 Top Thirteen Grey Items
by happytimewithmilk
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Aww, feeling blue, my friend? Well, then you're doing it wrong, today is all about being grey! Grey Day is one of the most gloomiest, and well, grey days around. I would say grey Neopets rejoice this day made for them but... they don't. They walk around with a sad expression and a gloomy cloud around their heads. I'm sure these items will cheer up your sad little grey pet, though. I know my grey Wocky just LOVES these items, you can just see her giant smile! Either way, you're going to need these grey items if you are going to "celebrate" Grey Day the right way! Hold in your sighs and let's make Grey Day dull and boring no more! (Or well, more grey. Either way you should already be thanking me!)
1. Functional Grey Chair - r180
A stylish, practical grey chair.
This chair is no muss, no fuss! It's exactly what it says it is- a functional grey chair. Are you having a Grey Day dinner party? Well, you're gonna need chairs, my friend! What other kind of chair would you even NEED for this day? 2. Grey Backpack - r85
Any Neopet would love to have this backpack.
This item is even MORE simple and grey, if that could be possible! A backpack to put your happy little gloomy items in! Any Neopet (especially a grey one) will love this backpack as they head off to the super secret NeoSchool everyone likes talking about. Do you really want your little grey pet to be without something festive AND functional? 3. Grey Cheese - r89
Weird... it almost tastes grey!
Hey... I heard you like cheese. I like cheese too. GREY cheese that is! There is no way you could eat some plain ole' yellow cheese on this fine Grey Day, no! It has to be grey! Don't be caught eating yellow cheese; that would just be embarrassing for you. Plus it even tastes like grey! 4. Grey Doughnut - r85
Yuck, this doughnut is very drab and soggy...
If you're not eating some grey doughnuts with your grey cheese, then I don't know why you are even here today. This yummy doughnut even comes with its own rainy cloud! Don't worry, it isn't that soggy, and drab? Ha! More like fab, am I right? 5. Grey Eye Shadow - r78
This grey eye shadow is perfect for a boring day!
You know you're gonna need some grey eye shadow, right? "Celebrate" Grey Day the right way, with some great make up to put you into a gloomy mood! Oh, you're a boy, you say? Who cares! Everyone can benefit from having some lightly dusted grey eye shadow, trust me on this. You'll look sad AND mysterious at the same time! 6. Grey Kacheek Plushie - r98
Awww, poor little Kacheek.
Are you not able to get in a grey mood today? Feeling a little bit TOO cheerful? Or not cheerful enough? I know the feeling. Just squeeze this adorable Kacheek plushie and your problems will be solved! Well... not really. But he's still adorable and super squishy! Plus he looks like he really needs a big hug! 7. Grey Ice Cream Cone - r87
This is one ice cream cone that is very hard to eat without getting ice cream on you.
Just in case you weren't full from the cheese and doughnut you already had today, here's some ice cream! In -you guessed it- true grey fashion! This ice cream cone is actually pretty hard to eat without getting it all over yourself, but trust me. It's worth it! Your sad grey pet will thank you! If he doesn't then I guess you only have yourself to blame for painting him grey in the first place. 8. Grey Paint Brush - r101
Aww this paint brush is all sad and droopy.
And that leads me to the grey paint brush! I'm sure your pet is already nice and grey, but just in case you want to paint another Neopet grey. You're going to need this! Take this brush and run to the rainbow pool to have another sad gloomy pet to take care of! That means double the grey ice cream, double the grey backpacks. Really just double everything grey! Maybe you can even paint that Mutant Gnorbu you still keep around somewhere, eh? 9. Grey Snorkle - r101
Why not adopt this cute baby piggy today? But beware, it eats a lot of food. What a pig!
Ahh, one of my favorite petpets- the Snorkle. In grey! To match your new grey Neopet that I hope you took my advice with, or just for the grey Neopet I know you already had (if you didn't then please go back a step and get one!), give them a cute little Snorkle to be gloomy with! Watch out though, Snorkles are known to eat a LOT of food. 10. Grey Toilet - r92
Be careful with this toilet, it has a tendency to leak. EWWWW...
Hey I'm not going to lie or beat around the bush. When you got to go, you got to go, okay, pal? It'll match all your other beautiful grey furniture! Maybe you shouldn't listen to me on this one, though... It sometimes leaks. 11. Greyed Expectations - r86
For the more cynical Neopets out there.
Are you or your Neopet cynical? Do you have all these goals for Grey Day (or just life in general) that don't live up to their hype? Well, friend, you are not alone. Greyed Expectations is a fabulous read. It's a little slow around the middle and seems to be so gloomy you have to go back and eat more grey ice cream, but it's a worthy read! 12. Long Grey Beard - r78
An instant clip on new look for your Neopet.
Sometimes it feels like the day drags on and on and on. With this super long grey beard, you can clip it right on and look the way you feel, that you're just too old for this! Complete your grey look today! 13. Single Grey Flower - r70
This isnt a very cheerful flower.
Yes, this flower isn't very cheerful. But then again, neither are you! Honestly neither is anyone on this fine Grey Day. That's okay, though! Sometimes you should feel a little grey so you can feel a little cheerful. Hand this single grey flower to a pal and show them that hey, everyone's a little grey! Especially today, and it's okay!
I hope you have the most gloomiest and Grey Day there is to be had today, thanks for reading!
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