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Lost Bananas

"Is there a prize shop for this too?"

by applefaerie99
Dinner with the Scarlets: Crime Solving in Neopia

I'm not sure that's how it really works but okay.

by june_scarlet
Mynci Business

Some things aren't important to remember

by the_creator12345
Neopets Pixel Cross Puzzle 9

Can you solve this puzzle?

by krabby_55
You won an... APRIL FOOL'S

"Maureen pulls out a ticket and..." Collab with rosemmary and agedbeauty

by xoxcharm
Faellie Tales 01: Banana Cupcakes

Lily's attempt at making a new friend.

by coco6468
Paw Protection

Sometimes the solution is worse than the problem

by waternymph12
Banana banana [Puzzle]

"How many times can you find the word 'banana'?" Collab with krowkano

by romina_r
"A Vegetable Soup Recipe for Neopets Cookbook."

"Now where am I going to get the veggies that I need?"

by kimpossibleluvr
Blossoms~ Coming to Light Epilogue

I got an idea back at the Neggery...

by twillieblossom
RIP: A New Look

Valentine is an appealing color...

by peanutbuttermilk
Vorgath's Hungry Puzzle

"Can you help hungry Volgoth find his bananas?"

by whitefriar
Hidden Tower Hijinks

Oops, I must have slipped up! Collab with darkobsession

by chai7705
Jokes On You

"Haha! Have a banana!" Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
It ain't easy being a Neopet

Features some of the 2005 April Fool's pets that didn't get to become real like the Gnorbu

by yellowflower7
Trips Through the NT Archives #1: Bananas

I think Nick Neopia was right, you are just a rock. :0

by rielcz
RIPperoni Pizza - Toppings

Don't judge their tastes.

by shellshocks
Inflation is Bananas!

Inflation has even caught up to the most well of Neopians... Collab with suzerz

by cureleantwilight
April Fool's Day Word Search

Help Nick find these words!

by isabelleke49
Just One Snack

"I'm hungry..."

by prulletje1852
The R.S. Caroosel : Part 4/5

Now with banana swords!

by keng200
Neopian Sketches - Any Shopportunity

Any shoppotunity for a pun must be taken.

by kadface
Tarla's April Fools!

Orange you glad Tarla gave you bananas? Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
Attack of the Banana Creme Pies

April Fools!

by squishyfishylovesme
The Happiest Quiggle!

Well, I only had one hair.

by nut862
 
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"Farewell, Mister Bananeopian" by precious_katuch14
The rain was pouring in grey sheets outside our living room window. Loisse and I had already made plans to visit the new Kadoatie café downtown, but they were washed away like fallen leaves swept away into the gutter. Still, we wanted to do more than just huddle together in blankets reading on our couch, so we were on the floor sorting through our book collections. The apartment I shared with Loisse was not big enough for a library – unless we crammed ourselves into one bedroom and put all our books in the other – so we turned the living room into a library. We found space on the floor and on the walls for shelves, but eventually, the books started covering the tiny coffee table, showing up under the couch, and adorning our dining table as unexpected centrepieces. We knew we had to start figuring out which books to keep, and which books should be rehomed. “The hardcover edition of Cookie Jar Princesses!” Loisse exclaimed as I held up a thick graphic novel with a Female Royal Shoyru and a Female Royal Kacheek peeking out from a cookie jar on the cover. “Don’t tell me you’re getting rid of that, Andler!” “After Clive Stables sold it to me at a bargain? No way,” I replied, putting it into the box on the coffee table, with the other books that were strictly in the “keep” category. The box next to me, which was for books that didn’t make the “keep” cut, was bare except for a few books I was certain I wouldn’t need to read again.




Other Stories


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Weathering the Bananza
"A small, sentient Shadow Cybunny plushie cheered from their perch between Gimmer’s Spotted Pteri feathers as Flower the Faerie Ixi examined the wheel items closely."

by gentle_lil_queen

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The Perplexing Paintbrush Problem
"Tibetthe Quiggle was enjoying the wondrous day at his job. He worked at the bank. He had quite the life..."

by stelbel13

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Kelp: Is it Worth the Price?
"We have a very special treat for you in today’s edition of the Neopian times! Your writers recently went undercover to have a meal at Kelp - Maraqua’s most exclusive restaurant." Collab with theguy2020

by coconut_rat

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10 Uses for Bananas Besides a Banana Split
"Did you accidentally buy three bushels of bananas instead of three individual bananas? However it happened, now you’re probably wondering what to do with all those delicious yellow fruits."

by sarah_jackie

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Valentine Mystery Noir
"The green and black flash paused to look back at me for a moment, and I noticed it was a bright Green Quiggle wearing a black trench coat and top hat..." Collab with superkathiee

by honorrolle

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Illusen's Quest
"Illusen dreaded the idea of meeting Jhudora. They hadn't seen each other for so long..." Collab with knightwolfalex

by rurirawr



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