The “Write” Stuff for Making Headlines & Deadlines

     1). Writers Arm Chair - Anyone who has ever sat down to write or draw knows how important it is to have a comfy place to sit. The Writers Arm Chair is the height of luxury and comfort. You’ll want to stay in it long after your short story is written. Just don’t get too comfortable, or you’ll be falling asleep at your desk and missing your deadline!

     2). Blue Jubjub Topper Pencil - I always recommend writing your drafts in pencil first, so you can easily erase any mistakes. This pencil just so happens to come with the cutest little Blue Jubjub eraser on the end. Bonus points if you grab yourself a Blue Chia Pencil Holder to match!

     3). Starry Jetsam Pencil Sharpener - Can’t use a pencil without bringing a sharpener along! Any avid contributor to The Neopian Times knows how quickly your sharp pencils turn into nubs. Having a pencil sharpener handy will also benefit you in the event of your pencil breaking - it happens when you’re “in the zone” and fervently writing/drawing! The Starry Jetsam Pencil Sharpener is super adorable - simply turn the little fin to sharpen.

     4). Neopian Times Pencil Case - There’s nothing more distracting than having your pens and pencils rolling around your workspace and falling all over the floor. Get yourself this Neopian Times Pencil Case to store all of your writing utensils. The pattern on this pencil case will let everyone know you are a huge fan of The Neopian Times!

     5). Avoiding Writers Block - An author’s worst nightmare - the dreaded writer’s block! Anyone who has ever written an article or story knows that writer’s block is REAL and it’s not fun. This guide will give you tips and techniques to avoid and/or overcome writer’s block. Writer’s block can strike anyone at any time - even those who have been writing for years are not immune to it. Some great suggestions for battling writer’s block include distracting yourself by taking a walk on the beaches of Mystery Island, playing a game or two of Turmac Roll, or chatting with fellow writers on the Neoboards!

     6). Everlasting Mug of Borovan - Because one mug is sometimes simply not going to cut it. If you’ve ever stayed up late to complete your Neopian Times submission, you’ll know that many mugs of Borovan are necessary. The Everlasting Mug of Borovan will prevent you from having to get up for constant refills. Focus better on your work and keep your energy high with multiple mugs.

     7). Bottle of Water - This seems like it should be a no-brainer, but you’d be surprised how often Neopians forget to drink their water. Sadly, you can’t survive off of Borovan alone. The Bottle of water will help you stay hydrated and allow you to keep cranking out those comics. Keep a filled Bottle of Water on your desk and remember to sip on it throughout the day for best results.

     8). Spaghetti and Meatballs Pizza - What!? Any aspiring writer deserves a snack break every now and then.

     9). I Love The Neopian Times T-Shirt - Show everyone that you’re The Neopian Times’ biggest fan with this lovely t-shirt! While this T-shirt won’t necessarily help you to write better, it is comfortable and it looks fashionable. The white and grey combination really goes with anything. Neopians on the street will see you and think, “Wow - they must be a Neopian Times writer!” Sometimes just looking the part can help you to achieve it!

     10). Neopian Times Quill - After you’ve completed your draft and done all of your editing, it’s time to break out the quill. This Neopian Times Quill glides on your notebook paper like no other! The way it writes is so smooth and silky, that you won’t be able to go back to using just any old scratchy pen. The Quill has been a prominent symbol of The Neopian times for many years. It is featured on the highly coveted Neopian Times avatar, along with the iconic Neopian Times trophy displayed on many user lookups. The Neopian Times Quill is truly “ink-redible!” Like the old adage goes…”Where there’s a quill, there’s a way.”

     11). Writers Tips - Our second book on the list, this guide will provide many useful tips for improving your writing skills. Even the most seasoned writers sometimes need a little help and inspiration. Whether you are a novice or an expert, you will be sure to find something that will benefit you in this book. Take these tips to heart when you begin your next big story and I promise you will captivate your crowd.

     12). Neopian Times Mug - Can be used for Borovan or water…please refer to numbers 6 and 7 above!

     13). White Weewoo - Ahhh, the lore of the White Weewoo goes back many, many years. I am just going to say…if you know, you know!

     Well, there you have it! A list of all the essential items to help you succeed with your next Neopian Times submission. Whether you are an author, journalist, illustrator, or longtime reader, you’ll know this is a highly anticipated issue that is worth celebrating. I am so proud of the many contributors who made The Neopian Times possible. The talented writers and illustrators will always amaze me. Happy 1000th edition, Neopian Times - here’s to the next 1000 and beyond!