The Perfect White Elephant Gifts Throughout Neopia

     With that being said, you might be too busy to think of the perfect gift to place under the tree and brighten someone’s day. Have no fear though! I searched far and wide through the plains of Neopia, the top of Terror Mountain, and the seas of Maraqua to find the perfect White Elephant gift for any party you attend.

     The office Christmas party, we have a gift for that! I’m meeting King Skarl for a holiday lunch, so trust me, I have the perfect gift. Regardless of where you’re going, what party you’re attending, and the games that will be played, I have all the best White Elephant gifts right here for you, all you need to do is find where to buy them.

     1. Disturbing Gelatin: Make your friends do a double take with this interesting spooky food. The face might throw them off a bit but it will also make everyone laugh when this gift is opened and trust me, someone is going to want to steal this gift to take home for themselves.

     2. 101 Uses of Bacon: First off, it’s a book and who doesn’t love a good book but it also involves bacon! Your White Elephant giftee will love learning all the uses to bacon with this book.

     3. Abominable Fruitcake: Nothing screams holidays like a fruitcake and what makes this one better is the appearance of a little abominable snowman. Will they eat it? Who knows.

     4. Beware of Meepits Sign: We all know that Meepits can be a little unruly and with your help, this Beware of Meepits Sign will help anyone experiencing Meepit problems…probably.

     5. Christmas Pile of Soot: The Petpet Lab Ray always gives us the loving Petpet of Soot but make your gift a little festive with this Christmas Pile of Soot, who wouldn’t like this gift? I mean look at it, it’s wearing a Santa hat!

     6. Definitely not an Exploding Present: It surely isn’t something that could cause harm, White Elephant gifts are supposed to be funny right? Everyone will be blown away by this amazing gift under the tree.

     7. Elderly Hasee: Who wouldn’t want to care for this adorable Elderly Petpet that just wants to sit around all day and eat tropical food. It’s the perfect new friend for your holiday party that will bring a smile to anyone’s face.

     8.Emergency Presentation Breath Spray: Be the MVP of White Elephant gift giving with this Emergency Presentation Breath Spray. Never again will morning breath be an issue and it’s small enough to fit in a bag and sneak when needed. Also, you can throw it in a stocking.

     9. Hot Dog of Justice: Have no fear! The Hot Dog of Justice is here to make all your dinner needs, and gift giving, way easier! We would be lost without you Hot Dog of Justice.

     10. How to Deal with Strange Looks: The book that keeps on giving. Now anyone who is lucky enough to get this book as a gift can learn the ways to deal with strange looks. Perfect for that office party, if you catch my drift.

     11. Mutant Slorg: I am sure whoever gets this present won’t mind the massive slime trail, or the deformed eyeballs of the Mutant Slorg. It’s the thought that counts right? Maybe give some wet wipes along with this gift, you know, to help clean up the mess.

     12. Need a Better Printer Stamp: You might splurge a little for this stamp but look at it, that’s one for the collection book. Or whoever receives it might think it’s a junk stamp, it’s hard to say.

     13. Superior Battle Plunger: Who doesn’t love a multipurpose tool!? Not only can you use this in the Battledome but you might be able to use it in the bathroom too. No one can complain over this amazing gift, it’s honestly the gift that keeps on giving.

     14. That Fruit Basket You Forgot About: It might have been left in the car a little too long but it still could be a thoughtful gift right? If anything, it’s perfect for the compost garden that someone I am sure wants to start.

     15. Throwing Nachos: Not only are they covered with extra sharp cheese but these deadly nachos are fantastic for eating, the ultimate battle weapon, and I bet they smell really good.

     16. Unthoughtful Gift Candles: Candles are such a great White Elephant gift, everyone loves a beautiful smelling candle. This one might turn some heads though, but it’s the thought that counts right?

     17. Vampiric Christmas Cookies: Christmas cookies are festive and fit well with any party and gift giving. Hopefully whoever pulls these likes fangs on their cookies and some evil looking eyes.

     18. Yellow Snowball: Snowball fights are a great activity during a White Elephant party. This Yellow Snowball might feel a bit warm and definitely don’t try to eat it, but it’s glorious for throwing.

     19. 4 Billion Pie Recipes: Never run out of ideas for the perfect pie with this amazing book. Who wouldn’t love having billions of pie recipes right at their fingertips? The book might be heavy though, so maybe carry it in a gift bag!

     20. Blazing Edible Snowflakes: Snowflakes scream winter and make a great gift and just think, if it’s a little cold the fire that comes along with these snowflakes will keep anyone who receives them warm. Plus you’ll eventually get some water out of them too.

     There you have it, the best White Elephant gifts to get for your next holiday party. Trust me when I say, anyone will love to have these gifts and probably chuckle a bit when they open them up. Happy Holidays!