living room sofa. “The travesty of it all and the red Elephantes!”

Week - 722

Usuki Singing Stars #31: Lola Minds Her Manners
by downrightdude
Description: “Nope,” said Lola. Her smile widened. “Ms. Butterworth has invited me to an elegant dinner at Kelp! She’s taking me because she’s been so proud of my Neoschool grades.” Patricia and Sparkles sighed enviously. Kelp was the fanciest restaurant in all of Neopia! Located in Maraqua, the restaurant had a reputation for serving the most exquisite entrees, the delicate china plates in the dining room and being one of the few places in Neopia where Neopians could dress up in their best clothes and jewellery.

Week - 725

Usuki Singing Stars #32: Aubri Gets Glasses
by downrightdude
Description: “Hey did you guys hear the news?” asked a blue Zafara. Scary shook her head. “No I haven’t Zafara-I-have-never-talked-to-before,” scoffed the purple Bruce. She tapped her fingernails on her desk.

Week - 726

Usuki Singing Stars #33: Patricia's Project
by downrightdude
Description: “And I already decided on what our project is going to be: a Wraithland diorama!”

“Boring,” chimed Scary.

Patricia eagerly opened her notebook and showed Scary her designs for the diorama. “I was thinking we could use a shoe box and paint the inside with black or purple paint. Then we can recreate wraith pets with clay–”


Week - 733

Usuki Singing Stars Special: An Interview with Snaw
by downrightdude
Description: Patricia: Hello and welcome to this week’s segment of [Fabulous Neopians More Important than You!]. I’m your faerie Shoyru host: Patricia, from the Usuki Singing Stars series! And today, I’ll be interviewing an NT star who has just struck one hundred submissions

Week - 740

Usuki Singing Stars #34: At the Money Tree
by downrightdude
Description: “Isn’t early-summer cleaning fun, girls??” Sparkles asked enthusiastically. The pink Bruce was sorting through a pile of sweaters, separating them into two categories: sweaters to keep and sweaters to donate. “How are you guys doing?”

Week - 745

Usuki Singing Stars #35: Lola Saves the Day
by downrightdude
Description: “Lola, you’re a lifesaver!” Patricia exclaimed, tying a ribbon around the end of a balloon. The faerie Shoyru picked up another balloon and ribbon. “If you didn’t come over today, then I would have been swamped with all the decorating. But are you sure you don’t want any compensation?”

Week - 753

Usuki Singing Stars #36: Sparkles' Dancing Shoes
by downrightdude
Description: Miss Stryke blew her whistle. “It’s one two three, one two three!” the yellow Kau barked at her students. “This is the Brightvalian waltz, not square dancing!” The students groaned. Everyone was paired with a dance partner and most of them were struggling to dance. Sparkles was confused as she attempted to lead her partner.

Week - 764

Usuki Singing Stars #37: Like, Totally Goth
by downrightdude
Description: \Scary turned to stare at Gerald. The Aisha was wearing a black t-shirt with black jeans, blacks and white sneakers, and a red beanie. He looked depressed and (totally) boring, too. “You honestly think I can relate to that freak?” Scary gasped. “How in Neopia can I befriend something who wears black eye shadow??”

Week - 768

Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues
by downrightdude
Description: Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”

Week - 782

Usuki Singing Stars #39: Are You a Doctor?
by downrightdude
Description: “Emergency alert! Emergency alert!” shouted the snow Bruce. “Mayday! Tuesday! Fried eggs!”

Week - 787

Usuki Singing Stars #40: The Great Chadley Chase
by downrightdude
Description: For Calla, the biggest Chadley fan in all of Neopia!

Week - 790

The Princess of Flowers: Part One
by downrightdude
Description: Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom far, far away, lived a princess...

Week - 791

The Princess of Flowers: Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: Very strange. Rose had expected one of her family’s various servants to be standing beside her bed, ready to pull off the covers and then smooth them back in place once their beloved princess was removed.

Week - 792

The Princess of Flowers: Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A MERE WOODEN STOOL WOULD STOP THE LIKES OF ME?

Week - 793

The Princess of Flowers: Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: The Air Faeries had their own kingdom in the sky, high above the rest...

Week - 794

The Princess of Flowers
by downrightdude
Description: Rose grunted. “You’re fencing technique is quite outdated,” she sneered. “And your clothes are hideous!”

Week - 795

The Princess of Flowers: Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: A few Air Faeries stopped walking to watch. Rose and Zack had gotten themselves in yet another fencing match, going back and forth as the growing crowd of Faeries swarmed around them.

Week - 796

The Princess of Flowers: Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: Unfortunately, we may never know the truth...

Week - 797

The Princess of Flowers: Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: They had finally made it to Wobbleshire: a bustling city whose buildings, streets and sidewalks were all made of the same yellow-jelly substance.

Week - 798

The Princess of Flowers: Part Nine
by downrightdude
Description: It was the perfect place to recharge our senses.

Week - 799

The Princess of Flowers: Part Ten
by downrightdude
Description: ou were very kind to poof us all the way to Terror Mountain, Nathaniel!

Week - 800

The Princess of Flowers: Part Eleven
by downrightdude
Description: Still burning with questions—and anger—she sat down on the bed’s blue and white checked bedspread.

Week - 801

The Princess of Flowers: Part Twelve
by downrightdude
Description: From their location—behind the royal palace—they could see the gardens of miracle flowers wilting.

Week - 802

Usuki Singing Stars #41: Go and Fly a Kite!
by downrightdude
Description: "Did you see that man with the flying diamond toy?"

Week - 804

Hitomi the Witch
by downrightdude
Description: After all you are a very magical girl....

Week - 805

Hitomi the Witch: Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: WAIT, I DID WHAT EXACTLY?

Week - 806

Hitomi the Witch: Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: THIS IS INCREDIBLE!

Week - 807

Hitomi the Witch:Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: MIRACLES DON'T EXIST!

Week - 808

Hitomi the Witch:Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: TRY NOT TO WORRY TOO MUCH, OKAY?

Week - 809

Hitomi the Witch:Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN BE REAL!

Week - 810

Hitomi the Witch:Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO FORGET THIS

Week - 811

Hitomi the Witch:Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: WON'T YOU DO THE HONOURABLE THING FOR ONCE?

Week - 812

Hitomi the Witch:Part Nine
by downrightdude
Description: WHAT A COINCIDENCE

Week - 813

Hitomi the Witch:Part Ten
by downrightdude
Description: MISS CRAZY IS REALLY REVVING UP HER ENGINES NOW

Week - 814

Hitomi the Witch:Part Eleven
by downrightdude
Description: YOU, HITOMI HOSHIZORA, ARE A FANTASTICAL WITCH!

Week - 815

Hitomi the Witch:Part Twelve
by downrightdude
Description: YOU REALLY ARE A MAGICAL GIRL, YOU KNOW?

Week - 816

Usuki Singing Stars #43: Lola's Spring Garden
by downrightdude
Description: "I'm so excited to start gardening!"

Week - 818

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life: Part One
by downrightdude
Description: TIP ONE: SEE THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

Week - 819

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: TIP TWO: SEEK GUIDANCE FROM SOMEONE SMARTER THAN YOU

Week - 820

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: TIP THREE: TRY TO BE A DECENT EMPLOYEE

Week - 821

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: TIP FOUR: QUITTING IS ALWAYS AN OPTION

Week - 822

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: TIP FIVE: THERE ARE ALWAYS FAR WORSE PLACES TO WORK

Week - 823

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

Week - 824

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: TIP SEVEN: ALWAYS EMBRACE NEW OPPORTUNITIES

Week - 825

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: TIP EIGHT: QUESTION WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU

Week - 826

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Nine
by downrightdude
Description: TIP NINE: HATE JERK-FACED JERKS

Week - 827

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Ten
by downrightdude
Description: TIP TEN: SPEND TIME WITH MOM

Week - 828

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Eleven
by downrightdude
Description: TIP ELEVEN: SCRAPPY'S THE GREATEST NEOPIAN EVER!

Week - 829

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Twelve
by downrightdude
Description: FINAL TIP: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

Week - 830

Snaw's Beauty Post: Shampoos That Shine!
by downrightdude
Description: Hello, my adoring, impressionable fans! Welcome to the first ever issue of Snaw’s Beauty Post: Neopia’s most trusted and highly acclaimed series of articles centered on the dos and don’ts of Neopian grooming products.

Week - 831

Snaw's Guide to Acting Like a Major Boss NT Star!
by downrightdude
Description: I have compiled a list of the most essential qualities of anybody who has ever been accepted into the Neopian Times! Whether it’s one hundred entries or just a single measly one, having the right persona can make any of you wannabe losers into an NT Star worth noticing!

Week - 834

Usuki Singing Stars #42: Alan's Flu Injection
by downrightdude
Description: “Mommy, why are we at the doctor’s house?”

Week - 856

Snaw's Beauty Post: A Lovely Valentine's Day!
by downrightdude
Description: I’ll be discussing one of Neopia’s most beautiful holidays: Valentine's Day!!!!

If you’re as beautiful and/or beloved as me, then you would know the joy of receiving various gifts from those who admire you so much as to spend actual neopoints on getting you fancy presents, and Valentine's Day is no acception!


Week - 872

Usuki Singing Stars #44: Usuki-Conned
by downrightdude
Description: “I can’t believe you guys got us Usukicon passes!!” Patricia squealed as she followed her friends inside the convention center.

Week - 875

A Faerie with Crystal Eyes
by downrightdude
Description: Audriana gazed at the crystal ball, hands waving hesitantly over it. The Light Faerie gulped when, after a few seconds, the ball’s light dimmed before flickering away. “Well ...um….” Audriana coughed. “That was unfortunate.”

Week - 876

Usuki Singing Stars #45: It's Fun Without Scary!
by downrightdude
Description: That was so much fun, Patricia!” Sparkles gushed as she entered the living room. The pink Bruce turned to her friend and, with a wink, said, “With the perfect accessory, any girl can be a superstar!”

Week - 879

Usuki Singing Stars #46: Something Special for You
by downrightdude
Description: This bracelet is going to look so pretty, Mr. Porkers,” Lola gushed as she sorted through her tin of beads.

Week - 888

Usuki Singing Stars #47: Greg Come By to Visit!
by downrightdude
Description: Dedicated to my dear friend, Neoskulltula!< Hope you enjoy your NT cameo, Greg!!

Week - 896

Faerie Wings Short: Delilah's Royal Coronation
by downrightdude
Description: Delilah occupied herself with the scenery below. Watching the various Faeries scramble around each other provided a temporary distraction. The Air Faerie behind her had her mouth stuffed with pins as she styled Delilah’s long, purple hair into a fancy beehive-style updo.

Week - 906

Usuki Singing Stars #48: The Great NT Mystery!
by downrightdude
Description: Sparkles looked at the whitestone rectangular building in front of her. “Here we are, gang!” The pink Bruce exclaimed excitedly. “The worldwide headquarters for the Neopian Times! Who knows what wonders we’ll see once we step inside?”

Week - 910

Usuki Singing Stars #49: Patricia's Ghost
by downrightdude
Description: Patricia must deal with a mysterious intruder while babysitting her younger brothers...

Week - 915

Usuki Singing Stars #50: How It All Began...
by downrightdude
Description: To celebrate the 50th entry in the long-running Usuki Singing Stars series, here is a delightful tale about how these beloved stories came to be...

Week - 923

Usuki Singing Stars #51: A New Snow Friend
by downrightdude
Description: Friends Jhoud and Cuddles set out to build a snowman!

Week - 927

Usuki Singing Stars #52: Scary's Secret Admirer
by downrightdude
Description: “Great! Can this terrible day get even worse??” Scary slammed her locker shut...

Week - 932

Usuki Singing Stars #53: Alan's Short Story (collab)
by downrightdude
Description: Dedicated to Al. Whenever your story comes out, I'll be the first to love it!

Week - 943

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Quickly, now! An ailment! I need an ailment, yes I do!

Week - 944

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Rosalina starts to worry when Margo doesn't show up at the store...

Week - 945

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Rosalina finds Margo, but their troubles are only beginning...

Week - 946

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Rosalina agrees to take Margo's place as the Werelupe's prisoner...

Week - 947

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Rosalina begins her daring escape from the Werelupe's clutches!

Week - 948

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: “Oooh, a real Werelupe!”

Week - 949

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Rosalina learns more about the Werelupe keeping her captive...

Week - 950

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: The next four days‒surprisingly‒flew by quickly. Rather than sulking and waiting for each day of her imprisonment to end, Rosalina found herself having fun with Wilbur...

Week - 951

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: Rosalina must deal with the consequences of breaking her promise to Wilbur...

Week - 952

Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
by downrightdude
Description: “Aww, look at the whittle Werelupe!” Lenny cooed. “He’s so cute! And look at his whittle snarl as he’s clawing his way inside.”

 
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