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Advanced Guide to Grundo Snowthrow

This is a guide to Snow Wars II.

by vanillastar12
How to Host a Neoquest Session

Hello and welcome to my guide on how to host a Neoquest night!

by hutaride
How to Take Grooming from Glum to Glorious

Hannah’s Quest Log has me grooming my Neopets again. But this grooming was not up to any acceptable standard.

by juli_puff
Your Guide to Terror Mountain

Is this thing on? Oh hello! Welcome to your tour of Terror Mountain. Bundle up with your jackets and gloves because this tour might get a little chilly! Collab with 4everhardys1fan

by tamimarieb
10 Budget-Friendly Petpets to Avoid and 10 Alternatives

The low price tag on some Petpets makes them a tempting option but cheap does not mean easy!

by missbeasty
 
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"In the Wake of Wreckage" by sir_serene
“What reason have ye for locking me in the brig?” I shouted through the corroded iron bars. “Can’t ye see that I be innocent?” It should have been painfully obvious to these sailors that I was the victim. And yet, when they found me drifting among the wreckage out at sea, they had quickly tossed me into that dreadful cage. “Tell yer captain that I would request an audience so that I may set the record straight and clear my name.” When they finally returned, they dragged me out of the cell by chains that bound my wrists. My foot dragged behind as we made our way through the ship. “Slow down will ye! Can’t ye see that I be injured?” My cries of pain went ignored. I was wrenched into the brisk night air, onto the deck above. “I said slow down!” I cried once more as they dragged me across the deck. As we neared, the door to the ship's upper cabin burst open. With one swift push I was forced through it and thrust onto the floor. The door slammed behind me and I was left alone with the captain of the ship, a seemingly salty, if not fashionable Blue Acara. She wore a brilliant red coat and a matching hat with a large, ebony plume sticking out of it. “I hear ye’ve been clamorin’ down below about supposed mistreatment,” she said.




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In the Wake of Wreckage
What reason have ye for locking me in the brig?” I shouted through the corroded iron bars. “Can’t ye see that I be innocent?” It should have been painfully obvious to these sailors that I was the victim.

by sir_serene

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Ramona and The Snowager
"As Ramona stepped out of her hut, the snow started falling harder. Neopets and their owners quickly ran in and out of the building across the way..."

by peppermintandrea

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Samrin's Inspiration
"Samrin enjoyed the crisp winter air blowing gently across his face as he skated on the freshly shovelled ice. The frigid air was perfect for skating, making the ice..."

by greencheese79

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The Price of Ambition
Annie and Izzrin’s trip to the Haunted Woods involved renting two bikes from someone in Neopia Central, since it otherwise would’ve taken at least half the day to get down there by foot.

by golden1188

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Faellie Tales 18: Lonely Plushie
Little gestures can go a long way...

by coco6468

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Drink Debacle
Mmm... bean juice!

by leighlizzzie



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