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	A Slorg's Quest: Neopian Times 950 Buried in a comfy little bed of cushions and blankets a pink slorg, covered in heart-shaped spots, struggled to stay asleep as all sleepy creatures are wont to do... Collab with xxnovey by seismicfury
	All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender... by pikapi20
	950 Shades of Fire - A Party to Remember A night of excitement awaits at the magnificent Presidential Palace hotel. Collab with _aragorn_ by nice_collector
	950 Wishes Weary Vera and her endearing daughter Lila spend the last of their savings at the Wishing Well... Collab with pandacat838 by milkshakes004
	Marbles & Jewels. Captain Scarblade goes on a little fishing expedition... by coursework
	Cocoabears, This Year's Best-selling Gift A wintery petpet adventure! Collab with joanna_lewis by kebicorn
	Prisoner 950 Master vex encounters a vexing new prisoner... by dudeiloled
	The 950th Battle Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran... Collab with typlohisioh by myncithemonkey
	Dreaming of Song The first dream was of a forest... by jaudaran

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How to Love Your Old Neopian Times Work Again

With nine hundred and fifty issues in circulation, that can only mean one thing aside from there being so many Neopian Times issues: there are also so many stories, articles, and comics from various eras in the Times’ illustrious history. And many of them, dare I say, can be considered “old” at this point, having been published years or even decades ago to grace the pages of our beloved fill-in-the-blanks news source. With more people having dabbled in contributing to the Neopian Times for some reason or another ranging from feelings of accomplishment and self-actualization to wanting a shiny new trophy, or a little pixel animation you can flaunt on the Neoboards or whatever, more people have previous work they have submitted to the Times which have, whether they like it or not, aged. Sometimes it’s nice and nostalgic to thumb back through those pieces which have aged gracefully, but other times...

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Neoquest 2 Insane Guide | Pt 4 - Haunted Woods
While playing through Neoquest 2 I discovered some guides for the Meridell and Terror Mountain sections that had been posted in the NT but the last 3 areas aren't covered. After some trial and error through these areas without clear level and skill goals I've put together my own guides for them, enjoy!

by kittykatally

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9 Essential Items for Reading the 950th NT Issue
In honour of the 950th issue of the Neopian Times, we decided to gather 9 items that we consider essential for a good reading and we believe that will improve your reading experience of this new issue! Collab with kra096frozen

by alittlewicked

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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
The thrilling conclusion to A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare!

by parody_ham

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For the Love of the Game
The penultimate chapter of For the Love of the Game!

by 77thbigby

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The Anatomy of the Weewoo
Learn more about our white winged friends! Collab with riparu

by mikurubeam297

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look for the Neopian Times White Weewoo Plushie
Happy 950th issue, Neopian Times!

by clari_hikari

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