Wonderful Weewoos: A Personality Test

      1. Which of the following Neopian eateries is your favourite?

      a. Grundo’s Café. I want a Sloth Pudding Cup—other desserts are puny in comparison!

      b. The Golden Dubloon. Me wants a Land Lubber, and ye be walking the plank if ye don’t bring me one, yarr!

      c. Kelp. The food is so eclectic, elegant, and tasty!

      d. The Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop. Who wouldn’t love a sugary treat on a jolly winter day?

      e. Faerie Foods. Everything tastes better with faerie magic.

      f. Merifoods, but the food has to be gourmet. Regular food is for peasants!

      2. Which Neopian land would you like to visit on your next vacation?

      a. Virtupets Space Station. I must see Dr. Sloth, my revered creator.

      b. Krawk Island. Me wants to search the shore and play with all the other little nippers!

      c. Maraqua. I love to swim!

      d. Terror Mountain. The place is so jolly and festive, and I love playing in the snow!

      e. Faerieland. Despite being literally grounded, this location is simply magical!

      f. Meridell. Maybe I can take over the role of King Skarl someday! *mischievous grin*

      3. You have some Neopoints to spend and are asked to buy food for yourself and your sister. How do you spend your money?

      a. All on a Sloth Wrap for myself, and none for her. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

      b. Neopoints?! Those be useless! Me be wantin’ Dubloons...

      c. Half on yummy seafood for myself, and the other half for whatever she would like.

      d. My sister can choose first. Tis the season of giving!

      e. The two of us can share some Extra Cheesy Cheddar Crisps. Those are magical!

      f. “Servant? I demand that you go down to Merifoods and buy me a Fresh Fruit Goblet and Roast Pork. Make it snappy!

      My commoner sister gets nothing.”

      4. You won a million Neopoints in the Neopian Lottery! How will you spend them?

      a. Every last Neopoint will go straight toward Dr. Sloth’s next Neopian invasion effort. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

      b. Me be buying Dubloons off the Shop Wizard! Then, me be enjoying many tasty meals at the Golden Dubloon...

      c. I’ll put the Neopoints toward my effort to obtain the “Stamp Collector – Sea Shells” avatar.

      d. I’ll be buying presents for all my friends. Tis the season of giving!

      e. I’ll put the Neopoints toward something cool from the Hidden Tower.

      f. That’s a drop in the bucket! I get all the Neopoints I want from the royal treasury.

      5. Which of the following potions sounds the most intriguing to you?

      a. Any transmogrification potion, or a giant helping of Mutox Syrup for a Grundo. The effects are incredible...

      MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

      b. Kauvaras Marvellous Potion. Me got it from a cove where the most interesting wares be sold, yet the smuggler stiffed

      me a few Dubloons when making change... Yarr!

      c. Water Faerie Bubbles... They’re so calming and mystical!

      d. Freezing Potion. Winter is my favorite season!

      e. Anything I can buy at the Healing Springs... Marina is so sweet!

      f. Strength Serum. I will be the strongest Weewoo in the castle!

      6. Which of the following Neopians do you look up to most?

      a. Dr. Sloth. How dare you imply that anyone else could match his greatness!

      b. Governor Gavril McGill. He brought back the island me call home!

      c. King Kelpbeard. He rules with a gentle hand... or should I say fin?

      d. Taelia. Her spells are so jolly and magical!

      e. Queen Fyora, the greatest and most powerful monarch in all of Neopia! Seriously, her Fyora’s Rod comes straight out

      of a legend...

      f. Myself. I’m the best, since I’m royalty!

      7. Which of the following books sounds the most interesting to you?

      a. Ruling the Universe. I hope to follow in the footsteps of my grand master, Dr. Sloth!

      b. Treasure Hunting for Pirates. Me hope to bring back a fortune!

      c. Shell Hunters Guide Book. I search the seabeds of Maraqua daily, and hope to own every kind of shell someday!

      d. Snowy Fashions. I’d like to look at all the different styles of Santa suits.

      e. Faerie Music Book. Weewoos love to sing, and Faerieland’s melodies are the most magical of all!

      f. Lifestyles of the Royal and the Uni. I love living a glamorous lifestyle!

      8. Which of the following stamps is your favourite?

      a. Grinning Sloth Stamp. My master has the most infectious smile!

      b. Cap'n Threelegs Stamp. Me learned a lot from the seasoned fighter!

      c. Stamps? I prefer sea shells. My favourite is the Golden Shell, but I’ll have to save up.

      d. Snowbunny Stamp. It’s super cute, and it goes toward the "Stamp Collector - Snowy Valley" avatar!

      e. Queen Fyora Stamp. This ethereal portrait is worth every Neopoint!

      f. Zafara Princess Stamp. She’s so polished and pretty!

      9. What does a typical outfit of yours look like?

      a. A black cloak with a red lining, just like my master’s!

      b. An eyepatch, a bandana, a pegleg, and a hook! Me be looking sharp, literally.

      c. A swimsuit. I love the ocean waves!

      d. A Santa suit and hat to keep warm, and maybe a scarf. Brrr!

      e. A gorgeous, glittery dress which swoops down to my ankles.

      f. Umm... A gold and diamond crown, diamond earrings, eye shadow, foundation, lipstick, a diamond necklace, a velvety

      gown, a diamond bracelet, a diamond ring, nail polish, tights, and high heels. Did I forget anything?

      10. What would you do if you were in jail for a crime you did not commit?

      a. *cackle* Of course I did it. Never mind that, I’m busting out of here! *CRASH*

      b. Me be bribing the guards with Dubloons so me can escape. Yarr!

      c. I guess I could go to the plumbing room and swim through the pipes to escape. It might be a tight squeeze, but it’s

      worth a try!

      d. “I was NOT the one who robbed the National Neopian bank! I’m all about giving, not taking! *sigh* I’ll behave myself in

      prison so the courts will be nice enough to let me out early.”

      e. I’ll break the window and fly out of the cell.

      f. “I did it, but I don’t care!!! I’ll grab you a million Neopoints from the royal treasury if you let me out... What?! You don’t

      accept bribes?! You had better, because I am NOT wearing this ugly orange jumpsuit and eating GRUEL!”

      ---Results---

      Mostly a’s: You are a Mutant Weewoo. You are intelligent, masterful, and have an unwavering loyalty to your creator, Dr. Sloth. You will do anything to ensure that his plans are successful. No one measures up to his greatness, and anyone who challenges him is puny and should be punished. You look out for him, as well as yourself and other Sloth minions, but anyone who doesn’t follow him isn’t worth your time.

      Mostly b’s: You are a Pirate Weewoo. Of course, being a Pirate, your home is Krawk Island, an exciting place where you can play with all the other little nippers. You adore your homeland and everyone who lives there, and therefore, you need some serious convincing to leave! Krawk Island uses Dubloons as a currency, so you have no use for the Neopoints that the rest of Neopia is after. You dislike working and prefer to treasure hunt to make a living; you hope to find a fortune someday! You have little patience for those who treat you poorly, but you can be very fun to be around for those who are decent.

      Mostly c’s: You are a Maraquan Weewoo. You are calm and collected, and you believe in fairness and equality. You have a positive attitude, and you try to spread happy feelings. You have many hobbies, but your favourites are swimming and collecting sea shells. You prefer to hunt for sea shells instead of buying them, since the former is more fun, and a lot of the rarer shells can get expensive, anyway. Also, you are very intuitive and prefer to solve problems rather than complain about them.

      Mostly d’s: You are a Christmas Weewoo. You have a jolly and uplifting personality, and care for others more than yourself. Therefore, you love to give away most of your excess wealth. Seeing the smiles on other Neopians’ faces really makes gifting worthwhile! You love winter fashions, and, when you do buy for yourself, you are usually after a warm jacket, hat, or scarf to enjoy.

      Mostly e’s: You are a Faerie Weewoo. You live in Faerieland, and like the Pirate Weewoo, you adore your homeland. Faerieland is full of magic, after all, and no spell is as mystical as one that comes from a faerie! You look up to the beautiful Queen Fyora—she's the only ruler you’ve ever known. She is so gentle and kind-hearted that you don’t even mind living under a monarchy!

      Mostly f’s: You are a Royal Weewoo. You want only the best for yourself, and when that isn’t presented, you will do anything to treat yourself. You believe that life is the most enjoyable when you indulge in luxury, and you can’t understand why anyone would choose to be frugal. You’ve learned to love yourself, and you give yourself the expensive goods you deserve. Neopoints are no object in your family, and it doesn’t matter where they come from.

      ---Conclusion---

      I hope you enjoyed my Weewoo personality test. Were your results accurate? In other words, could you picture yourself as the Weewoo which you got as a match? I hope so. Remember that no Weewoo is “better” than the other (despite what the Royal may say); every Weewoo is unique and has value to Neopia. Until next time, dear readers!