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	10 Uses for Bananas Besides a Banana Split "Did you accidentally buy three bushels of bananas instead of three individual bananas? However it happened, now you’re probably wondering what to do with all those delicious yellow fruits." by sarah_jackie
	10 Fun April Fools Pranks "Hi there! I am Ren, also known as the Mistress of Mischief and the Commander of Chaos." by unfogging
	Kelp: Is it Worth the Price? "We have a very special treat for you in today’s edition of the Neopian times! Your writers recently went undercover to have a meal at Kelp - Maraqua’s most exclusive restaurant." Collab with theguy2020 by coconut_rat
	Inflation is Bananas! "With inflation the way it is in the Neopian economy it can sometimes be hard to afford even the smallest of luxuries, for example some fresh exotic fruit." by iwonder
	How Rascally Are You? "Have you ever wondered how you'd fare in the Cold, Mysterious World of Trading, where there are few persons you can trust?" by swordlilly
	TITLE: Eight Tips To Know You Haven’t Gone Crazy!!1! "IT’S NOT JUST YOU! The world has become much more stressful." by pikachu315111
	WATN: The Janitor, in Central Chamber, with a Banana "Welcome back dear readers to the return of our mini-series “Where Are They Now”, making a triumphant return with an unexpected guest." by mickey_a94_a39

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"All in an April Fools Day work!" by alvissofcaldia
“Arlux and Twumbo, do you have any ideas for April Fools this year?” A Biscuit Xweetok named Cookie asked as he sat with his friends on a Biscuit Chair in his Neolodge Room. Sitting on the Biscuit Xweetok’s shoulder was an Airax, listening to the conversation. Arlux thought for a moment and grinned. “I do. I thought of it just then. What about you, Cookie?” Arlux, an Electric Xweetok answered with a smirk, on his lap was an Electric Dandan, who appeared to be sleeping as they talked. “Yes, I thought of it last night and loved the idea. I remember you telling us about your last one with the morphing potions, Twumbo, that was hilarious!” Cookie said, with a chuckle. “I have another one for this year but I’m not sure if it’ll work. It depends on what you guys have chosen for yours. I don’t want to copy ideas” Twumbo said, smiling at his idea. With Twumbo was a Pirate Snowbunny and a Skritch, both looked rather bored. “I was thinking, with mine, I’d be sitting at the Money Tree, giving away plushies… but not just any kind of plushies, Magical ones that change species. For example, if a Kougra wanted a Pirate Krawk Plushie to give to their friend, I’d give them the Magical Pirate Krawk Plushie instead and watch in delight to see the Kougra change into a Pirate Krawk!” Arlux suggested with a chuckle, as he imagined how the situation would play out. “Not bad. Do you have the Magical Plushies, Arlux? I want to get the Plushie versions of the real paintbrush...

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