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Issue: 1000 | 26th day of Sleeping, Y26

Comics

	1000 Weewoos on the Wall If you know the words, you can sing along, too! by draik_bianca
	Happy 1000.... Kad feeds? It's feeding time! Collab with kindled by serebii251
	Dye-ing of Laughter! Not all magic wool work on you... by classicmess
	The Weewoo and the Neopian Times The Neopian Times can be enjoyed in many ways by tatyanne
	The Times of Neopia for The Neopian Times "Wee-woould like to take you on a trip down memory lane..." Collab with dreamyard by virtualgf
	Impossible Dreams "To everyone who's had a dream..." by salem_822
	Celebrating 1000 Issues of The Neopian Times From a humble newsletter... by missbeasty
	Writer issue Honest feedback is needed by chocokelle
	Opportunist "Dude, the sun is coming up..." by ssjelitegirl
	Crafty Critter "Wow, we have so many papers..." by leighlizzzie
	The Floating Islanders - Issue 1000 A love letter to the years that have come before, and the years yet to come. by yankeesrule244444456
	The Lupees That's like...1000 HATS!!! by the_lupees
	A normal day for the Fountain Faerie "Here it is..." by milalix
	Growing Up with the (Neopian) Times Looking back, I've been reading the Neopian Times for years. So, here is an ode of appreciation to a legend! by alagfalaswen
	Peachy Keen - 1000 (Comic) Issues! Celebrating a milestone issue and almost 2 decades on Neopets! by hisiihi24
	Hot Off The Press A love letter to the Neopian Times and its 1000th edition by qwirka
	Faellie Tales 19: A Thousand More Here's to a thousand more. by coco6468
	1000 Miles How far will you go? by antonia22301
	Avalanche of Neopian Ideas! Don't leave it to the last minute. Collab with krowkano by romina_r
	Wishful Thinking Make a wish and it might come true! by hedesku
	Growing Up With the Times Here's to 1000 issues and everyone who's connected through their love of the Neopian Times. by flames_unleashed
	The More Things Change... The more they stay the same Collab with kuroneko_kitty & twillieblossom by keng200
	Rock Bottom Everybody needs a friend :) by verggg
	PrePAWSterous- I Know So Happy 1000th Issue! by pau_meow
	Grave Regrets Thanks, buddy. by hakotie
	The Weewoos are gone!! It's almost time to delivery the Neopian Times issue 1000 are the Weewoos are all gone! by _angel_852
	Sutek Muffin "Hey check out my new Neo Hood!" by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Party Planner Extraordinaire Let's party! by pikcel
	Prepping for 1000 Hope the Weewoos are ready! by muggledude
	Crossword puzzles Apparently Jerdana used the fact that The Darkest Faerie has no patience for puzzles to protect the kingdom. by starbiology

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Wonderful Weewoos: A Personality Test

Have you ever wondered what species of Petpet you’d be if you were a Petpet? Why not a Weewoo? They’re cute, intelligent, and sing beautiful melodies. Of course, they come in a variety of gorgeous hues at the Petpet Puddle. In honour of the 975th edition of the Neopian Times, this article is a personality test which will show you which colour of Weewoo you are destined to be. The questions are below: 1. Which of the following Neopian eateries is your favorite? a. Grundo’s Café. I want a Sloth Pudding Cup—other desserts are puny in comparison! b. The Golden Dubloon. Me wants a Land Lubber, and ye be walking the plank if ye don’t bring me one, yarr! c. Kelp. The food is so eclectic, elegant, and tasty! d. The Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop. Who wouldn’t love a sugary treat on a jolly winter day? e. Faerie Foods. Everything tastes better with faerie magic. f. Merifoods, but the food has to be gourmet. Regular food is for peasants! 2. Which Neopian land would you like to visit on your next vacation? a. Virtupets Space Station. I must see Dr. Sloth, my revered creator. b. Krawk Island. Me wants to search the shore and play with all the other little nippers! c. Maraqua. I love to swim! d. Terror Mountain. The place is so jolly and festive, and I love playing in the snow! e. Faerieland. Despite being literally grounded, this location is simply magical! f. Meridell. Maybe I can take over the role of King Skarl someday! *mischievous grin* 3. You have some Neopoints to spend, and are asked...

Other Stories

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One Thousand Days of Procrastination
"After reading the fifth question on the career quiz, Line realizes that this is not going well..."

by purplepeggie

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One Neopoint. Seriously?
"When Quest Log began, Zariniey became an instant fanatic! She was there at the first hour to quickly complete each quest and collect her bag of 20,000 Neopoints that she would stash away..."

by candylandtheonomy

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10 Ways to Spend the Day with Your Weewoo
"In celebration of issue 1000 of the Neopian Times, we thought it would be a great idea to spend the day with your Weewoo and show them all the wonderful parts of Neopia that they might have missed before..." Collab with corryn10

by tamimarieb

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A Guide To All Things Neopets: 25 Years Later
Are you a new or returning Neopets player who’s curious to poke their head around and see what has been going on since “The New Era” announcement? Collab with kikepv

by rascle90

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The Thousand Year Time-Out
"Caylis awoke from a refreshing night's sleep. From the tips of her webbed ears to the caudal fin of her periwinkle-blue tail, the Aisha's body was relaxed, yet full of energy..."

by liouchan

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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir
"Two years ago, when Miphie was a rosy-cheeked Neophyte at Academia Magika, she had spent her first couple of spare moments exploring the library..."

by josephinefarine

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